Can anyone get a response from him on FB? He's not my friend (yet), but I'll take one for the team. Send him some silly, flirty FB messages, add him as a friend, see if he bites. Then if he does, call him a dirty jew that's always trying to save a buck. Try to shame him into paying up. If he won't, I'll threaten to post shit on his wall for his "chubby" gf to see.
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Yea I'm too lazy for all of this, but it was worth a shot, right guys?