Today I went to leave work

[GilloD]

And they locked all 8 exits. A bunch of other people were walking around looking for a way out because the security guard wasn't answering his phone. I had to go out the service entrance, climb on a dumpster and mount the wall around my school to leave work. Please UNNERSTAN YO

[Diunx]

Climbing a dumpster to escape school? That reminds me of my highschool

[muckhole]

                 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101228/tc_afp/skoreaphilippinesroboteducationtechnologyoffbeat_20101228051921

S.Korea schools get robot English teachers

SEOUL (AFP) – Almost 30 robots have started teaching English to youngsters in a South Korean city, education officials said Tuesday,..

..The robots, which display an avatar face of a Caucasian woman, are controlled remotely by teachers of English in the Philippines -- who can see and hear the children via a remote control system.

"Well-educated, experienced Filipino teachers are far cheaper than their counterparts elsewhere, including South Korea," he told AFP

Were you all being locked in the school so your positions could be "vacated" via hot robot death?  Seems so. Stay in the dumpster, Gillo. It's safer in there.

[Herr Mafflard]

I would watch a movie about the trials and tribulations of Gillod's life in Korea.

[GilloD]

Seriously, my kids would have that robot in fucking pieces by the end of the class. They're terrible when 2 live people are in the room. It'd be a heinous riot if there was just a robot.

Also, hilariously, the robot has the face of a white woman, but is controlled by a Philipino. Koreans are raaaaaaaacist.

[Human Snorenado]

How much longer do you have in that god awful excuse for a first world country, gillo?

[GilloD]

Until August. One more semester. Yearrrrgghghggh. End of the year will becool, though. My wife needs to finish her thesis, so we're gonna go to Illinois for like 3 months and I ca just fuck around and make music and write and goof off all day

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

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My actual school and how we cut class.

I've long suspected that at least a small minority of the burka and veil wearing set were actually ninjas hiding in plain sight.  Thank you for advancing my theory.

[Yoritomo]

those are dudes if you can't tell

I always assume everyone is male until I see a vagina with a large object in it.

[Diunx]

Was that the uniform Wrath? I wish I could have wear shorts to my school.

[chronovore]

GilloD, man, you are living the life. You write well, you should get this into a book or screenplay. I'm in the USA and I read some of this to my sister; she was cracking up.

[Diunx]

I can see jack black or owen wilson playing the main role.

[Joe Molotov]

I can see jack black or owen wilson playing the main role.

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