if god didn't want us to fuck family members...

[Mupepe]

then he wouldn't make them so damn hot.  agree?

[Robo]

AMEN

[Himu]

I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.

[Tieno]

it's ok, as long as you don't have children.

[TakingBackSunday]

I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.

The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest?  That's kind of a dumb thing to say.  It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time.  The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.

[Diunx]

If she doesn't have both your last names then its ok.

[Stoney Mason]

The magic man in the sky doesn't care who we fuck. Just watch out for the mutant flipper babies. Then again that could be the next step of evolution.

[Himu]

I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.

The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest?  That's kind of a dumb thing to say.  It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time.  The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.

Well, I meant, Adam and Eve have kids and then their kids have kids. Who's doing all the mating? Relatives. If Noah's story is true the only conceivable way for humanity to continue living is to fuck your relatives.

[cool breeze]

If you want to get logical about the bible, then Adam was a hermaphrodite and Eve was cloned from its ribs, and during the process, Adam became a man...or something.

anyway, according to a Lifetime movie where a father rapes his daughters and is put on trial, sex in the butt doesn't count.  Wait, I think he went to jail because he raped his daughters in the butt.

[Joe Molotov]

I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.

The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest?  That's kind of a dumb thing to say.  It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time.  The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.

OKAY, we know you want to have sex with your sister, stop rubbing our faces in it!

[Positive Touch]

pics

[Mupepe]

If you want to get logical about the bible, then Adam was a hermaphrodite and Eve was cloned from its ribs, and during the process, Adam became a man...or something.

anyway, according to a Lifetime movie where a father rapes his daughters and is put on trial, sex in the butt doesn't count.  Wait, I think he went to jail because he raped his daughters in the butt.

i think i remember that movie.  at first the daughter said she stuck a big crayon up her ass but then she was like "nawwww, my dad pounds me"

either way, i want a hot cousin.  my biggest fantasy is to find out that i'm actually related to my wife and i've been fucking my cousin or half sister or something.  that'd be cool

[TEEEPO]

it's why god created condoms

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or that's just what i like to tell myself...

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[Smooth Groove]

it's why god created condoms facials

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or that's just what i like to tell myself...

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fixed

[Himu]

I don't think god has a thing against fucking family members when you consider that the old testament's very premise is founded on incest.

The premise of worshipping God is founded on incest?  That's kind of a dumb thing to say.  It's more like a narrative created by a confused people to try and understand how they got where they were at the time.  The incest is part of the creation narrative, and the taboo isn't really brought up much after.

Well, I meant, Adam and Eve have kids and then their kids have kids. Who's doing all the mating? Relatives. If Noah's story is true the only conceivable way for humanity to continue living is to fuck your relatives.

That's not really the premise of the Old Testament, though. That's just some bullshit put in there to summarise the creation of the world and the rest of history up to where the important shit starts. It's like: Last week on The Bible... the creation of the world, Adam and Eve, Noah and his happy Ark... and now... an all new episode of... The Bible *cut to ads*

 

[Smooth Groove]

If you want to get logical about the bible, then Adam was a hermaphrodite and Eve was cloned from its ribs, and during the process, Adam became a man...or something.

anyway, according to a Lifetime movie where a father rapes his daughters and is put on trial, sex in the butt doesn't count.  Wait, I think he went to jail because he raped his daughters in the butt.

What's the name of this movie?  It sounds more like a porn parody.

[Oblivion]

Welp, I guess this is as good a place to ask as any:

Why are there hardly any hot American porn stars that do incest roleplay films? There's plenty of Europorn incest vids, but they're fucking HIDEOUS looking (the women too).

[EmCeeGrammar]

So you guys are so burnt out with mad homo you've drifted to incest approval. I see.

[BlueTsunami]

All I know is that first should bang his cousin. Gay incest, the final taboo.

[Joe Molotov]

All I know is that first should bang his cousin. Gay incest, the final taboo.

No, if he did it and posted pictures of it online, and then somebody printed them out and then JO'ed on them and then posted a picture of them, that would be the final taboo.

[Diunx]

If he posted pics everyone would be like "holy fuck third that chick is hot!!!"

[demi]

i guess i shouldnt browse this thread while i have my hands in my pants huh

[Human Snorenado]

So you guys are so burnt out with mad homo you've drifted to incest approval. I see.

Soon everyone will be wanting to play Wii, which is I believe the final stop on the road to hell.

[Groogrux]

Most of far eastern Kentucky and all of West Virginia agree with you Mups!   

[Mupepe]

that makes me happy, andrwfields. 

i've got an incest fetish.  and yeah seriously, the only incest roleplaying porn I can find is with ugly german "families" and it's so gross I can't even get hard watching it.  i've only seen a few American ones but they were mostly mother/daughter stuff.  i need to see penetration!