Author Topic: Borys, explain your people (Read 1605 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** January 07, 2011, 01:57:28 PM »

I had my carpet shampooed today. The dudes got here 30 minutes early, and when I opened the door I could tell they were in a heated argument after one said "stupid god damn pollack" right as I opened the door. He apologized, handed me some stuff to sign, then went back to arguing with his partner. Eventually the younger guy, who was clearly in charge, asked me to join in

Young Borys: Sir I have a question, my friend is crazy. You know when you take shower right
Me: Yes...
Young Borys: Well after you take a shower, what is the first thing you put on?
Me: My boxers
Young Borys: See, he agrees
Old Borys: Just two opinions, bleh
Young Borys: You are wrong
Old Borys: Socks go first
Young Borys: Ok sir, what do you put on second
Me: Pants..?
Old Borys: Shirt go second

For the next hour they argued over this and the weather, I shit you not

Old Borys: Shoveling is tiring. Why can't it just hail in the winter
Young Borys: Because everything would freeze you fool
Old Borys: The wind freezes things, not the hail

They did a very good job though.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:01:46 PM »

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Tieno · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2011, 02:59:47 PM »

Smh @ Borys

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:03:20 PM »

I shampoo my own carpet. What does this say about PD's people?

Diunx · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:07:10 PM »

The first thing I put on when I get out of the shower is baby powder in my balls

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:09:38 PM »

Your stereotyping of Polacks is highly offensive. A distinguished black fellow should know better than that.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »

Not my fault 50% of the polish people I've met this year put socks and shirts on first after getting out the shower.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »

I'm going to try the socks and shirt idea after my next shower. He may be on to something.

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 07, 2011, 03:19:42 PM

I'm going to try the socks and shirt idea after my next shower. He may be on to something.

Yeah that sounds like a winner.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:26:26 PM »

Bullcrap. That only works on polish women. Any other woman would just laugh at you. Women find men in just boxers, fresh out the shower attractive.

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:30:10 PM »

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2011, 03:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 07, 2011, 03:30:10 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on January 07, 2011, 01:59:20 PM
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drew · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2011, 04:23:40 PM »

socks are the last thing you put on because your feet need to dry out

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2011, 04:55:38 PM »

Not wearing a shirt while on the house is pretty normal stuff mojo.

Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2011, 05:16:00 PM »

I put my briefs on last because I'm right in front of the mirror when I get out of the shower.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** January 07, 2011, 05:52:37 PM »

I like to admire myself naked before, and after the shower. Just to make sure my dong still looks good.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #16 on:** January 07, 2011, 05:58:06 PM »

Boxer briefs > boxers

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2011, 06:05:00 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2011, 12:52:42 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 07, 2011, 05:58:06 PM

Boxer briefs > boxers

Dunno, I used to agree but I'm really digging regular boxers now.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2011, 02:57:09 AM »

all polish people are insane. I went to uni with a bunch of them and they were crazy.

Tieno · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM »

Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM

Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.

aren't pollacks ruskies?

Corporal · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2011, 08:48:54 AM »

See, this is why we need the EU. No more Polaks, Ruskies, flying Dutchmen, or Nazis to confuse other countries.

Tieno · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2011, 08:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on January 08, 2011, 08:09:05 AM

Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM
Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.
aren't pollacks ruskies?

Arent belgians just dutchmen?

there are no belgians

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2011, 10:55:17 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 08:50:25 AM

Quote from: Kosma on January 08, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
Quote from: Tieno on January 08, 2011, 03:40:51 AM
Quote from: Borys on January 08, 2011, 03:23:54 AM
Ruskies are insane, Pollacks are mild next to them.
aren't pollacks ruskies?

Arent belgians just dutchmen?
there are no belgians

Then how come I'm able to eat their waffles?

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2011, 10:14:39 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on January 08, 2011, 02:57:09 AM

all polish people are insane. I went to uni with a bunch of them and they were crazy.

Hopefully you're not including Polish-Americans in that stereotype

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Author Topic: Borys, explain your people (Read 1605 times)