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Ruzbeh

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IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« on: January 07, 2011, 07:09:30 PM »
I BOUGHT THIS VIBRATING TOY THAT USES A TOUCH PAD AND IT WON'T FUCKING STOP IT'S BROKEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE ENGINES ON IT ARE POWERFUL TOO, IT MAKES SO MUCH NOISE

I'M WAITING FOR THE BATTERY TO RUN OUT BUT IT'S BEEN GOING FOR 80 MIN NOW AND IT'S SHOWING NO SIGN OF STOPPING I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD

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demi

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 07:21:56 PM »
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA leave it in your ass hanging out
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Diunx

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 07:30:01 PM »
The fuck is that?
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demi

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 07:40:16 PM »
Why would you leave it running? Start fucking that fake pussy man. Sleep with it on your dong.
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Brehvolution

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 07:41:32 PM »
Throw it over the fence and let Arby's worry about it.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2011, 07:43:10 PM »
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Touchpad controls can be temperamental if lube gets on them.

mystery solved
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Joe Molotov

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2011, 08:02:49 PM »
You spent $140 on a busted jack off machine.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2011, 08:05:21 PM »
$140 would buy you a lot of real-life blowjobs around here
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demi

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2011, 08:12:00 PM »
I'm down
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Joe Molotov

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2011, 08:18:10 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on January 07, 2011, 08:05:21 PM
$140 would buy you a lot of real-life blowjobs around here

That sounds like an offer.  :-*
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: IT WON'T FUCKING STOP
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2011, 08:18:41 PM »
 :teehee
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