Author Topic: If you went back in time... (Read 1296 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** January 12, 2011, 10:43:46 AM »

and fucked Hitler's mother, and then came back. Would you feel bad that Hitler was your son?

What would you guys do with a time machine?

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:49:02 AM »

Thank god I'm black.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:50:26 AM »

i wouldn't feel bad cuz I got some

and I would get rich with sports bets if I had a time machine.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:51:32 AM »

Diunx, would you go see how hot older female family members were in their prime?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:53:48 AM »

dude with a time machine you could go back to any era in any place in the world and eat their food. that would be so awesome

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:54:01 AM »

Definitely, my mom's cousins were pretty hot going by old black and white pics

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:54:50 AM »

I would just leave it in the bedroom dialed back several hours so I could get a few extra winks in the mornings before work.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 12, 2011, 10:58:08 AM »

I'd go in time and start a revolution by giving blacks and native americans modern weapons and technology, books, and The God Delusion.

I should write a screenplay for that.

Native Americans driving through the wild west in a Deloreon firing ak-47's, hooting and hawing.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8 on:** January 12, 2011, 11:02:33 AM »

yes kill whitey

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 12, 2011, 11:19:37 AM »

wouldn't be inglorious basterds for black people/native americans

Reb · « **Reply #10 on:** January 12, 2011, 11:22:25 AM »

...you my darling, would still be mine.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** January 12, 2011, 11:50:12 AM »

i would go back in time to give mojo's mother some planned parenthood pamphlets and condoms

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12 on:** January 12, 2011, 12:11:58 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY#t=0m46s

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** January 12, 2011, 12:42:14 PM »

If Mups fucked Hitler's mom then Hitler would be Mexican. That would be strange.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14 on:** January 12, 2011, 12:59:48 PM »

The "Hitler Mustache" certainly would've turned out different.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** January 12, 2011, 01:15:21 PM »

In B4 Space Moose

Groogrux · « **Reply #16 on:** January 12, 2011, 01:29:45 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on January 12, 2011, 12:59:48 PM

The "Hitler Mustache" certainly would've turned out different.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2011, 01:33:01 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on January 12, 2011, 12:42:14 PM

If Mups fucked Hitler's mom then Hitler would be Mexican. That would be strange.

The book would be called Mein Burrito.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2011, 02:25:19 PM »

because i love you too much

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 12, 2011, 10:58:08 AM

I'd go in time and start a revolution by giving blacks and native americans modern weapons and technology, books, and The God Delusion.

I should write a screenplay for that.

Native Americans driving through the wild west in a Deloreon firing ak-47's, hooting and hawing.

They'd just kill you and then trade all your stuff to the white man for some shiny beads and smallpox blankets.

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2011, 05:25:42 PM »

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you Himu? They're savages for a reason. I like the direction white people took this country. I'm not shitting in a hole inside a wooden shack and gathered around a fire in a tin bucket for warmth like I would be if Native Americans had ran the show.

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2011, 05:41:58 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 12, 2011, 01:15:21 PM

In B4 Space Moose

oh Hell,

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** January 12, 2011, 06:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 12, 2011, 05:25:42 PM

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you Himu? They're savages for a reason. I like the direction white people took this country. I'm not shitting in a hole inside a wooden shack and gathered around a fire in a tin bucket for warmth like I would be if Native Americans had ran the show.

Well I think you have to pick and choose your white people. English and Spanish raped the native populations but I don't know if the French did anything that bad.

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Author Topic: If you went back in time... (Read 1296 times)