Author Topic: Kevin James (Read 1379 times)

Mandark · « **on:** January 12, 2011, 11:59:55 PM »

Someone make me understand.

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:28:38 AM »

its an amarican thing

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:44:59 AM »

Palin was right. I'm not a real American.

jiji · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2011, 12:53:28 AM »

Fat, sloppy, average guys who make gay jokes see fat, sloppy, average guy on screen involved and sympathize (and laugh at gay jokes).

Also

The posters for The Dilemma look grotesque. James and Vaughn look like they've been all CGed up, and Vaughn looks like they took about ten years off of him.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:05:25 AM »

I liked Kevin James okay in King of Queens, but he's not somebody I'd really care to see starring in some movie. Although maybe that's because the movies he stars in are all terrible.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2011, 01:58:18 AM »

America loves fat "regular guy" comedians. In a few years someone else will take his place

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:51:41 AM »

He's ok. Not for me though. Square-face.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2011, 08:57:36 AM »

i refuse to watch anything with him in it. the dude is rob schneider levels of bad

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:01:55 AM »

Leah Remini was pretty hot at least. These shows always have wives that are too hot to be with these guys.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:14:50 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 13, 2011, 09:01:55 AM

Leah Remini was pretty hot at least. These shows always have wives that are too hot to be with these guys.

> implying it doesnt happen out of TV

Sorry your wife is low-tier

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:21:19 AM »

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:27:26 AM »

I will shamefully watch The Dilemma at home, alone in the dark. . .

Winona Ryder

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:35:16 AM »

All these guys gotta do is do one scene where they get nekid and they make millions. They cater to their audience. Just like how those skanks u all fap to show some skin.

jiji · « **Reply #13 on:** January 13, 2011, 03:52:03 PM »

Fun with IMDB:

I find him attractive.
Who is a chubby chaser for this guy?
He is so incredibly sexy
He is so cute.
strangely attractive

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** January 13, 2011, 03:57:14 PM »

Chicks like big dudes.

Course half of those are probably dudes

I think u just mad he's got the looks, the thick yet smaller than average dong, and the money to buy women to fill up with. It's cool.

jiji · « **Reply #15 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:12:28 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 13, 2011, 03:57:14 PM

Chicks like big dudes.

Quote

the thick yet smaller than average dong

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:14:15 PM »

I am basing this off the many vids I have spanked to.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:39:15 PM »

i don't think mine is that thick. it's not that long really either. demi, wanna judge it and give me an honest opinion?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:42:49 PM »

Just do the toilet paper roll test.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:43:47 PM »

goes right through and my head sticks out the end.

i could paint it silver and twist it at the end and use it as a kickstand.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:48:35 PM »

lol @ kickstand

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2011, 05:14:52 PM »

What are your thoughts on Chris Farley, Mandark? I think they're almost one and the same but I generally like Farley better. Lovably dumb fat guys.

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 13, 2011, 09:01:55 AM

Leah Remini

I can't look at her and not think about Scientology now (she's a Scientologist)

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2011, 05:23:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 13, 2011, 04:39:15 PM

i don't think mine is that thick. it's not that long really either. demi, wanna judge it and give me an honest opinion?

Sure I can take a look.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:42:28 AM »

Most of the popular American comedy movies in the past decade starred "the lovable loser": Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Steve Carrell, Seth Rogen, etc. The difference between those and Kevin James is that Kevin James is pretty fat.

Although all of the lovable loser comedians are interchangeable. They're all the same (ie, shit) which is probably their greatest strength. That way if Seth Rogen turns down the role, they can hire Kevin James without having to change much if any of their script.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:16:57 AM »

his stand up special was surprisingly funny.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:32:04 AM »

Its funny, I was listening to my local sports station and the guys ripped Kevin James. Mostly everyone agreed that hes a douche in person.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:41:02 AM »

He seems like he would be a douche, but I still find him hilarious. Mostly because he acts like a douche in his standup and on King of Queens. Every movie I've seen of his has been terrible though.

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Author Topic: Kevin James (Read 1379 times)