I have to share this embarassing story

[GilloD]

So I'm going to Vietnam/Cambodia for like a month starting tomorrow. My wife left last week, so I have to do all the packing and fretting and fraying of nerves myself. I just went into the bathroom to pee and I was so distracted thinking about packing lists and stuff that I pissed myself.

I stood in front of the toilet, feet apart, ready to pee. But I never unzipped. I didn't notice until I was like "Weird, why is there no pee coming out OH MY GOD". Now I have to run the laundry again

[Diunx]

Sounds like you were drunk again.

[Joe Molotov]

feels good man

[Smooth Groove]

With wifey gone, you should head off to the message parlor for some "relaxation". 

[Ganhyun]

You should walk around town saying Please Understand to everyone with those pants on

[The Sceneman]

I reek of urine. Please Understand.

[pilonv1]

No wonder why the wife left you.

that's what I was thinking

[Tauntaun]

So I'm going to Vietnam/Cambodia for like a month starting tomorrow. My wife left last week, so I have to do all the packing and fretting and fraying of nerves myself. I just went into the bathroom to pee and I was so distracted thinking about packing lists and stuff that I pissed myself.

I stood in front of the toilet, feet apart, ready to pee. But I never unzipped. I didn't notice until I was like "Weird, why is there no pee coming out OH MY GOD". Now I have to run the laundry again

  Laughing with you here.

[Cormacaroni]

Think what he'll be like at the airport!

[lordmaji]

what were you on?

[Don Flamenco]

My wife left last week

sorry to hear that mang   

[Phoenix Dark]

I've been distracted and missed the toilet while peeing before, but I cannot even fathom being so stressed or distracted I forget to unzip my pants. That's "man card revoked" territory

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Somehow it all makes perfect sense, given your post history.

[Joe Molotov]

I've been distracted and missed the toilet while peeing before, but I cannot even fathom being so stressed or distracted I forget to unzip my pants. That's "man card revoked" territory

More like "distinguished mentally-challenged fellow card issued" territory. 

Just kidding, GilloD, you're the coolest. You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!

[OptimoPeach]

I once halfway shit my pants at a Roundtable Pizza when I was 10 or 11. I think I left my poo-stained underwear in the bathroom trashcan

[Phoenix Dark]

I once halfway shit my pants at a Roundtable Pizza when I was 10 or 11. I think I left my poo-stained underwear in the bathroom trashcan

drew probably had to clean up your seat