Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 5158392 times)

Boogie · « **Reply #1140 on:** March 13, 2011, 11:00:18 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on March 13, 2011, 10:05:47 AM

Why? Because racecar.

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/03/12/video-60-minutes-take-on-lamborghini-circa-1987/

Finally, you post something decent auto-related shit.

Less lame-ass Fiat handjobbing, more of this.

chronovore · « **Reply #1141 on:** March 13, 2011, 11:11:03 AM »

Quote from: Corporal on March 12, 2011, 02:42:22 AM

Quote from: chronovore on March 11, 2011, 10:36:15 PM
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Can't see shit yet again.

I'm guessing it's artificial skin of some sorts? I can't even load the youtube page, so I can't infer from comments or the topic.

Inferior countries

Just search the youtubez for the same phrase; it's there, copied. "skin gun"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1142 on:** March 13, 2011, 12:51:03 PM »

skin gun

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1143 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:26:53 PM »

This is how I feel in all social interations.

Himu · « **Reply #1144 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:28:54 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1145 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:30:24 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 13, 2011, 07:26:53 PM

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This is how I feel in all social interations.

Or you could, you know, ask her if she needs some help.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1146 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:34:47 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2011, 07:30:24 PM

Or you could, you know, ask her if she needs some help.

she may interpret it in a sexual way, wouldn't work chief.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1147 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on March 13, 2011, 07:34:47 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2011, 07:30:24 PM

Or you could, you know, ask her if she needs some help.

she may interpret it in a sexual way, wouldn't work chief.

exactly. Or she may think me a robber and scream. That would be highly embarising. Glad Powerslave understands.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1148 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:40:02 PM »

In my case: pull out phone, pretend to talk as I walk across the street while glancing around for cops

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1149 on:** March 13, 2011, 07:50:54 PM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1150 on:** March 13, 2011, 08:08:27 PM »

my worst fear is that a pretty girl (or... anyone tbh) falls or trips near the elevated section on the bus. i always sit in the seat just after so if it does happen they're right there in the ambiguous zone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1151 on:** March 13, 2011, 08:24:02 PM »

my worst fear is getting eaten by a shark, but your's is a good one too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1152 on:** March 13, 2011, 08:26:37 PM »

What about a pretty girl getting eaten by a shark in the ambiguous zone?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1153 on:** March 13, 2011, 08:29:33 PM »

I wouldn't want the shark to think I was trying to rob it, so I don't think I would help it eat the pretty girl.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1154 on:** March 13, 2011, 08:33:00 PM »

forever socially awkward

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1155 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:07:26 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2011, 08:08:27 PM

my worst fear is that a pretty girl (or... anyone tbh) falls or trips near the elevated section on the bus. i always sit in the seat just after so if it does happen they're right there in the ambiguous zone.

You grab for her and accidentally grapple both her breasts in an attempt to keep her from falling. Yea, dunno what I'd do in that situation. I wouldn't have time to whip out my phone.

The only option would be to half heartedly attempt to catch her while ensuring you make no physical contact. Then once she's on the floor stand up and say "are you ok?" and try to help her out.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1156 on:** March 13, 2011, 09:58:17 PM »

drew · « **Reply #1157 on:** March 13, 2011, 10:01:36 PM »

[youtube=560,345]lDMBsn_mKSM[/youtube]

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1158 on:** March 14, 2011, 12:18:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2011, 09:07:26 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
my worst fear is that a pretty girl (or... anyone tbh) falls or trips near the elevated section on the bus. i always sit in the seat just after so if it does happen they're right there in the ambiguous zone.

You grab for her and accidentally grapple both her breasts in an attempt to keep her from falling. Yea, dunno what I'd do in that situation. I wouldn't have time to whip out my phone.

The only option would be to half heartedly attempt to catch her while ensuring you make no physical contact. Then once she's on the floor stand up and say "are you ok?" and try to help her out.

another option is to turn my music up and pretend to be asleep so that if anyone looks it will just seem as if i didn't notice. perfect.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1159 on:** March 14, 2011, 05:37:10 AM »

[youtube=560,345]jQJtQcMcYmU&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1160 on:** March 14, 2011, 05:46:36 AM »

[youtube=560,345]CD2LRROpph0[/youtube]

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

GilloD · « **Reply #1161 on:** March 14, 2011, 06:08:43 AM »

OLD

Cmon.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1162 on:** March 14, 2011, 10:31:49 AM »

I can't tell if PD and FM are actually that socially awkward or if they're just joking. I just don't know.

Robo · « **Reply #1163 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:11:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 14, 2011, 10:31:49 AM

I can't tell if PD and FM are actually that socially awkward or if they're just joking. I just don't know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1164 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:37:01 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 14, 2011, 12:18:49 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2011, 09:07:26 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2011, 08:08:27 PM
my worst fear is that a pretty girl (or... anyone tbh) falls or trips near the elevated section on the bus. i always sit in the seat just after so if it does happen they're right there in the ambiguous zone.

You grab for her and accidentally grapple both her breasts in an attempt to keep her from falling. Yea, dunno what I'd do in that situation. I wouldn't have time to whip out my phone.

The only option would be to half heartedly attempt to catch her while ensuring you make no physical contact. Then once she's on the floor stand up and say "are you ok?" and try to help her out.

another option is to turn my music up and pretend to be asleep so that if anyone looks it will just seem as if i didn't notice. perfect.

But you'd have to pretend to go to sleep every time someone gets on the bus and starts coming up that step. It wouldn't be hard for the people behind and to your side to recognize your ruse, and who knows what would happen next.

That's like pretending your crippled when the Queen walks in the room. Everyone saw you walk in earlier (well, except the Queen), so they'd know you could stand yet you deliberately disrespected the Queen.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1165 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:45:41 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #1166 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:47:20 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #1167 on:** March 14, 2011, 02:48:48 PM »

T-Short · « **Reply #1168 on:** March 14, 2011, 04:05:31 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1169 on:** March 14, 2011, 04:20:00 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #1170 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:18:30 PM »

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=157762297615657

Somebody about qualified for the Darwin award.

A smaller kid bullying a bigger kid. See if that turned out well.

Boogie · « **Reply #1171 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:24:20 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on March 14, 2011, 07:18:30 PM

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=157762297615657

Somebody about qualified for the Darwin award.

A smaller kid bullying a bigger kid. See if that turned out well.

Outstanding.

Himu · « **Reply #1172 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Bocsius on March 14, 2011, 07:18:30 PM

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=157762297615657

Somebody about qualified for the Darwin award.

A smaller kid bullying a bigger kid. See if that turned out well.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1173 on:** March 14, 2011, 07:33:51 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 14, 2011, 07:24:20 PM

Quote from: Bocsius on March 14, 2011, 07:18:30 PM
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=157762297615657

Somebody about qualified for the Darwin award.

A smaller kid bullying a bigger kid. See if that turned out well.

Outstanding.

That kid's awesome, I wish he could come to our school so I could live vicariously through him.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1174 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:51:16 PM »

Sometimes there is only one way to change an attitude. Someone was filling that skinny kid's head with lies.

Oblivion · « **Reply #1175 on:** March 14, 2011, 08:53:42 PM »

Oh, you guys are already talking about that in here. (knew I shoulda checked both threads!)

I like seeing bullies get beat down as much as the next guy, but some of the responses in that thread, I dunno...

Mandark · « **Reply #1176 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:15:42 PM »

Any time I see a video like that I wonder about the parents.

And yeah, I know, peer effects are huge and you can't directly control the person your child becomes, etc. But mang, there's gotta be some shitty parenting going on.

etiolate · « **Reply #1177 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:44:11 PM »

taken from nba-gaf

Boogie · « **Reply #1178 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:54:09 PM »

[youtube=560,345]ScgFIKXKFkc[/youtube]

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1179 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:57:52 PM »

That was hard to watch $:-\$

But LOL @ slaves.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1180 on:** March 14, 2011, 09:58:42 PM »

Only crazy people show up at city council meetings

[youtube=560,345]zA1hyqA6UTY[/youtube]

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1181 on:** March 14, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 14, 2011, 09:44:11 PM

taken from nba-gaf

(Image removed from quote.)

lol looks like Raban

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1182 on:** March 15, 2011, 12:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 11, 2011, 04:43:53 PM

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 11, 2011, 01:49:36 AM
HOME IMPROVEMENT FAN FICTION:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564245/1/MORE_POWER

Is it Tim x Al? [/demi]

Since I'm assuming no one read this hilarious piece I will just copy-pasta it here

Quote from: meowman

John Taylor, brother of Tim Taylor was sitting in his house, when suddenly on the tv his brother appear. "HELP ME JOHN TAYLOR" said Tim Taylor to his brother John Taylor, and John Taylor knew his brotehr Tim was in trouble and said to the tv "DON'T WORRY TIM TAYLOR I WILL WALK AS FAST AS I CAN TO SAVE YOU!" but Tim Taylor said "NO! THAT IS TOO SLOW, YOU NEED MORE POWER!" So John Taylor power walked as fast as he could out the door.

John Taylor arrived at Tim Taylors house and said to his wife Jill "YOUR HUSBAND IS IN DANGER I NEED MORE POWER" and so Tim Taylors wife walked as fast as she could and gave John Taylor some of Tim Taylors power tools. "HERE YOU GO JOHN TAYLOR, THESE POWER TOOLS HAVE MORE POWER!"

He went to see Wilson but John Taylor was too short to see over the fence so he shouted at Wilson "I CANNOT SEE YOU SO YOU MUST NOT EXISTS!" So he wnet to see Al instaed, but Al could not answer the door because Al was giving his mother a bath. So John Taylor thought that he should go to the set of Tool Time..

Then John Taylor went to the set of Toll Time because he knew that was where Tim would be. But when he walked in the room, Tim Taylors arch nemesis Bob Vila threw a chainsaw at him. "WATCH OUT JOHN TAYLOR" shouted Tim Taylor, but John Taylor was ready and did backfilps to escape the chainsaw.

"NO I MUST NOT LOSE!" said Bob Vila, and he threw a chainsaw at Bob Vila, but this time he threw it with MORE power. "OH NO" said John Taylor, but then he remembered that he had Tim Taylors power tools and he threw the power tools at Bob Vila and then the power tools exploded when they landed and Bob Vila was dead.

"JOHN TAYLOR YOU ARE THE GREATEST BROTHER EVER BECAUSE YOU SAVED ME FROM BECOMING THE WORST DAY TIME TV PRESENTER EVER" said Tim Taylor. But John Taylor said "NO TIM, YOU ARE THE GREATEST BROTHER EVER BECAUSE I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT MORE POWER" And then they grunted until John Taylor had to go home.

BEST STORY EVER

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1183 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:00:54 AM »

Lame. It's just a ripoff of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1184 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:02:23 AM »

wrong. It's awesome becuase he defeats Bob Vila with MORE POWER

Powerslave · « **Reply #1185 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:46:06 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1186 on:** March 15, 2011, 08:35:53 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on March 14, 2011, 06:08:43 AM

OLD

Cmon.
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Raban · « **Reply #1187 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:20:19 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on March 14, 2011, 10:42:20 PM

Quote from: etiolate on March 14, 2011, 09:44:11 PM
taken from nba-gaf

(Image removed from quote.)

lol looks like Raban

was about to say the same thing

demi · « **Reply #1188 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:30:11 AM »

Thats not Raban. I would do that guy.

Raban · « **Reply #1189 on:** March 15, 2011, 10:42:42 AM »

Yeah that guy's quite a bit fatter than me. I actually have a neck.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1190 on:** March 15, 2011, 12:21:59 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1191 on:** March 15, 2011, 01:02:34 PM »

[youtube=560,345]lg3tIERI-D4[/youtube]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/15/alexandra-wallace-receive_n_835949.html

Why would she even post this without trying to hide her identity?

The fact that even idiots like this can get into UCLA is why I laugh whenever their students act like UCLA is a prestigious institution. Turning down their scholarship offer is still one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1192 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:15:23 PM »

To be fair, I know a bunch of people who got into USC with 2.5gpas

Himu · « **Reply #1193 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:40:00 PM »

you act like gpa even matters.

Oblivion · « **Reply #1194 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 15, 2011, 02:40:00 PM

you act like gpa even matters.

Sadly, it does. Otherwise I would have gotten into UCLA with my SAT scores alone. But noooooooo, "You have to show that you have any iota of work ethic" they said.

Himu · « **Reply #1195 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:48:02 PM »

Did you do a lot of extra curricular?

drew · « **Reply #1196 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:48:50 PM »

what were your SAT and ACT scores?

Oblivion · « **Reply #1197 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:50:05 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 15, 2011, 02:48:02 PM

Did you do a lot of extra curricular?

I was in Academic Decathalon for like a semester and in the Science Bowl for like a year and half. Not much more than that.

Drew:

SAT: 1440
ACT: 32

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1198 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:50:29 PM »

GPA matters whenever someone is trying to further his or her academic career. For some graduate programs, even the highest standardized test score can't make up for a sub 3.5 GPA.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2011, 02:15:23 PM

To be fair, I know a bunch of people who got into USC with 2.5gpas

Well, USC is a private institution so they can make exceptions for people with money. Also, USC students are proud of their school but they aren't smug about how smart their school is, unlike UCLA students who act like they went to Harvard.

Quote from: Oblivion on March 15, 2011, 02:46:45 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 15, 2011, 02:40:00 PM
you act like gpa even matters.

Sadly, it does. Otherwise I would have gotten into UCLA with my SAT scores alone. But noooooooo, "You have to show that you have any iota of work ethic" they said.

You probably should have tried to get even higher standardized scores. Not just SAT but also some 4s and 5s on APs. UCLA is not that selective. My GPA was far from elite but I still got a full scholarship offer because of my test scores.

drew · « **Reply #1199 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:52:56 PM »

c'mon cough em up, i'll tell you mine if you tell me yours

edit: you stealth editing bastard! but since i am a man of my word i got a 1260 and a 27

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