Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 4284924 times)

Himu · « **Reply #2520 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:28:41 PM »

http://www.armory.com/~moke/poop.htm

"Defecating, or ‘pooping’ as it is more widely known, has been a practice enjoyed by mankind since the dawn of civilization. It was practiced by cultures as diverse as the ancient Greeks, the Indian tribes of pre-European America, as well as the henchmen of Nazi Germany. Nearly all modern cultures still participate in this ancient art."

there are some humans that don't poop?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2521 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on May 17, 2011, 03:26:27 PM

Pedobear lol.

lol it's a bear and he's always chasing underage girls because he wants to rape them lol

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2522 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:40:40 PM »

Fun fact: don't back waaaaaay up, just quickly scroll up and down.

Mind...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2523 on:** May 17, 2011, 03:52:15 PM »

i dont get it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2524 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:36:49 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on May 17, 2011, 03:52:15 PM

i dont get it

:rapetime

magus · « **Reply #2525 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:05:20 PM »

if that's a photo i want to see a video

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2526 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:09:02 PM »

WOW

HOW

GilloD · « **Reply #2527 on:** May 17, 2011, 07:09:15 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2528 on:** May 17, 2011, 11:35:36 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2529 on:** May 18, 2011, 12:53:13 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2530 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:08:06 PM »

Not giving foxnews hits.......

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2531 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:10:15 PM »

A Youtube version was already posted in the politics thread.

T-Short · « **Reply #2532 on:** May 18, 2011, 03:42:51 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2533 on:** May 18, 2011, 04:26:05 PM »

Dude just wanted to make a sandwhich, he wasn't trying to protest or anything!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2534 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:32:42 PM »

He just wanted to give his meat to the Queen so that he could boast about seeing her crumbed ham.

Robo · « **Reply #2535 on:** May 18, 2011, 05:39:37 PM »

Hard As a Motherfucker

Maximus · « **Reply #2536 on:** May 18, 2011, 07:40:22 PM »

That riot was actually over the ham.
Denny Ham is good ham; he was part of an economic envoy to get it to the queen so they could start selling it in Britain.

Quote from: Kosma on May 18, 2011, 05:13:32 PM

Irish can be such pansies protesting over nothing.

whether you or I disagree with a protest shouldn't affect someones right to protest, they can protest about having too much rain all year and they still have as much right as someone with what you think is a more valid complaint.
Ireland would be a lot better off if people protested more; especially regarding the bailout rather than this benign acceptance that's become the norm.

Eric P · « **Reply #2537 on:** May 18, 2011, 07:40:32 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2538 on:** May 18, 2011, 07:44:08 PM »

really fucked up article about everest WARNING: Pictures of dead people frozen on the mountain

http://godheadv.blogspot.com/2010/04/abandoned-on-everest.html

it's amazing how some of them, even from like 70 years prior are still in a sitting position

Positive Touch · « **Reply #2539 on:** May 18, 2011, 08:09:27 PM »

shit song

amazing vid

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2540 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:29:55 PM »

Q. How many marines does it take to break an egg?
A. None - it fell down the stairs!

drew · « **Reply #2541 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:32:35 PM »

hm i wonder what ethnicity he was HM

Gospel · « **Reply #2542 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:39:31 PM »

how do get away with that at a walmart anyway

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2543 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:53:42 PM »

what is crumbed ham

Gospel · « **Reply #2544 on:** May 18, 2011, 09:55:48 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 18, 2011, 09:46:34 PM

Quote from: Samsara on May 18, 2011, 09:39:31 PM
how do get away with that at a walmart anyway

If shit like that isn't happening at the one you're going to, something is fucked up. Shit like that is commonplace.

Right place, wrong isle for me

Beezy · « **Reply #2545 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:11:27 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2546 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:12:49 AM »

oh may god

Post that in Himu's thread. Now that is art!

Himu · « **Reply #2547 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:49:18 AM »

i will never be able to top that.

Maximus · « **Reply #2548 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:26:00 AM »

World War 2 ended in a neat little package for most countries, barring the eastern block.
Ireland and England is something thats being going on for 800 years and the result of Independence for the South in the 1920's would be much more similar to World War 1 in that there was a lot of unfinished business and not a real end to the conflict, more of a stop gap solution.
The partitioning of Northern Ireland is what kept it going for so much longer, not that there wouldn't have been fighting if Northern Ireland had been given to Ireland either; as I'm sure the majority Unionist population wouldn't have been too happy leaving the empire.
Also while the rest of Europe has moved past WW2, really for much of Ireland this is the equivalent of 13 years after the end of the troubles, so I'm sure there would have been some left over problems in Europe in 1958.
You just have to give these things time.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2549 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:06:54 AM »

Yea, I can't think of any other countries still having issues with England's post-WW2 redistricting. Irish are so weird

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2550 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:07:17 AM »

Oh man, I knew it was about to turn ugly when that one dude pulled his shirt off.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2551 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:16:48 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2552 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:26:36 PM »

Gospel · « **Reply #2553 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:54:45 PM »

Maybe the girl just doesn't give a fuck

lennedsay · « **Reply #2554 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:03:08 PM »

"Rated E for Everyone, unless you're an orphan."

I lost it. Pray to god they never watch movies with their kids and have to explain what sex is. I'm sorry but at her age, and the fact that she's a completely different race as her parents, they should have already talked to her about this.

I'll ask how my husband's holding up after playing it. Then I'll call him an adopted fatty.

Himu · « **Reply #2555 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:25:54 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 19, 2011, 12:18:57 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Jesus fuck. Bitching about everything. Surprised he isn't suing.

Himu · « **Reply #2556 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:32:20 PM »

Wait, I'm fucking confused. Even after Wheatley makes fun of her for being adopted, Glados flat out says WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING ADOPTED.

Fuck it, I'm fat, and I'm not offended. Maybe I should write my congressman and news station that a video game makes fun of fat people.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2557 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:35:01 PM »

"a game that bills itself as educational"

Himu · « **Reply #2558 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:35:30 PM »

well, the puzzles are educational but..

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2559 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:36:03 PM »

CONTROVERSY

Is that the most overplayed word in the English language?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2560 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 19, 2011, 01:34:41 PM

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Saw this on Reddit and got all teary-eyed like some punk-ass. Not because of "young love" but because I did the same bullshit when I was young and I know this kid is making the same mistake I did. At that age, you're really open to let a bitch play you for years to come.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2561 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:42:22 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 19, 2011, 01:34:41 PM

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Saw this on Reddit and got all teary-eyed like some punk-ass. Not because of "young love" but because I did the same bullshit when I was young and I know this kid is making the same mistake I did. At that age, you're really open to let a bitch play you for years to come.

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing

Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever

I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing

I don't want to miss one smile
I don't want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time Yeah yeah yeah

I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing

I Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
And I don't want to miss a thing

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thanks for reminding me of that song and of how much I absolutely LOATHE it.

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Himu · « **Reply #2562 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:49:57 PM »

it's maurice

archie4208 · « **Reply #2563 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:36:36 PM »

The sad part about the Portal 2 'controversy' is that the insults were made because Chell is obviously not fat and probably isn't adopted. GlaDOS was just trying to use mind games against her and used what she thought were things that would be insulting to a human. Also, I kind of hate myself for psychoanalyzing something that should be painfully obvious.

Gospel · « **Reply #2564 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:56:11 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #2565 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:59:01 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Mupepe · « **Reply #2566 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Samsara on May 19, 2011, 02:56:11 PM

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hahahahahahahaha wtf

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2567 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Samsara on May 19, 2011, 02:56:11 PM

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2568 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:07:31 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2569 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:09:44 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 19, 2011, 03:07:31 PM

omg

omg

drew · « **Reply #2570 on:** May 19, 2011, 04:10:30 PM »

i'd hit it like caligula

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #2571 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:10:59 PM »

Swiped off of GAF...

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/05/illinois_state_senator_heeds_f.html

[youtube=560,345]Qid_WGBrQjA[/youtube]

chronovore · « **Reply #2572 on:** May 19, 2011, 06:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 19, 2011, 12:18:57 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Jesus fuck. Bitching about everything. Surprised he isn't suing.

"She's Chinese. She obviously doesn't look like us..."

INSENSITIVE GODDAMNED BASTARD! PROBABLY RACISTS!

chronovore · « **Reply #2573 on:** May 19, 2011, 06:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 19, 2011, 01:32:20 PM

Wait, I'm fucking confused. Even after Wheatley makes fun of her for being adopted, Glados flat out says WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING ADOPTED.

Fuck it, I'm fat, and I'm not offended. Maybe I should write my congressman and news station that a video game makes fun of fat people.

You also adopted various religions, so you may have a case.

Gospel · « **Reply #2574 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:20:01 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

And who says overweight people get no love?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #2575 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:01:08 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 19, 2011, 06:29:40 PM

Quote from: Green Man on May 19, 2011, 12:18:57 PM
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Jesus fuck. Bitching about everything. Surprised he isn't suing.

"She's Chinese. She obviously doesn't look like us..."

INSENSITIVE GODDAMNED BASTARD! PROBABLY RACISTS!

Y'know, I might be going out on a limb here, but may E for everyone doesn't just mean no clumsy sex inuended and headshots, but maybe people might like to play it without "LOL Adopted, emotionally stunted Morlock" humor in your face. Fine with that given it appropriate ratings and such, but I don't think this guy is some hysterical nut.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #2576 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:10:09 PM »

The thing is if I was a father and something like that happened I may have been a bit embarrased and annoyed myself for a second but then in the time it took me to explain the context to the kid I would have never thought of it ever again. I mean we are all entitled to feel however we want to feel.

But that isn't "news" in any way shape or form. This has more to do with how shitty our news is that they consider this worthwhile to waste time on rather than the game or what any individual feels about any videogame.

I mean seriously you could do that same news story on pretty much any video game ever released with dialogue in it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2577 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:21:12 PM »

Portal 2 also advocates terrorism [through the use of flammable lemons]. Really, it should probably just be pulled from US retailers altogether.

Himu · « **Reply #2578 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:24:32 PM »

Portal 2's entire message is that human experimentation is preferred...no, necessary means of scientific advancements. If you need to find out if something works, get a human in on it. Especially if it's dangerous.

Robo · « **Reply #2579 on:** May 19, 2011, 08:41:36 PM »

I know the rest of the internet was HURR MUST PLAY PORTAL 2 RIGHT AWAY TO AVOID SPOILERS, but could we maybe not get anymore in depth on the subject in off-topic threads?

News:

Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 4284924 times)