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"Saith Tammi, 'Consider ye this on the forgiveness of one's enemies: Let he who would slander you sup at your table, let he who would inflict…I saith unto thee: Look upon mine eyes, which dwell within mine head, and not upon mine bosom, wherein no wisdom dwells.' And then did Tammi snappeth her fingers together, saying, 'Seriously; I doth mean it. Up here.'"

Himu · « **Reply #3369 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:28:02 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 03, 2011, 03:23:22 PM

I'm not black, but Petey Greene's got the right idea. Don't play around with the watermelon, just pick it up and bite into it!

watermelon owns. I agree with him but I'm someone cuts watermelon into a quarter and eats it with a fork. In my household we only cut watermelon into pieces if we don't have room in the fridge or it's small enough to be cut. also, no salt on watermelon. ever.

we got a watermelon sitting on the kitchen floor ready to be opened right now.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3370 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:30:15 PM »

The timing of Petey Greene video couldn't get any better.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3371 on:** July 03, 2011, 03:33:26 PM »

I've got some watermelon waiting in the refrigerator.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3372 on:** July 03, 2011, 05:20:26 PM »

I've never heard of people putting liquor into a watermelon what the fuck

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3373 on:** July 03, 2011, 05:22:32 PM »

Keepin' hydrated and liquored up. Sounds like a good combo.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3374 on:** July 03, 2011, 05:36:18 PM »

If you drink, don't drive; do the watermelon crawl.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3375 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2011, 05:20:26 PM

I've never heard of people putting liquor into a watermelon what the fuck

you had also never heard of salt on a glass rim until yesterday

try getting out of the house sometimes

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3376 on:** July 03, 2011, 07:49:32 PM »

http://srsbsnss.com/audio/DecTalk-Bohemian.mp3

early 80's speech synthasizer singing queen

Himu · « **Reply #3377 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2011, 07:28:39 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
I've never heard of people putting liquor into a watermelon what the fuck

you had also never heard of salt on a glass rim until yesterday

try getting out of the house sometimes

I'm sorry but even I've never heard of this.

Oblivion · « **Reply #3378 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:15:21 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 03, 2011, 03:11:40 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/

Although she promulgated similar ideas concerning faith, humility, and forgiveness, and appeared to possess the same miraculous powers, Tammi seems to have had more difficulty communicating her message. In one passage, for example, her disciples repeatedly coax her into washing their feet, apparently for a better vantage point from which to observe her "heavenly radiance." And while she, like Jesus, walks on water, the feat is described as almost disappointing to many onlookers, who had apparently hoped to see her run.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3379 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:22:54 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Sva-RwmOcgE#[/youtube]

this makes me anxious

Himu · « **Reply #3380 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:25:44 PM »

imagine the sex circus performers have.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3381 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 03, 2011, 08:01:36 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2011, 07:28:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
I've never heard of people putting liquor into a watermelon what the fuck

you had also never heard of salt on a glass rim until yesterday

try getting out of the house sometimes

I'm sorry but even I've never heard of this.

tsk tsk we really must do something about all the low-class rubbish around here

seriously tho you've never had a margarita??

Himu · « **Reply #3382 on:** July 03, 2011, 10:59:16 PM »

Never had a watermelon margarita

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3383 on:** July 04, 2011, 02:25:31 AM »

[youtube=560,345]CUTPCEA-al0[/youtube]

On this 4rth of July, just remember that this country was built on innovation and entrepreneurial spirit.

magus · « **Reply #3384 on:** July 04, 2011, 07:25:02 AM »

tried this starting from final fantasy

Final Fantasy ->
Intellectual Property ->
Media Franchise ->
Exclusive Right ->
Anglo-Saxons Law ->
Anglo-Saxons ->
Germanic Peoples ->
Proto-Indo European Languages ->
Proto-Indo Europeans ->
Internal Recostruction ->
Linguistic Recostruction ->
Communication ->
Language ->
Information ->
Sequence ->
Mathematics ->
Property (Philosophy) ->
Quantity ->
Modern Philosophy

from duck

duck ->
anatidae ->
family (biology) ->
biological classification ->
biologist ->
scientist ->
system ->
components ->
mathematic ->
Property (Philosophy) ->
Quantity ->
Modern Philosophy

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3385 on:** July 04, 2011, 07:44:51 AM »

don't get out much...?

brob · « **Reply #3386 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:25:08 AM »

watermelon in a vodka bath is a staple of Scandinavian youth. I would consider you disenfranchised had you grown up without vodka seeped watermelon.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3387 on:** July 04, 2011, 09:34:51 PM »

bahahaha

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3388 on:** July 04, 2011, 09:35:14 PM »

i doubt gabe newell has much trouble with ladies

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3389 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:03:52 PM »

that comic is amazing

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3390 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:07:58 PM »

I busted out laughing

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3391 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:33:12 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3392 on:** July 04, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »

i am ashamed to say "fuck this gay earth" made me lol

chronovore · « **Reply #3393 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:13:32 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

LIKE A BAWSE

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3394 on:** July 05, 2011, 12:13:42 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3395 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:01:53 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #3396 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:30:59 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3397 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 05, 2011, 01:03:07 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

:'(

Himu · « **Reply #3398 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:32:48 PM »

dem jaggies

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3399 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:04:12 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 03, 2011, 08:01:36 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 03, 2011, 07:28:39 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
I've never heard of people putting liquor into a watermelon what the fuck

you had also never heard of salt on a glass rim until yesterday

try getting out of the house sometimes

I'm sorry but even I've never heard of this.

Watermelon spodie? Really? Never heard of it before?

SMH TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3400 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:11:34 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3401 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:06:56 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 05, 2011, 08:30:59 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

what the hell

she doesnt even sing this song

benjipwns · « **Reply #3402 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 06, 2011, 12:06:56 AM

what the hell

she doesnt even sing this song

spoiler (click to show/hide)

She screwed up the lyrics of the national anthem at the Super Bowl. Was a minor national crisis in the media.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3403 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:20:28 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3404 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:22:06 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #3405 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:31:08 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3406 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:37:18 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3407 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:37:36 PM »

Howard

ManaByte · « **Reply #3408 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:33:28 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3409 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:30:26 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3410 on:** July 06, 2011, 06:34:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]uR2CVpYXm4Q[/youtube]

good lord McFarlane and Liefeld

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3411 on:** July 06, 2011, 07:01:46 PM »

Cool aerial shot of my neighborhood in Seattle.

Himu · « **Reply #3412 on:** July 06, 2011, 09:26:37 PM »

[youtube=560,345]3w3VsLt2mJs[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3413 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 06, 2011, 10:32:39 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

TNA is so hip.

80s babies are clearly the most oppressed minority; jews, blacks, hispanics, etc don't hold a candle to the horrors we've faced. From Bayformers to the Smurfs film to this abomination, everything we once held dear is under siege.

Himu · « **Reply #3414 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:14:42 PM »

kill me

Beezy · « **Reply #3415 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:39:45 PM »

...Sting? That's Sting? I'm going to sleep....

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3416 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:49:56 PM »

Looks like the Joker in a Sci-Fi Channel sequel to The Dark Knight.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3417 on:** July 06, 2011, 11:49:59 PM »

That Christina Aguilera meme is surprisingly funny. What's the story behind it? did she mess up the lyrics of a song recently?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3418 on:** July 07, 2011, 12:00:56 AM »

yeah, she fucked up the national anthem at the superbowl

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3419 on:** July 07, 2011, 12:01:26 AM »

Holy shit

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