it makes sense.
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I would read a daily Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909.
[youtube]vxTznDRixpw[youtube]hoky shit
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i dunno. she's ok. looks like an everyday blonde model
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 14, 2011, 08:32:21 PMi dunno. she's ok. looks like an everyday blonde modelIts a dude, dude.Hope you didnt jerk to it.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhBtdQvDJLQy55M05q
I'm a white English guy. I was backpacking through the Middle East when the Iraq war started. Most people were pretty cool and were very friendly, but one night I was walking through Hama in Syria when all of a sudden I was grabbed from behind and had a knife to my throat."fucking American, I'm gonna cut your fucking throat" snarled my assailantWith sheer terror I replied that I wasn't American."American, English, I'll kill you all" he repliedAs the knife started to press deeper, a sudden flash of inspiration came over me;"I'm Scottish" I managed to squeak out in best fake accent,"Scotland? Braveheart?"All of a sudden the knife was gone and was now embraced in the tightest hug ever.Turns out that the guy had recently seen Braveheart and didn't realise that England and Scotalnd were no longer at war and now considered me a brother in arms.He ended up inviting me for dinner at his home with his wife and kids (hard to refuse a guy with a big goddamned knife), all the the time trying to keep up my bad Scottish accent and trying to come up with excuses for why I couldn't go with him in to Iraq to help in the war.Apart from being crazy fucked up about wanting to kill some Americans or English, he was actually a nice decent guy and his wife sure could cook.
A 90-year-old man has begun a life sentence for shooting dead three Dutch civilians when he was a member of a Nazi SS hit squad during World War II.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-iphone-application-tracks-progress-of-deceased,19355/
I can't read The Onion anymore and it's making me unhappy.
also @ that Benji vid