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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7260 on:** December 19, 2011, 01:59:03 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2011, 01:54:00 AM

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Himu · « **Reply #7261 on:** December 19, 2011, 02:27:07 AM »

ban phoenixdark

benjipwns · « **Reply #7262 on:** December 19, 2011, 03:07:27 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Himu · « **Reply #7263 on:** December 19, 2011, 04:28:19 AM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #7264 on:** December 19, 2011, 11:33:42 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7265 on:** December 19, 2011, 12:03:48 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7266 on:** December 19, 2011, 01:32:27 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #7267 on:** December 19, 2011, 03:06:00 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7268 on:** December 19, 2011, 03:53:55 PM »

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During highschool one of the hottest girls at our school passed out drunk and shit herself at a sleepover with her friends. They told her they'd never tell anyone but the details still came out. They ended up having to strip her naked, throw her clothes in the trash, wipe her ass and legs with toilet paper and help her into the bathtub as she sobbed hysterically from embarrassment while still very drunk. A lot of guys joked about her behind the back and said they would never fuck her now. If anything she became even hotter to me, she became a bit of a loner after that but actually ended up working as a model in Europe so I guess she got the last laugh. I really regret not trying to start up a conversation with her and possibly initiating a relationship since at that point she was way more attainable. Kind of like how you can get a cashier to mark a can of soup 90% off when you point out it has a dent in it.

I used to fantasize about every girl in my school shitting herself at once, just cause in the chaos it would pass an emergency threshold where modesty goes out the window and you'd have screaming women going bottomless and even completely nude (use their shirts to wipe themselves off). I'm not attracted to scat per se, but the depravity of watching a bunch of girls from the soccer team run screaming down the hall with shit covered asses would have made me prematurely ejaculate. I could even pretend that I had shit myself too which is why I'm bottomless and in the frenzy noone would notice or care that I have an erection.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/nis32/i_just_shit_my_pants_during_a_final_exam_how_can/

man studying geography is boring.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #7269 on:** December 19, 2011, 06:03:06 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7270 on:** December 19, 2011, 06:49:14 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/3OCem.png

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7271 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:05:33 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #7272 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:13:54 PM »

Fore-ever gone

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7273 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:45:34 PM »

A new article from The Onion.

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QUEBEC CITY — The Quebec government isn’t pleased about the hiring of a Montreal Canadiens coach who can’t speak French.

The province’s culture minister says she expects the Habs to correct the situation.

Christine St-Pierre isn’t quite calling for the firing of new coach Randy Cunneyworth, who was just hired over the weekend. But she says the Habs have given the impression his hiring is temporary, and she takes them at their word. The former NHL forward’s title is interim coach.

Note : there are two regulars from Quebec on the team, both of whom speak English.

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The Habs have not had an only English-speaking coach since the 1970-71 season, when Al MacNeil coached them. They won a Stanley Cup that year but MacNeil had a poor relationship with some players and was demoted to the minors after the season.

Win a Stanley Cup in Montreal, get fired. Win a playoff game in Toronto, get ten schools named after you.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7274 on:** December 19, 2011, 08:24:06 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #7275 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:23:18 PM »

Is that for real? If so, shouldn't there be a shitstorm?

chronovore · « **Reply #7276 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:23:41 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 19, 2011, 06:49:14 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3OCem.png

That's Sceneman kryptonite, right there.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #7277 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:30:41 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 10:23:18 PM

Is that for real? If so, shouldn't there be a shitstorm?

You may have heard of OWS.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7278 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:39:32 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #7279 on:** December 19, 2011, 11:20:43 PM »

wow at that venn diagram

benjipwns · « **Reply #7280 on:** December 19, 2011, 11:32:32 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/teacher-busted-for-mcdonalds-drive-thru-rage-765912

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7281 on:** December 20, 2011, 12:20:42 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 19, 2011, 03:06:00 PM

lol @ 3:28

The Sceneman · « **Reply #7282 on:** December 20, 2011, 12:29:41 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 10:23:41 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 19, 2011, 06:49:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3OCem.png

That's Sceneman kryptonite, right there.

yep, she's pretty much my ideal girl, looks wise

etiolate · « **Reply #7283 on:** December 20, 2011, 12:59:05 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on December 20, 2011, 12:29:41 AM

Quote from: chronovore on December 19, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 19, 2011, 06:49:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3OCem.png

That's Sceneman kryptonite, right there.

yep, she's pretty much my ideal girl, looks wise

Looks like Himuro knows her. Maybe he can give you the hookup?

Beezy · « **Reply #7284 on:** December 20, 2011, 01:30:53 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #7285 on:** December 20, 2011, 01:34:50 AM »

That's a babysitter.

brob · « **Reply #7286 on:** December 20, 2011, 09:18:44 AM »

well that seems perfectly fine and is probably legal, like it rightfully should be.

Broseidon · « **Reply #7287 on:** December 20, 2011, 09:37:14 AM »

And people balk when I tell them America's a Corporatocracy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7288 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:25:34 AM »

And here I thought the GOP were the biggest corporate whores.

benjipwns · « **Reply #7289 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:30:28 AM »

It's inherent to the system.

You could probably make the same Venn Diagrams with all Republicans, and if you couldn't currently it's only because of who holds the White House and thus nominal political control of all the regulatory agencies. (And Congress until this year.)

Look at the job titles for all of the right side...government relations, lobbyist, tax counsel, legal affairs, federal affairs, Congressional relations, etc. They're jobs specifically for these people to shuffle from the left side to the right and back again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7290 on:** December 20, 2011, 02:46:19 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #7291 on:** December 20, 2011, 02:49:04 PM »

That ram went from scratching his butt to the wonders of anal play in moment's haste.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7292 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:39:12 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on December 20, 2011, 10:25:34 AM

And here I thought the GOP were the biggest corporate whores.

They're not corporate whores, they actually are the corporations.

pickle · « **Reply #7293 on:** December 20, 2011, 11:25:49 PM »

http://www.medical.toshiba.com/media/products/mr/mriLandingBanner04.swf

chronovore · « **Reply #7294 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:18:06 AM »

Quote from: pickle on December 20, 2011, 11:25:49 PM

http://www.medical.toshiba.com/media/products/mr/mriLandingBanner04.swf

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #7295 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:19:17 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7296 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:23:11 AM »

hobbit trailer fuck ya

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7297 on:** December 21, 2011, 12:28:17 AM »

Quote from: pickle on December 20, 2011, 11:25:49 PM

http://www.medical.toshiba.com/media/products/mr/mriLandingBanner04.swf

The old white guy looks disgusted he's surrounded by such fat people

Beezy · « **Reply #7298 on:** December 21, 2011, 02:31:45 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 21, 2011, 12:23:11 AM

hobbit trailer fuck ya

Has youtube always had unlisted videos like this? Seems like the type of thing to piss off movie studios and the RIAA.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7299 on:** December 21, 2011, 02:43:45 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 21, 2011, 02:31:45 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 21, 2011, 12:23:11 AM
hobbit trailer fuck ya
Has youtube always had unlisted videos like this? Seems like the type of thing to piss off movie studios and the RIAA.

plus you can find porn on it

chronovore · « **Reply #7300 on:** December 21, 2011, 03:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 21, 2011, 02:31:45 AM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on December 21, 2011, 12:23:11 AM
hobbit trailer fuck ya
Has youtube always had unlisted videos like this? Seems like the type of thing to piss off movie studios and the RIAA.

Yeah, but ostensibly they're not the most common use of that feature.