Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 4259528 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8820 on:** February 20, 2012, 01:22:44 AM »

I can watch this with my cousins without wanting to kill myself. gtfo haterz

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8821 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:38:08 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8822 on:** February 20, 2012, 10:56:57 AM »

mmm would

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8823 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:13:55 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #8824 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:33:18 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8825 on:** February 20, 2012, 11:55:26 AM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #8826 on:** February 20, 2012, 12:11:22 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2012, 11:13:55 AM

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8827 on:** February 20, 2012, 02:00:38 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8828 on:** February 20, 2012, 02:03:45 PM »

http://forums.projectcovo.com/showthread.php?t=4009081

Himu · « **Reply #8829 on:** February 20, 2012, 02:04:20 PM »

theses

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8830 on:** February 20, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »

I've had this stuck in my head for 5 days

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8831 on:** February 20, 2012, 04:30:18 PM »

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http://i.imgur.com/veGYQ.jpg

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8832 on:** February 20, 2012, 04:39:55 PM »

I...I see.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8833 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:04:31 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8834 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:06:55 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8835 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:08:18 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 20, 2012, 04:30:18 PM

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Sony's marketing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8836 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:14:30 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8837 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:18:58 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8838 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:29:56 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8839 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:32:00 PM »

Time for another bowl of Diary-ah, Malek. You're clogging this thread.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8840 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:33:37 PM »

Awesome

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8841 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:52:54 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #8842 on:** February 20, 2012, 07:37:26 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2012, 05:04:31 PM

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you can swing towards my heart anytime gibbon-chan

Himu · « **Reply #8843 on:** February 20, 2012, 08:19:57 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2012, 05:04:31 PM

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In 2003, I went to South Africa for the first time, and while I was there I visited the Pretoria Zoo. Many of the zoo's enclosures are designed like little cul-de-sacs - you walk through an archway into a semicircular area with different animals. One of these housed a gibbon exhibit. A male gibbon hung from the front of his enclosure, staring morosely off into the distance. Until, that is, I came into view. As soon as he saw me, he locked eyes on to me and just stared at me with the dreamiest, mooniest expression I have ever seen.
The female gibbon swung into view and dropped into place next to the male. She leaned in, lips puckered, ready to give her man a kiss. Without ever taking his eyes off me, he planted his hand right in her face and pushed her away. She went nuts, howling and screaming and swinging angrily around, baring her teeth at me, while her man just stared at me, lost in love.
A year later, I went back to South Africa, and back to the same exhibit. The same male monkey was there, but he was off on a branch somewhere. I looked for the female, and at first didn't see her, but suddenly she leapt into view and hung from the front, staring at me. I turned to tell my husband that I had found her when a long, thin, gibbony arm reached through the openings in the fence and slapped me right upside the face. Because of the distance and angle, she wasn't able to get a lot of force behind it, but it definitely turned my head. Other people standing in the exhibit gasped, and I just sort of laughed in shock. The gibbon bared her teeth and me and fled into the little cavelike enclosure that was located at the opening to the cul-de-sac. I walked around to look in (there was a glass window on the front) and she was sitting on a branch inside. She looked up, saw me looking at her, and went absolutely ballistic. She bared her teeth again and launched herself at me with full force, pretty much exactly like this gif. She hit the glass with such a solid thud that I was legitimately worried that she had hurt herself, but she sat up, shook it off, and went back to her branch. The entire time that she could see me, she screamed at me, teeth bared, and would not calm down until I stepped out of view. To this day, I am convinced that she remembers me as the hussy that stole her man's affections.
It's not much for the ego that our primate cousins seem to fall in love with me at any opportunity. Also in South Africa, I was offered an apple by a dashing capuchin, and an elderly chimpanzee quite literally spanked the monkey with one hand while slicking back his hair and pointing at me with the other.
TL;DR: Made a gibbon jealous, now she wants to kill me.

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Well the capuchin story isn't all that exciting. Both he and the chimp were at a smaller zoo in Hartbeespoort. We were there on a rainy Wednesday, so the zoo was practically deserted. The capuchin was sitting in his cage, and when we approached, he came rushing up to greet us. He saw me, ran his hand over his face, and ducked towards the back where his food pile was, picked an apple out of the pile, and handed it through the bars to me. I politely declined, so he shrugged and ate it.
The chimpanzee enclosure was divided into two parts: a sort of cage-like enclosure with bars on the front, and lots of surfaces for the chimps to lay on, swing from, etc., and a large open area with a jungle gym structure on it. The enclosure was surrounded by a high wall, which is where I stood, looking down into the enclosure. My husband was still looking at the other half of the exhibit. There was one solitary chimpanzee on my side, mostly gray, and he was reclining on the jungle gym. When he saw me, he watched me for a few poignant moments, then sat up, started smoothing back his hair with one hand, and started, well, bashing the bishop with the other. He alternated between smoothing his hair back and pointing at me, but he never stopped administering to his own needs. It was... well, it was enlightening.

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I've got one more "monkey" story from the same Hartbeespoort Zoo, which is actually my favorite. After leaving the chimp to do his thing, I went around to the barred enclosure, and there was a female chimp sitting at the front corner, near where a door was. She was fiddling with the door, which already made me a little nervous, but then I noticed she had a key in her hand.
It didn't really occur to me that this was actually a key to the exhibit, but I flagged down a passing employee and said "Uh, that chimp has a key..." He looked at her, and sure enough, there she was, trying to figure out how to get the key into the lock (she couldn't see the lock, but apparently knew it was there). He ran in the back, yelling (in Afrikaans) "Lucy has the key again!" and re-emerged carrying a bunch of cherries. He approached the cage, put a hand on his hip, and said "Now Lucy, give me the key." She tucked the key between her lower lip and gums and stared petulantly at him. "I'll give you a sweetie," he promised, and held out a cherry. She took the cherry, popped it into her mouth and ate it, but still refused to give up the key. He held out another cherry, she reached for it, and he pulled it back. "No, first you give me the key." She pondered for a moment, then pushed her lips out (like an exaggerated kiss) and there between them was the key. The keeper took the key, poked a cherry between her lips, ruffled her hair and walked away. It was so funny and incredibly cute.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8844 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:13:58 PM »

chronovore · « **Reply #8845 on:** February 20, 2012, 09:48:27 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 20, 2012, 10:56:57 AM

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mmm would have trouble starting a conversation or even finishing a coherent sentence.

Fixed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8846 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:23:43 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8847 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:49:52 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8848 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:50:26 AM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17100574

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8849 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:57:26 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8850 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:38:06 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #8851 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:35:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2012, 01:38:06 AM

holy shit

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #8852 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:25:45 AM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #8853 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:47:05 AM »

Oblivion · « **Reply #8854 on:** February 21, 2012, 05:49:04 AM »

Pat the cat.

T234 · « **Reply #8855 on:** February 21, 2012, 07:26:57 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 21, 2012, 05:24:15 AM

holy crap @ toronto batman

finally a reason to be proud to be canadian

There already was. Every Broad and Bud I've seen from there seemed to be excellent and that was just what they export. Can't imagine how good the Canadian Private Stash of Broads and Weed must be.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8856 on:** February 21, 2012, 07:42:41 AM »

Can you open this for me? I can solve all kinds of mysteries, but not this one. . . .

Jesus Christ!

My parents are dead!

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Also the girl at the start of the video is cute.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8857 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:01:21 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8858 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:31:21 PM »

this guy is so wooden and creepy, jeeeesus

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8859 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:56:35 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8860 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:05:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2012, 02:31:21 PM

this guy is so wooden and creepy, jeeeesus

"I love...lamp."

Yeti · « **Reply #8861 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:44:35 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 21, 2012, 02:56:35 PM

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indenpently?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8862 on:** February 21, 2012, 09:17:50 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8863 on:** February 21, 2012, 09:35:33 PM »

Sweet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8864 on:** February 21, 2012, 11:21:29 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8865 on:** February 22, 2012, 01:27:59 AM »

MCD · « **Reply #8866 on:** February 22, 2012, 01:57:57 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8867 on:** February 22, 2012, 03:25:16 AM »

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh48NW9a23rS22ihXB

the shit talking swag on 100 trillion

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8868 on:** February 22, 2012, 11:12:12 AM »

WSHH is the window to the toilet bowl of humanity.

Beezy · « **Reply #8869 on:** February 22, 2012, 11:20:09 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8870 on:** February 22, 2012, 11:55:13 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #8871 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:00:05 PM »

yep.

forgot about singing while winning fake arguments

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8872 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 22, 2012, 11:55:13 AM

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Replacing "Winning Fake Arguments" with "Finding Love". My showers are always forever alone themed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8873 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:23:45 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #8874 on:** February 22, 2012, 02:08:28 PM »

Most of my shower time is either singing the song my brain shuffled up during the first few minutes of being awake (been The Weeknd almost every day lately, usually XO / The Host) or planning out how I'm going to spend the remainder of the day, which is about the earliest I ever think of it. I'm sure most days I'm so caught up in NOT bathing that I forget to wash a limb or two.

I win all of my real arguments, so there's no need to fantasize there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8875 on:** February 22, 2012, 02:28:24 PM »

http://vimeo.com/37168265

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8876 on:** February 22, 2012, 02:45:18 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8877 on:** February 22, 2012, 03:02:58 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 22, 2012, 02:28:24 PM

http://vimeo.com/37168265

This is amazing

Brehvolution · « **Reply #8878 on:** February 22, 2012, 03:58:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 22, 2012, 03:02:58 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 22, 2012, 02:28:24 PM

http://vimeo.com/37168265

This is amazing

wtf

Is dell really behind this?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8879 on:** February 22, 2012, 04:15:10 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 22, 2012, 10:39:03 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 22, 2012, 03:25:16 AM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh48NW9a23rS22ihXB

the shit talking swag on 100 trillion (Image removed from quote.)

One day, both of those girls will file a false rape report against a black man.

when i talk about how much i hate st louis, it's because damn near every single fucking white person i meet talks exactly like that. i hope those girls got their asses beat the next day in school (and that somebody youtubes it)

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Author Topic: Random videos/images/memes thread (Read 4259528 times)