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Bebpo · « **Reply #11340 on:** July 10, 2012, 04:37:11 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 10, 2012, 04:27:49 AM

this must be old cause otherwise i can see no reason why this thread isn't basically this vid pasted x100 with many many s

It's really awesome, but I think Dirt3 made a lot of people hate the word Gymkhana.

etiolate · « **Reply #11341 on:** July 10, 2012, 04:41:02 AM »

That's crazy.

chronovore · « **Reply #11342 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:08:50 AM »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18778414

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A kayaker is counting his lucky stars after a close encounter with a great white at a popular US resort.

Walter Szulc was paddling near a Cape Cod beach at the weekend when he saw the shark's dorsal fin just behind him.

Mr Szulc, 41, said he "paddled very fast" to shore in the eastern Massachusetts holiday spot.

Experts say the ocean predator was probably drawn by an increased local population of its favourite snack, seals.

"I saw the fin out of the water. I looked down and saw the body and realised that part of the shark was underneath me, and I just proceeded to paddle," Mr Szulc told the Associated Press news agency on Monday.

Mr Szulc, who arrived with his family at Nauset Beach in Orleans on Saturday, said it had been his first time kayaking in the ocean.

His teenage daughter had mentioned recent local shark sightings, he added, although he did not expect to see one of the feared predators at such close quarters himself.

The beach was closed on Saturday after Mr Szulc's brush with the shark, about 45 metres (150ft) from shore.

It reopened on Sunday, and local officials said there had been no more shark sightings.

"There have been reports of sharks in the past, but usually they are farther out, not this close to the bathing beach," said town beach director Lee Miller.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11343 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:48:06 AM »

I would have jumped out of the kayak and onto the shark. I would have broken the oar and then stabbed the shark in the fucking eye with a giant splinter and then they would have held a parade in my honor.

chronovore · « **Reply #11344 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:50:55 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 10, 2012, 10:48:06 AM

I would have jumped out of the kayak and onto the shark. I would have broken the oar and then stabbed the shark in the fucking eye with a giant splinter and then they would have held a parade in my honor.

I would also have launched from the kayak.

My stream of piss would act as a jet, carrying me to shore.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11345 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:53:44 AM »

I would have tried acting like a non-seal. This is my go-to defense against fish.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11346 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 10, 2012, 04:37:11 AM

It's really awesome, but I think Dirt3 made a lot of people hate the word Gymkhana.

I prefer Gymkata.

Himu · « **Reply #11347 on:** July 10, 2012, 05:51:03 PM »

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/wc33h/iama_comedian_and_musician_danny_tamberelli_i_was/

OMG

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11348 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:52:11 PM »

http://www.americanphotomag.com/photo-gallery/2012/07/hungarys-thick-red-line

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wcthd/perfect_red_line_in_a_hungarian_forest_marking/c5c89ll

boris

Robo · « **Reply #11349 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:10:30 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11350 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:20:11 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11351 on:** July 11, 2012, 01:55:55 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11352 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:14:16 AM »

Question: "What did the Romans do after crossing the Mediterranean sea?"
Answer: "They dried up their clothes."
Teacher's comment: "I have decided to quit teaching."

Bebpo · « **Reply #11353 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:18:18 AM »

Quote from: Robo on July 10, 2012, 11:10:30 PM

Bebpo · « **Reply #11354 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:20:37 AM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on July 09, 2012, 05:01:32 PM

holy shit this is amazing

Himu · « **Reply #11355 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:35:58 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #11356 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:40:51 AM »

My computer looks like that when I clean it once every 2-3 years

etiolate · « **Reply #11357 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:55:44 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11358 on:** July 11, 2012, 08:08:21 AM »

And that's from a kids anime!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11359 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:00:34 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11360 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:04:09 PM »

http://www.news1130.com/news/local/article/381421--dashboards-shown-to-melt-new-50-and-100-bills

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11361 on:** July 11, 2012, 03:42:53 PM »

100% true

Atramental · « **Reply #11362 on:** July 11, 2012, 08:11:17 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #11363 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:04:24 PM »

I think this lady needs psychiatric help.

Robo · « **Reply #11364 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:33:47 PM »

That lady is cool as shit. She's either a deadpan genius or completely nuts in the best way ever.

Her replies to the comments on her videos are so good.

BlackMage · « **Reply #11365 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:37:58 PM »

is that Priscilla Presley from naked gun?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #11366 on:** July 12, 2012, 12:21:59 AM »

The last Call Me Maybe parody you'll ever need.

etiolate · « **Reply #11367 on:** July 12, 2012, 12:32:03 AM »

me going off me rocker
please be me betty crocker

Awesome. The only problem is Cookie Monster wanting skim milk. WTF Cookie, W T F.

pickle · « **Reply #11368 on:** July 12, 2012, 12:55:25 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 11, 2012, 03:00:34 PM

$:-\$

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11369 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:12:43 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #11370 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:23:25 AM »

nightmare fuel

Himu · « **Reply #11371 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:27:56 AM »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11372 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:48:48 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on July 12, 2012, 12:21:59 AM

The last Call Me Maybe parody you'll ever need.

oh my god

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11373 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:51:52 AM »

Quote from: Robo on July 11, 2012, 11:33:47 PM

That lady is cool as shit. She's either a deadpan genius or completely nuts in the best way ever.

Her replies to the comments on her videos are so good.

Truth

benjipwns · « **Reply #11374 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:28:35 AM »

pickle · « **Reply #11375 on:** July 12, 2012, 07:36:27 AM »

Eric P · « **Reply #11376 on:** July 12, 2012, 08:08:13 AM »

woul--- wait is that a fat eurotrash wizard in the background?

Chinner · « **Reply #11377 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:40:58 AM »

demi · « **Reply #11378 on:** July 12, 2012, 09:47:10 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 12, 2012, 08:08:13 AM

woul--- wait is that a fat eurotrash wizard in the background?

would

Eric P · « **Reply #11379 on:** July 12, 2012, 10:16:03 AM »

hey look, it's the new leader of the Satanic Church, Anton Buffet.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

man i hope someone gets that joke

[close]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11380 on:** July 12, 2012, 12:53:36 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #11381 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:33:03 PM »

I've watched all of these videos now and I'm pretty certain she's completely sincere. I wanna meet her so badly.

Her website is fucking amazing: http://mepearl.com

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #11382 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:47:46 PM »

"many cities have dead animal pickup, but this can seem...impersonal"

amazing

Atramental · « **Reply #11383 on:** July 12, 2012, 01:51:40 PM »

http://mepearl.com/category/herstory/
http://mepearl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pearl-yin-yang-m.jpg
http://mepearl.com/category/prophecies/

Atramental · « **Reply #11384 on:** July 12, 2012, 02:47:56 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11385 on:** July 12, 2012, 03:08:38 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 12, 2012, 02:16:56 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2012, 01:51:40 PM
http://mepearl.com/category/herstory/
http://mepearl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/pearl-yin-yang-m.jpg
http://mepearl.com/category/prophecies/

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