I only jerk off to Garfield cartoons, I think this is considered normal.
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edit: GAF's Dating-AGE in a nutshell?
Sounds like he should get a dog
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My fiancé wants to read that shit
That'd be okay, then.
Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 13, 2012, 09:31:56 PMMy fiancé wants to read that shit I heard that the sex lives of women that read that book really ramp up. She can read the book and you reap the rewards.
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Quote from: tumblrHow the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?Man: I never filled out an application.Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!Employee: Well, but that doesn't-Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?Man: Well no, but what does that matter?Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.Employee:Man:Employee:Man: Fuck you, slut.
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?Man: I never filled out an application.Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!Employee: Well, but that doesn't-Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?Man: Well no, but what does that matter?Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.Employee:Man:Employee:Man: Fuck you, slut.
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Wait a second, his show is actually good?
QuoteQuote from: tumblrHow the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:*Man walks into a store and finds employee*Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?Man: I never filled out an application.Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!Employee: Well, but that doesn't-Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?Man: Well no, but what does that matter?Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.Employee:Man:Employee:Man: Fuck you, slut.
