Any notions you have on how a taco should be served are going to be changed forever. Behold, the taco cannon!
Take it away,
TMDailyPost:
Based on the same technology that propels t-shirts, Fun Fun Fun’s tortilla weapon is a twelve-chambered, CO2 canister-powered Gatling-style ordnance that will be on the festival’s various stages at least twice a day, shooting off an assortment of tacos. Just like in a war movie, one guy fires the cannon, with two more taco soldiers on hand for re-loading.
Oh Yeeeeah! It's been a long time coming but the weaponisation of fast food delivery is finally here.
Each chamber of the cannon is big enough for two tacos, so what ultimately worked was to wrap them together in a something sturdier than foil or paper (“something that’s not going to shred,” says Mandrella), secure the package further with rubber bands, and then wrap it up a second time in a bandana (which many people found useful on dusty Auditorium Shores last festival) or t-shirt.
“The idea is to keep the taco tight, but also treat it like a lady,” says Platt. “The cannon is a fierce piece of machinery, so swaddling the taco with a bit of extra love helps secure its successful launch.”
That's right, wrapped in a bandana and used as ordnance. Is there any other way to treat a lady?
What we now need to know is how your beloved Taco Bell will respond to this threat. Will we see the deployment of a T-bomb in our lifetime?
