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Beezy · « **Reply #14100 on:** December 28, 2012, 06:49:09 PM »

http://youheardthatnew.com/2012/12/i-just-got-fired-by-mynameisface/

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I’m very punctual so I show up to my new job which started on a Friday, around 8:30. 9 is shift start. I get to know my surroundings for the next 30 minutes. I read my employees handbook while consuming this tasty breakfast pastry.This lovely young tender comes to introduce herself. She welcomes me to the team. Her name was Tiadi. Hashish bitch or whatever. We chop it up, clock in… Next thing u know we sit right next to each other in our cubicle. WIN. Round 10:30 this bitch sent me a note. I opens it up. “Can I suck your dick”. I look up like Sun dun Wtf Wtf. I scribble back “Yes you can” She writes back “cool, parking lot at lunch”. I said Swag. Bitch. My dick hard as Fuck for the next two hours. I be excited. Too much pre nut done leaked out through my slacks.

So I crouch my way to the men’s bathroom and clean myself up. I get in there and I see this guy. He asked me was I on Bobby’s team. I said huh? He said you on bobby team right? Man Bobby ain’t right. He says Watch out for Bobby. That nicca gone upstairs bruh. I said Haha Aight and he walked out. So lunch time comes. I head to the parking lot. I’m lookin for this sand bitch. I see an SUV, the lights flash. I’m like yea Ho, I jog over. She giggling n Shit. Im trying to open her shirt. See some titties n Shit.

Next thing u know her work badge gets tangled up on her. I look at the badge and its some nicca with a fade on it. I said why u got another nicca badge lol. She just giggling. I say hold on bitch And I back up. Who the Fuck is this on yo badge. She still giggling n Shit. I look closer…. “Bobby Tiadi”. My dick goes extra limp. This stupid motherfucker still giggling and Shit. *flashback to bathroom stranger That nicca Bobby ain’t right bruh. I zip my pants up and try to bail. This ho done locked the do. In this man voice I hear “Where u goin nicca!” My Survival skills kick in. We get the wrestling and Shit. The truck rocking, alarm going off. Bobby talmbout “Lunch ain’t over. Boy” Grabbing me n Shit. I’m yelling.

A few employees see and hear the truck.They come to my rescue. I’m screaming.This bitch keep grabbing me yelling “LUNCH AIN’T OVER nicca!!!” “You goin to jail Fuck boy. I’ll kill yo monkey ass. I’m a real nicca”. I’m goin crazy. They holding me back bruh. Fuck nicca tried me. Bout 20 bitches run over to this Bobby nicca. Wig done came off and all. Stupid nicca crying n Shit talmbout “I didn’t deserve this” This fat bitch talmbout “what’s wrong Bobby. What did he do to you”. He tried to rape Me. I said nicca what ? Call da cops. Cops finally show up. Ambalamps and all. They take bitch ass Bobby away. I’m like nicca I’m the victim!

They walk me to the office n Shit. The managers and da cops grilling me n Shit. “what did you do Ivory” I do Shit. The girl Turnt out to be da boy and tried a real nicca. “Your first day and we’ve never seen anything like this. Bobby is a great employee,until we get to the bottom of this, we have to let u go” I could’ve eem talk. Just tears rollin down a real niccas face. Big knot in my stomach.

I can’t blee dis Shit. I’m tryin to better myself. I didn’t even get to eat lunch. Fired on my first day. I cry thug tears because I was headed in the right direction. New job, new shoes….I ain’t never got $12 an hour before in my life bruh. It’s all over. I just got off the phone with the temp service and she said they’ll find me somethin Monday. Ima just turn up and celebrate this weekend. Celebrate the temp service not firing me tho. God is good bruh. See yall later. I’m out.

Robo · « **Reply #14101 on:** December 28, 2012, 06:53:12 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14102 on:** December 28, 2012, 07:19:05 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14103 on:** December 28, 2012, 07:37:10 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14104 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:05:02 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14105 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:06:14 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #14106 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:13:49 PM »

Oota-Goota, Solo?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14107 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:24:06 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14108 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:28:17 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #14109 on:** December 28, 2012, 08:37:47 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 28, 2012, 06:49:09 PM

http://youheardthatnew.com/2012/12/i-just-got-fired-by-mynameisface/

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I’m very punctual so I show up to my new job which started on a Friday, around 8:30. 9 is shift start. I get to know my surroundings for the next 30 minutes. I read my employees handbook while consuming this tasty breakfast pastry.This lovely young tender comes to introduce herself. She welcomes me to the team. Her name was Tiadi. Hashish bitch or whatever. We chop it up, clock in… Next thing u know we sit right next to each other in our cubicle. WIN. Round 10:30 this bitch sent me a note. I opens it up. “Can I suck your dick”. I look up like Sun dun Wtf Wtf. I scribble back “Yes you can” She writes back “cool, parking lot at lunch”. I said Swag. Bitch. My dick hard as Fuck for the next two hours. I be excited. Too much pre nut done leaked out through my slacks.

So I crouch my way to the men’s bathroom and clean myself up. I get in there and I see this guy. He asked me was I on Bobby’s team. I said huh? He said you on bobby team right? Man Bobby ain’t right. He says Watch out for Bobby. That nicca gone upstairs bruh. I said Haha Aight and he walked out. So lunch time comes. I head to the parking lot. I’m lookin for this sand bitch. I see an SUV, the lights flash. I’m like yea Ho, I jog over. She giggling n Shit. Im trying to open her shirt. See some titties n Shit.

Next thing u know her work badge gets tangled up on her. I look at the badge and its some nicca with a fade on it. I said why u got another nicca badge lol. She just giggling. I say hold on bitch And I back up. Who the Fuck is this on yo badge. She still giggling n Shit. I look closer…. “Bobby Tiadi”. My dick goes extra limp. This stupid motherfucker still giggling and Shit. *flashback to bathroom stranger That nicca Bobby ain’t right bruh. I zip my pants up and try to bail. This ho done locked the do. In this man voice I hear “Where u goin nicca!” My Survival skills kick in. We get the wrestling and Shit. The truck rocking, alarm going off. Bobby talmbout “Lunch ain’t over. Boy” Grabbing me n Shit. I’m yelling.

A few employees see and hear the truck.They come to my rescue. I’m screaming.This bitch keep grabbing me yelling “LUNCH AIN’T OVER nicca!!!” “You goin to jail Fuck boy. I’ll kill yo monkey ass. I’m a real nicca”. I’m goin crazy. They holding me back bruh. Fuck nicca tried me. Bout 20 bitches run over to this Bobby nicca. Wig done came off and all. Stupid nicca crying n Shit talmbout “I didn’t deserve this” This fat bitch talmbout “what’s wrong Bobby. What did he do to you”. He tried to rape Me. I said nicca what ? Call da cops. Cops finally show up. Ambalamps and all. They take bitch ass Bobby away. I’m like nicca I’m the victim!

They walk me to the office n Shit. The managers and da cops grilling me n Shit. “what did you do Ivory” I do Shit. The girl Turnt out to be da boy and tried a real nicca. “Your first day and we’ve never seen anything like this. Bobby is a great employee,until we get to the bottom of this, we have to let u go” I could’ve eem talk. Just tears rollin down a real distinguished black fellows face. Big knot in my stomach.

I can’t blee dis Shit. I’m tryin to better myself. I didn’t even get to eat lunch. Fired on my first day. I cry thug tears because I was headed in the right direction. New job, new shoes….I ain’t never got $12 an hour before in my life bruh. It’s all over. I just got off the phone with the temp service and she said they’ll find me somethin Monday. Ima just turn up and celebrate this weekend. Celebrate the temp service not firing me tho. God is good bruh. See yall later. I’m out.

A wannabe gangster who can't write pens a story rife with rampant transphobia story that likely never happened. Sure is funny!

Haha that girl who had on a wig was really a dude! Haha! So funny!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14110 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:12:00 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14111 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:27:00 PM »

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14112 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:39:28 PM »

oh just shut up himu

Himu · « **Reply #14113 on:** December 28, 2012, 09:53:24 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 28, 2012, 09:39:28 PM

oh just shut up himu

No.

You wanna think homophobia/transphobia is funny, fine; don't expect me to fall in line with that bullshit.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14114 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM »

Himuchu

chronovore · « **Reply #14115 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:01:29 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #14116 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM

Himuchu

You mother fucker, I am going to stab the shit out of you.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14117 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM

Himuchu

What will it take to change his name to that? Do I need to gift Joe a steam game?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14118 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 28, 2012, 10:05:58 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM
Himuchu

You mother fucker, I am going to stab the shit out of you.

another violent trans person

Buffalo Hillichu

Himu · « **Reply #14119 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:15:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2012, 10:10:26 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 28, 2012, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM
Himuchu

You mother fucker, I am going to stab the shit out of you.

another violent trans person

Buffalo Hillichu

caught red handed

spoiler (click to show/hide)

the red is the wig

[close]

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14120 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:39:38 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 28, 2012, 10:08:06 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 28, 2012, 10:00:57 PM
Himuchu

What will it take to change his name to that? Do I need to gift Joe a steam game?

excuse me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14121 on:** December 29, 2012, 01:15:53 AM »

OMG YES

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14122 on:** December 29, 2012, 02:58:40 AM »

jesus fuck

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14123 on:** December 29, 2012, 03:37:24 AM »

awwww splinter cell rat

wait JESUS FUCK CANNIBALISM

Beezy · « **Reply #14124 on:** December 29, 2012, 11:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 28, 2012, 08:37:47 PM

A wannabe gangster who can't write pens a story rife with rampant transphobia story that likely never happened. Sure is funny!

Haha that girl who had on a wig was really a dude! Haha! So funny!

It isn't real. Still funny. Lunch ain't over.