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A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14602 on:** January 29, 2013, 10:11:36 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14603 on:** January 29, 2013, 10:22:51 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14604 on:** January 29, 2013, 10:47:20 PM »

not just gin, but bombay sapphire, the demon liquor

Beezy · « **Reply #14605 on:** January 29, 2013, 11:29:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2013, 10:11:36 PM

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Robo · « **Reply #14606 on:** January 29, 2013, 11:52:11 PM »

That gif made my day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14607 on:** January 30, 2013, 12:18:34 AM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #14608 on:** January 30, 2013, 12:25:30 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #14609 on:** January 30, 2013, 12:40:25 AM »

That was more terrifying than the original Lion King.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14610 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:58:22 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14611 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:35:58 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14612 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:43:35 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14613 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:48:27 AM »

Canada: The world's largest exporter of Moose-based humor.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14614 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:54:28 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14615 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:02:39 AM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14616 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:27:50 AM »

holy shit that is great. those guys are amazing.

the ending

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14617 on:** January 30, 2013, 10:48:53 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/ArzmZeH.jpg

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14618 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:42:02 AM »

http://imgur.com/a/SBnri

Himu · « **Reply #14619 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:45:49 AM »

sounds like your tragic life, why don't you kill yourself

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14620 on:** January 30, 2013, 01:53:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 30, 2013, 09:35:58 AM

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14621 on:** January 30, 2013, 03:10:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 30, 2013, 09:48:27 AM

Canada: The world's largest exporter of Moose-based humor.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14622 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:08:43 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #14623 on:** January 30, 2013, 04:49:32 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14624 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:24:22 PM »

probably older than dirt but I haven't seen it before. Interesting

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14625 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:41:48 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 30, 2013, 09:43:35 AM

I grew up in Cape Breton - still have the accent

chronovore · « **Reply #14626 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:44:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 30, 2013, 10:02:39 AM

If only I could manifest that lack of self consciousness at will. To be able to put badly improvised lipsync and "dance" moves on TV is one thing, to do it in those jeans shorts takes it to a whole new level.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14627 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:50:12 PM »

The typical dating life of a neogaffer

Robo · « **Reply #14628 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:50:44 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14629 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on January 30, 2013, 07:46:34 PM

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This is sad.

whats sadder is that someone sluthed out photographic evidence to refute his claims.

Or, the whole thing is fake

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14630 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:58:47 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 30, 2013, 07:56:29 PM

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This is sad.

whats sadder is that someone sluthed out photographic evidence to refute his claims.

Or, the whole thing is fake

It's on failbook.com, of course it's fake.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14631 on:** January 30, 2013, 08:04:25 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 30, 2013, 07:56:29 PM

Quote from: Shark Johnson on January 30, 2013, 07:46:34 PM
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This is sad.

whats sadder is that someone sluthed out photographic evidence to refute his claims.

Or, the whole thing is fake

Likely made-up, but if real, it wouldn't have been difficult to find out that the Ottawa Citizen doesn't advertise at Madison Square Garden (and lol at the photoshop).

tiesto · « **Reply #14632 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:42:18 PM »

drew · « **Reply #14633 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:52:41 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14634 on:** January 31, 2013, 04:08:21 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #14635 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:22:40 PM »

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14636 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:31:34 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14637 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:33:26 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/7Jj3UAJ.jpg

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14638 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 31, 2013, 04:08:21 AM

Our twenties are pretty similar.

Beezy · « **Reply #14639 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:40:58 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 31, 2013, 02:33:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/7Jj3UAJ.jpg

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