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worst date: I met this guy I had been talking to for a few months online that I had planned to meet up with once I moved from Nyc to Atl...he told me he would show me around and he was really cool.....I drove thankfully...I did not know the area though so he directed me around...so he volunteered to take me to dinner and directs me where we need to go...so he wants to go to chilis...I am like whatever...I order pasta..and we are laughing and joking and he wanted to show me pics of his daughter on his phone...then as he is scrolling he passes me the phone and is like check out this pic...and its his dikc...so I pass him back the phone and tell him him not to play himself...then he starts whining about the tab when he gets the bill I was you are lucky I did not take you to a place I would eat at...major turn off...so he caught an attitude but I tried to keep the cool vibe going because despite the stupid move and him acting cheap he was a cool guy so I tried to just shrug it off...so we leave the restaurant and we go to the movies and he was being cool...but then we leave and it was pretty late...I forgot where we were heading but he said he wanted to take me somewhere special but I started noticing although I did not know the area...things started looking familiar...so I told him it looks like we were going in circles...turns out we were... he was lost! so Im like wtf? how are you going to take me somewhere and get us lost? at the time my car did not have a GPS in it so I was sitting there irritated like seriously? I just moved from BK I cannot help you and at this point we are just burning gas...we were near the airport and the area we were in it was suppppppppperrrrr dark like to the point where if I turned off my headlights you could not see the road... :dudeso we started arguing and he confesses he needs glasses and he cannot see the signs good and he is sorry...Im like sorry?! smh how the fukc do we get back home cause I want to drop you off and go home...so after arguing for 15 mins we circle near the airport and I was like maybe I could stop there and find out how to get in the right direction...I slowed down for a speedbump and this Niigga hops out my car while I am still driving and curses me out telling me to get myself the fukc home by myself and he is tired of my shiit Worst sexual experience: my first time having sex with this guy I was dating...we were being adventurous and we had sex outside in this random building in the BX...so he put on the condom struggled to get the tip and worked it in very slowly...He pumped once and I cringed it hurt so bad I wanted to stop he pumped twice and he stopped...I thought he heard someone coming so I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing we just need to leave....I look down at the condom and I see cum and I am like...you came after 2 pumps?! I was both relieved and amused...: haha we are still friends though...we laugh about it to this day...
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Airborne troops from Russia and the Untied States would hold joint anti-terror drills in the U.S. state of Colorado between May 24 and 31, spokesman of the Russian Defense Ministry Col. Alexander Kucherenko said on Thursday.According to the spokesman, it will be the first time that the Russian airborne forces have held exercises with the U.S. airborne forces on the U.S. territory.
NK documentary about life in America: today!
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