When I was a kid, they used to have these local church "pizza parties" where you'd go and they'd give you pizza while you listened to lectures on why the Smurfs and D&D and shit like that were satanic. I never went because my parents weren't crazies (as far as southern parents go they were pretty much hands-off as to what movies and TV I watched), but I had a bunch of friends whose folks made them go. Looking back, I wish I'd gone to at least one, just for the experience and the laughs.