Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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I browsed around a little there as well and somehow ended up in the body rub section, and eventually found a rub-n-tug right by my house. It was at that moment I realized college had erased any sense of moral fiber I had left, but luckily it had also erased any ability to care about that moral fiber. Off to the "massage parlor" I went.I got there and it looked exactly like something out of Entourage. A lowkey, kind of shady place in the middle of a random shopping complex that clearly nobody would ever go to for an actual massage. I was kind of nervous because even though I read their advertisements online, I didn't really know how to say I expected a happy ending. I also ended up reading a lot of rub-n-tug fail stories online. Anyway I walked in, saw the receptionist and told her I had found them on backpage and would like a massage in hope that she would catch my drift. We made some small talk and eventually she directed me to a waiting room. There were a few other guys in the waiting room...one of them was my fucking dad.
Jin this is for you
this too
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/13/google-glass-daily-show_n_5491565.htmlGoogle Glassholes feature on The Daily Show. "Hate Crime..." you can almost taste the privilege.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/domestic-goddess-makes-sinister-sweetsMy new waifu.