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benjipwns · « **Reply #33720 on:** February 26, 2018, 05:13:37 PM »

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Ryan Hunter
1 year ago
I loved how he said Haggar pants were about the best he's ever had...but then went on to complain about every aspect of the pair he had.

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Valkyrie · « **Reply #33721 on:** February 26, 2018, 05:46:30 PM »

https://twitter.com/JFD1960/status/967512236947398657

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33722 on:** February 26, 2018, 07:27:58 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 26, 2018, 05:13:37 PM

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Ryan Hunter
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I loved how he said Haggar pants were about the best he's ever had...but then went on to complain about every aspect of the pair he had.
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Honestly, one of my favorite videos ever.

toku · « **Reply #33723 on:** February 27, 2018, 12:05:02 AM »

Raist · « **Reply #33724 on:** February 27, 2018, 02:11:43 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 26, 2018, 05:46:30 PM

https://twitter.com/JFD1960/status/967512236947398657

Oh shit, so much this.

It's especially bad here.

"Right I've taken note of your address. So delivery on Tuesday 4th. Any other questions?"

"Uh yeah so, like, what time will the courier come at?"

"Between 8am and 8pm"

"Excuse me?"

"Between 8am and 8pm"

"You.... can't give me a slightly shorter timescale?"

"Well no. Cause we don't know how the driver will go round on that day"

"Surely he won't randomly drive around, there must be some logic to it, no?"

"No, sorry. 8am-8pm"

"Sigh... well I can't really take a day off work cause I'm waiting for a delivery y'know"

"Well we also do Saturday deliveries which are generally less busy..."

"Ha OK well that's better"

"... for an extra £15"

"Fucking hell. Well alright then"

"Excellent. So I noted you want a Saturday delivery for an extra £15"

"...time?"

"Between 8am and 8pm"

benjipwns · « **Reply #33725 on:** February 27, 2018, 05:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 26, 2018, 07:27:58 PM

Honestly, one of my favorite videos ever.

"Because you know your keys and your money and your knife and the nuclear codes are always falling out."

Extended Directors Cut, where he goes on talking about buying shirts and a coat in the same (nudemacusers trigger warning) fabric and colors as the pants:

LBJ has to put them on hold for a couple minutes at 1:45-3:30 presumably to bomb some Vietcong or order Hoover to spy on some hippies/negros so there's dead air.

toku · « **Reply #33726 on:** February 27, 2018, 05:57:27 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #33727 on:** February 27, 2018, 07:15:51 PM »

‘Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying’ in Seattle’s Greenwood area

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The news tip a few days ago said:

“Hi. Suddenly there is a Confederate flag flying in front of a house in my Greenwood neighborhood. It is at the north-east corner of 92nd and Palatine, just a block west of 92nd and Greenwood Ave N. I would love to know what this ‘means’ … but of course don’t want to knock on their door. Maybe others in the area are flying the flag? Maybe it’s a story? Thank you.”

It was from Rebecca Morris, who is an author of The New York Times best-seller true-crime books.

So, of course, we drove to that corner.

There was no wind, and on a flagpole there was what obviously was the U.S. flag at the top, and below, a red flag with blue stripes.

Simply hanging down, not spread out, you could make some assumptions that it was the star-filled “Southern cross” of the Confederacy.

Darold Norman Stangeland lives at the corner house.

“That’s a Norwegian flag,” he says. “It’s been up there since the start of the Olympics.”

okay but what are his thoughts on the Kalmar Union or United Kingdoms of Sweden and Norway?

team filler · « **Reply #33728 on:** February 27, 2018, 09:37:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/drmattdambrosio/status/968251316584685569

benjipwns · « **Reply #33729 on:** February 28, 2018, 12:06:33 AM »

Canadian political cartoon from probably 1995 or something:

benjipwns · « **Reply #33730 on:** February 28, 2018, 07:56:31 AM »

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on March 25, 1938, a resolution of the Social Credit-dominated legislature ordered that Don Brown, a reporter for the Edmonton Journal, be jailed "during the pleasure of the assembly" for allegedly misquoting Social Credit backbencher John Lyle Robinson on the inclusion of chiropractors in the Workman's Compensation Act. Brown was never actually jailed; the next day, in response to negative publicity from across Canada, the legislature passed another resolution, ordering "the release of Mr. Don C. Brown from custody."

representative democracy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33731 on:** February 28, 2018, 04:47:00 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #33732 on:** February 28, 2018, 05:39:22 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #33733 on:** February 28, 2018, 09:16:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/Ash_Effect/status/968998200139853824

toku · « **Reply #33734 on:** February 28, 2018, 11:05:05 PM »

naff · « **Reply #33735 on:** February 28, 2018, 11:41:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/desusandmero/status/939887434501779457

could never find the original for this.

toku · « **Reply #33736 on:** March 01, 2018, 02:28:04 PM »

https://twitter.com/pizzaboyfriend/status/969038778248593410

Momo · « **Reply #33737 on:** March 02, 2018, 12:33:11 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #33738 on:** March 02, 2018, 03:37:37 AM »

Valkyrie · « **Reply #33739 on:** March 02, 2018, 06:48:18 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #33740 on:** March 02, 2018, 06:51:15 PM »

Millennial prenup

benjipwns · « **Reply #33741 on:** March 03, 2018, 02:52:49 AM »

now all i want to know about is Keegan, Tyler, Noah, Deven and Josh

benjipwns · « **Reply #33742 on:** March 03, 2018, 02:56:42 AM »

also obligatory: "this deal keeps getting worse all the time"

Raist · « **Reply #33743 on:** March 03, 2018, 03:46:09 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on March 02, 2018, 06:48:18 PM

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Pretty basic set of rules for a healthy relationship, really.

Rufus · « **Reply #33744 on:** March 03, 2018, 10:28:49 AM »

Yeah, follow them and you won't get murdered at all.

benjipwns · « **Reply #33745 on:** March 03, 2018, 10:45:13 AM »

Listen Rufus, your friends are supposed to be over here only RARLEY, if at all. And NOT KEEGAN.

Rufus · « **Reply #33746 on:** March 03, 2018, 11:00:57 AM »

I'm not allowed to consort with you, either.

Atramental · « **Reply #33747 on:** March 03, 2018, 12:40:43 PM »

toku · « **Reply #33748 on:** March 03, 2018, 09:52:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/finah/status/969746994800484353

etiolate · « **Reply #33749 on:** March 03, 2018, 09:59:45 PM »

Phil Hartman

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33750 on:** March 03, 2018, 10:24:14 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/969314601669193728

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #33751 on:** March 04, 2018, 01:11:17 AM »

I want to be covered in sexwebs.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33752 on:** March 04, 2018, 01:32:52 AM »

The whale did that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33753 on:** March 04, 2018, 01:43:34 AM »

toku · « **Reply #33754 on:** March 04, 2018, 01:50:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/970367018850435072

eleuin · « **Reply #33755 on:** March 04, 2018, 04:28:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/GOGlNA/status/970063218138931200

zomgee · « **Reply #33756 on:** March 05, 2018, 12:39:19 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #33757 on:** March 05, 2018, 04:45:11 PM »

A zoo trash can designed by TVC 15.

toku · « **Reply #33758 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:02:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/dream_reamer/status/970795966524780544

toku · « **Reply #33759 on:** March 05, 2018, 10:08:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/chriswashere321/status/969833031803400192

chronovore · « **Reply #33760 on:** March 06, 2018, 02:20:16 AM »

http://twitter.com/shitduosays/status/970705957620723712

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #33761 on:** March 06, 2018, 10:27:38 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33762 on:** March 06, 2018, 11:25:14 AM »

https://i.imgur.com/v6OzFUD.mp4

eleuin · « **Reply #33763 on:** March 06, 2018, 11:52:48 AM »

desert punk · « **Reply #33764 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:37:54 PM »

https://m.wikihow.com/Become-a-LaVeyan-Satanist

That wiki is insane

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33765 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:44:46 PM »

Quote from: desert punk on March 06, 2018, 03:37:54 PM

https://m.wikihow.com/Become-a-LaVeyan-Satanist

That wiki is insane

I gotta read Ayn Rand to be a Satanist?

I'll just stick to rock music and Magic the Gathering, thanks.

desert punk · « **Reply #33766 on:** March 06, 2018, 03:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2018, 03:44:46 PM

I gotta read Ayn Rand to be a Satanist? I'll just stick to rock music and Magic the Gathering, thanks.

That got my attention too and I looked up the connection. The Church of Satan endorses reading Rand but otherwise thinks of Objectivism as weak sauce compared to the "brutal as well as [...] selfish philosophy" that is true Satanism