https://twitter.com/JFD1960/status/967512236947398657
Oh shit, so much this.
It's especially bad here.
"Right I've taken note of your address. So delivery on Tuesday 4th. Any other questions?"
"Uh yeah so, like, what time will the courier come at?"
"Between 8am and 8pm"
"Excuse me?"
"Between 8am and 8pm"
"You.... can't give me a slightly shorter timescale?"
"Well no. Cause we don't know how the driver will go round on that day"
"Surely he won't randomly drive around, there must be some logic to it, no?"
"No, sorry. 8am-8pm"
"Sigh... well I can't really take a day off work cause I'm waiting for a delivery y'know"
"Well we also do Saturday deliveries which are generally less busy..."
"Ha OK well that's better"
"... for an extra £15"
"Fucking hell. Well alright then"
"Excellent. So I noted you want a Saturday delivery for an extra £15"
"...time?"
"Between 8am and 8pm"