She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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IN THE DEER TONIGHT. Nailed the drum solo. ??? (? Josh Ballico) #philcollins #intheairtonight #awesome pic.twitter.com/ntI8dWaBIP— Josh Benson (@WFLAJosh) October 2, 2018
IN THE DEER TONIGHT. Nailed the drum solo. ??? (? Josh Ballico) #philcollins #intheairtonight #awesome pic.twitter.com/ntI8dWaBIP
https://i.imgur.com/bRUqLvy.mp4
Seen on Reddit: Bowsette in Mexico, selling elotes and wielding the most famous weapon in Latinoam�ricaLa chancla pic.twitter.com/9h0l7k8xx0— Celica #BlackLivesMatter (@nothingxs) October 4, 2018
Seen on Reddit: Bowsette in Mexico, selling elotes and wielding the most famous weapon in Latinoam�ricaLa chancla pic.twitter.com/9h0l7k8xx0
pic.twitter.com/mqRGq5LRel— Branson Reese ?? (@bransonreese) October 4, 2018
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The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation.Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.— Alexandra Erin | patreon.com/AlexandraErin (@AlexandraErin) October 4, 2018
The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because their sperm is dead, it's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation.Thank you for coming to my HaunTED Talk.
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Quote from: Atramental on October 06, 2018, 12:48:26 PMI like how she immediately segues into the next segment like nothing happened. Also, I assume this was for some kind of dumb pro-Kavanaugh thing they were doing? If so, the irony is pretty good.
Meanwhile, was I aware of what a success he’d had with the Nation’s Parade, the Veterans Day celebration he’d been very supportive of back in 1995? ... A million four hundred thousand people had turned out for the celebration, he said, handing me some press clippings. “O.K., I see this story says a half million spectators. But, trust me, I heard a million four.”
Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as the Evangelion Opening and I hate it pic.twitter.com/UC2WzNF3zN— Joseju (@Josejusejo) September 18, 2018
Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as the Evangelion Opening and I hate it pic.twitter.com/UC2WzNF3zN
so some canadians and americans were debating bagged milk (because obviously) and someone was like "what about soviet milk pyramids" and i think i need to go lie down pic.twitter.com/hBm2Dzv2dQ— Cates Holderness (@catesish) October 9, 2018
so some canadians and americans were debating bagged milk (because obviously) and someone was like "what about soviet milk pyramids" and i think i need to go lie down pic.twitter.com/hBm2Dzv2dQ
every fucking fluid
Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.— Steve vs. Ninjas (@stevevsninjas) October 8, 2018
Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
i am ashamed of my deeds
i am also ashamed of your deeds
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Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on October 12, 2018, 08:08:55 PMi am ashamed of my deedsI took out etiolate and I took filler, don't think I won't do the same to you!