Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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An Apology: Yes, We Doxxed a Man With Alopecia but We Still Think Being a Racist Skinhead Is Wrong https://t.co/HUdVITz9gH— The Hard Times (@REALpunknews) July 10, 2019
An Apology: Yes, We Doxxed a Man With Alopecia but We Still Think Being a Racist Skinhead Is Wrong https://t.co/HUdVITz9gH
I don�t believe what I�m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S— Physics-astronomy.org (@OrgPhysics) July 6, 2019https://twitter.com/OrgPhysics/status/1147585988547551232
I don�t believe what I�m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S— Physics-astronomy.org (@OrgPhysics) July 6, 2019
I don�t believe what I�m seeing here pic.twitter.com/McWbs8eX1S
They had me from the Millenium bumper and the TV-Y7 (S).
My name�s Kevin and I like to make trick videos.Part 1/2 pic.twitter.com/muI8nyoXro— Kevin Parry (@kevinbparry) July 9, 2019
My name�s Kevin and I like to make trick videos.Part 1/2 pic.twitter.com/muI8nyoXro
Part 2/2 pic.twitter.com/GmP54zAVu5— Kevin Parry (@kevinbparry) July 9, 2019
Part 2/2 pic.twitter.com/GmP54zAVu5
I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die— Kramski (@kramski) July 8, 2019
I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die
I love how being an adult is just saying "But after this week things will slow down a bit again" to yourself until you die— Kramski (@kramski) July 8, 2019https://twitter.com/kramski/status/1148338745600598016
Tracy Morgan is trending and I clicked on it bc I was curious and this is the first thing I saw I AM DEADT https://t.co/bczqB4nwbl— ?????????? (@Jaackiegaarcia) July 11, 2019
Tracy Morgan is trending and I clicked on it bc I was curious and this is the first thing I saw I AM DEADT https://t.co/bczqB4nwbl
So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it pic.twitter.com/UqSvwuGSGA— Klutch (@KlutchGame) June 28, 2019
So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it pic.twitter.com/UqSvwuGSGA
A viral video shows a man getting tackled at "Bagel Boss" after flipping out that women on dating app won't date him because he's 5 feet tall: https://t.co/iuXYa6UDcv pic.twitter.com/S0iV3sLrwV— Complex (@Complex) July 10, 2019
A viral video shows a man getting tackled at "Bagel Boss" after flipping out that women on dating app won't date him because he's 5 feet tall: https://t.co/iuXYa6UDcv pic.twitter.com/S0iV3sLrwV
I really hope that story ends there, and there are no *updates* to it in the next few days. This guy is another Elliot Rodgers waiting to happen and the fuse has just been lit.The bagel shop should hire security for a few weeks if possible (not that that would help I guess )
A MESSAGE FROM BAGEL BOSS: After todays incident everyone is ok! Use caution on dating sites and anyone who comes into our locations and mentions this video can get a FREE MINI BAGEL!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Pvi9jXxI6t— Donald Rosner (@donaldrosner) July 10, 2019
A MESSAGE FROM BAGEL BOSS: After todays incident everyone is ok! Use caution on dating sites and anyone who comes into our locations and mentions this video can get a FREE MINI BAGEL!!!!!!!! https://t.co/Pvi9jXxI6t
so for all those who judge me or dislike this video, let me inform you that I finally got MY justified reprisal. You see I have endured a lot of rude comments throughout my life from women due to my height, even them going so far as saying my family and I should be dead. I've also been lied to and used by women on dates for a free meal.well onto this bitch. I met her on a dating site back in August of 2017. The day before we were to meet, she was hesitant to meet and was making a big deal about me being short, meanwhile she is like an inch taller than me. Anyways she wanted me to pick her up at her house at 11 a.m. sharp and to not be late cause she will be waiting, she says. The next day I was early, texted her when I got there, and I didn't hear from her until 11:45!! so eventually our date concluded. As I got home, she starts asking me for money to help her pay her bills and then proceeds to ask me to buy her a rocket ship ride to planet Pluto as she claims she was from there!!! so I stopped talking to her. So now comes January of 2018 whwre my new girlfriend and I broke up for like a week. so I contacted the girl in this video again to see how she was doing and if she qanted to hang out. she claimed she missed me and wanted to hang with me all day. So I drove from Suffolk county to queens and back out here take her to a buffet in which she seemed like she was too good for a buffet. But I was remembering all the mean shit she said to me back in August and calling me a cheap f+++. So after the buffet I went to a bar with her. She never once thanked me for anything. So as we were leaving the bar, I had my hands in my coat pockets. All of a sudden after telling her I am spending $750,000 (which was a lie) on her Pluto ticket, she hrabs my arm and calls me sweetheart. So after dealing with rude, lying goldigging women for so many years, it was MY turn to screw someone over. If anyone still dislikes me or this video after defending my justifiable actions of abandoning her 35 miles from her house, tough shit!!!!!
Turns out the Bagel guy is Cecil Says - a ComicsGate guy! "I would have drove my car right through the window and killed everybody if that bagel wasn't so delicious" "If I ever see him again, I'll bite his kneecaps" This dude's alright.
I really wouldn't have much sympathy if dude snaps and does something vicious. They're bringing it on themselves at this point: They decide to further ridicule him by offering a promotion: Mention the video and get a free "Mini bagel" Get it? MINI bagel! All that after he was the one who was shit on by his employees. ...And now the collective internet.I mean, come on.
Honestly had to look at your post history to tell if you were serious or not. I think your obsessive RE lurking and shitposting about it in OT thread has rotted your soul.
A mother was arrested for having her two daughters ride in an inflatable pool on the top of her car, police said. https://t.co/SfGhGZAHB7— NBC News (@NBCNews) July 12, 2019
A mother was arrested for having her two daughters ride in an inflatable pool on the top of her car, police said. https://t.co/SfGhGZAHB7
? CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Whoa!! Surveillance video captures the moment a massive explosion reduced a @kfc restaurant to rubble in North Carolina. https://t.co/EMoca3p8o0 pic.twitter.com/JtAI4TCq4U— WXII 12 News (@WXII) July 12, 2019https://twitter.com/WXII/status/1149689629328707584
? CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Whoa!! Surveillance video captures the moment a massive explosion reduced a @kfc restaurant to rubble in North Carolina. https://t.co/EMoca3p8o0 pic.twitter.com/JtAI4TCq4U— WXII 12 News (@WXII) July 12, 2019
? CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Whoa!! Surveillance video captures the moment a massive explosion reduced a @kfc restaurant to rubble in North Carolina. https://t.co/EMoca3p8o0 pic.twitter.com/JtAI4TCq4U
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badass anime girls be like https://t.co/gUORuMcNqs— giu (@pixdasiIva) July 11, 2019
badass anime girls be like https://t.co/gUORuMcNqs
Gang violence is getting out of control... pic.twitter.com/3Cs8uga9VO— a guy (@apiecebyguy) July 13, 2019
Gang violence is getting out of control... pic.twitter.com/3Cs8uga9VO
really good pussy sounds like when you get a head shot in resident evil 4 and then the las plagas comes out of their neck— ANAKRON ? (@ANAKRON199X) December 11, 2017
really good pussy sounds like when you get a head shot in resident evil 4 and then the las plagas comes out of their neck
I think this is enough internet for today pic.twitter.com/w6nmBCOrH9— Mightykeef (@MightyKeef) July 14, 2019
I think this is enough internet for today pic.twitter.com/w6nmBCOrH9
whats the tactical value of the green goblin in a modern conflict situation https://t.co/CmSp2krm0Z— james hennessy (@jrhennessy) July 14, 2019https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1150542229275987968
whats the tactical value of the green goblin in a modern conflict situation https://t.co/CmSp2krm0Z— james hennessy (@jrhennessy) July 14, 2019
whats the tactical value of the green goblin in a modern conflict situation https://t.co/CmSp2krm0Z
Me avoiding thoughts and prayers pic.twitter.com/6VY2o76tg5— God (@thegoodgodabove) July 16, 2019
Me avoiding thoughts and prayers pic.twitter.com/6VY2o76tg5
My brother has a Nest camera within facial recognition and it keeps sending him notifications like this ?? pic.twitter.com/ppd1V2EN3w— Meg (@Mabetini) July 17, 2019
My brother has a Nest camera within facial recognition and it keeps sending him notifications like this ?? pic.twitter.com/ppd1V2EN3w
My brother has a Nest camera within facial recognition and it keeps sending him notifications like this ?? pic.twitter.com/ppd1V2EN3w— Meg (@Mabetini) July 17, 2019https://twitter.com/Mabetini/status/1151283596629565440
Flying ants!!! Swarms of them flying into the sky in S Eng are being picked up as rain on the radar image this morning...!#flyingantday #flyingants ????#yuk pic.twitter.com/QGOcikqJFq— Simon King (@SimonOKing) July 17, 2019
Flying ants!!! Swarms of them flying into the sky in S Eng are being picked up as rain on the radar image this morning...!#flyingantday #flyingants ????#yuk pic.twitter.com/QGOcikqJFq
He�s training to free the aliens at Area 51... pic.twitter.com/5oz1Q5rUZ6— a guy (@apiecebyguy) July 15, 2019
He�s training to free the aliens at Area 51... pic.twitter.com/5oz1Q5rUZ6