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Sorkin is simultaneously the best and worst writer in Hollywood
*Hans Zimmer soundtrack starts*
*pan to TV screen*
"We've talked to voters in New York and they say they've never seen anything like this. They are confident that Joe Biden
will not only win the race. He will win every race. Back to you Wolf"
*sounds of men running upstairs*
"Thank's Jake. On this election night, the race still can't be called. Texas, too close to call. New York, too close to call.
Florida, which Trump seemed to have won has since trended back towards Biden. Yet again, too close to call."
*channel switches*
"Just look at these margins Chris, New York, Florida, Texas, they will all go to the greatest President. We're looking at a
Reagan landslide here, the pundits as usual were wrong. Even I was wrong, I underestimated just how big this landslide is going to be."
*faint gunfire in the background*
"Lou, what do you think happens if Trump wins?"
"Well the radicals won't like that at all, they will riot... you better hide your car somewhere while you still can Chris hahaha.
But thank god this President will lead us through these dark times."
*shouting and screams*
*channel switches*
"CNN is the first to call the election. We are happy to report that Joe Biden will be the next President of the United States, defeating
the incumbent Donald Trump with both an electoral college victory as well as the popular vote. Finally our nation can heal again and..."
*channel switches*
"Well Chris, we can call this now. The President remains our President. He has done the impossible. He has won nearly every state he needed
to win and then some. I'm thinking over 300 electoral votes and he won the popular vote too. Fox News can officially call the race
for the incumbent President Donald John Trump. It will hopefully be a peaceful transition of power."
*blood puddle spreads under the TV stand*
*fade to black*
*ZOOM call starts*
"Are we too late David? Has the race been called? They both called it.. maniacs... they both called it. Everything's going to hell George"
"Russians, Chinese, Americans.... we're back in the bloody cold war boys, it is time to get tough *grunts* but at least this one won't bother us no more"
"Do what you have to do James... for the queen"
TOM HARDY IS JAMES BOND
IN
007: TOO CLOSE TO CALL
