Someone saw the Ohio oopsie from above
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"I've appointed my good friend President Obama to lead a special investigation into these disasters and end all these crazy rumors about Chernoboob"

"It's perfectly safe everyone. We all used to smoke as teenagers right? Folks, don't listen to these radical right wingers spreading misinformation and one liners like "Ohio's Chernobyl". They want you to distrust your government. That's what Putin wants"

"We had a big crowd 4 years ago right? And now there's only 5 of you left. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED OHIO? DID YOU ALL VISIT YOUR COUSINS IN FLINT?"
