The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm assuming the guy he curb-stumped didn't die. Regardless that's one of the absolute worst, most disgusting things you can do to another human being.

[brob]

sidebar:  I've always wondered if the Colonel of the Tobyanna Army Depot knows about Amir0x's past indiscretions...

pull the trigger yourself boogie. you know you want it.

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453408

[Boogie]

sidebar:  I've always wondered if the Colonel of the Tobyanna Army Depot knows about Amir0x's past indiscretions...

pull the trigger yourself boogie. you know you want it.

It may be in my job description to fuck with people, but I've never been able to bring myself to be that much of a dick.

edit:  still debating whether to call in the US authorities on T234 though..... 

[Broseidon]

I remember when we discussed this very thing a few months ago.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453408

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32987467&postcount=8

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453408

Invite him to The Bore.

[Phoenix Dark]

oh man, he's one of my favorite posters/members of GAF-Hop

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe you should gift him a book for Christmas.

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[brob]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32986566&postcount=7573

[Mr. Gundam]

I think I should feel bad about having an abundance of depressing songs, it's too bad those really are the best ones though lol.

Sad bastard music is best music.

I've been happily married for five years and it's still the best music.

sidebar:  I've always wondered if the Colonel of the Tobyanna Army Depot knows about Amir0x's past indiscretions...

I've always been tempted to forward some of his posts on to them.

[Shadow Mod]

PD that thread right now, I just can't. It's like one of the saddest things I see coming from black people. Can't even own up to DL brothas, then blame whatever antics they pull on black women. As if black women don't have enough shit on their plate, they gotta be blamed for downlow shitfuckery? What the fuck.

[Phoenix Dark]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

That guy pisses me off. I'm glad he apparently has me on ignore or I'd get banned arguing with him

[Shadow Mod]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

That guy pisses me off. I'm glad he apparently has me on ignore or I'd get banned arguing with him

Of course but the ones who are naive or unaware, especially with a long term boyfriend are probably not getting tested like they should. That's the larger issue. And laziness or lack of money might prevent them from getting tested with or after every boyfriend/lover. But that doesn't mean that the men should be blameless for getting tested either, especially if they're fucking other men, but that might be admitting to the lie they've constructed for themselves, so they don't bother.

[Boogie]

Devolution's obsession with black culture continues to be "really fucking weird." (TM).

But, no, really, we all give a lot of credence to your "dude, eugenics, yo" explanation for African-Americans' over-representation in the NFL theory. 

Golf-claps 'n such.

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453408

Unless it's for the trullz, why do people post this stuff online?

[Shadow Mod]

Devolution's obsession with black culture continues to be "really fucking weird." (TM).

But, no, really, we all give a lot of credence to your "dude, eugenics, yo" explanation for African-Americans' over-representation in the NFL theory. 

Golf-claps 'n such.

I already know about white culture dude why would I be interested in it.

[Boogie]

Actually, I don't care about your cultural interests, that was just a weak segue to mock your analysis of the sports topic, which I am admittedly a few pages late to the party..

[Shadow Mod]

Actually, I don't care about your cultural interests, that was just a weak segue to mock your analysis of the sports topic, which I am admittedly a few pages late to the party..

Let me get you your Late to the Party hat yeah.

[Boogie]

Actually, I don't care about your cultural interests, that was just a weak segue to mock your analysis of the sports topic, which I am admittedly a few pages late to the party..

Let me get you your Late to the Party hat yeah.

Thank you.

Now....

"Eugenics by slave-owners totally made black athletes superior to other races.  As evidenced by the NFL.  A sport so demanding you have to work really really hard for about fifteen seconds, before getting a couple minute break.  Now, please ignore every other sport on the international stage.  k thx bye."

Socio-economic explanations for black dominance in specific American sports > trying to claim that eugenics during slavery makes African Americans "more athletic" than other races.

[Phoenix Dark]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

That guy pisses me off. I'm glad he apparently has me on ignore or I'd get banned arguing with him

Of course but the ones who are naive or unaware, especially with a long term boyfriend are probably not getting tested like they should. That's the larger issue. And laziness or lack of money might prevent them from getting tested with or after every boyfriend/lover. But that doesn't mean that the men should be blameless for getting tested either, especially if they're fucking other men, but that might be admitting to the lie they've constructed for themselves, so they don't bother.

I don't know how things work in other cities, but here and in Detroit free AIDS tests are readily available.

It's weird seeing women I went to high school with having kids, no dad in the picture, etc. Likewise, guys I went to high school with having kids with different women. I remember talking/flirting with a chick who asked me how long should someone wait before having unprotected sex with the person they're dating. I said I didn't know, it could depend on the relationship...then she told me 2 months is fine. Like, telling me in a suggestive, "let's get together and in two months..." way. That shit blew my mind 

[Akala]

you should go for it! What could possibly go wrong?

[Shadow Mod]

It's weird seeing women I went to high school with having kids, no dad in the picture, etc. Likewise, guys I went to high school with having kids with different women. I remember talking/flirting with a chick who asked me how long should someone wait before having unprotected sex with the person they're dating. I said I didn't know, it could depend on the relationship...then she told me 2 months is fine. Like, telling me in a suggestive, "let's get together and in two months..." way. That shit blew my mind 

I remember hearing dumbass jocks in our "study hall for athletes class" (you could get PE exemption at my school if you played sports year round and take a study hall instead) talking about being masters of pulling out. I just shook my head and did my algebra.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've seen Lex Steel pull out just in time enough to believe it's possible, but not worth trying 

[etiolate]

A basketball player always dribbles before he shoots.

[Himu]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

Himuros fucking ruin everything.

I'm not on the dl. To be on the dl, you have to pretend you're straight. I don't pretend I'm straight unless other wise asked. Also, in order to be on the dl, you have to be having sex with men while having a female partner. You don't know what the dl is. Don't blame me stupid ass niccas don't use condoms and then come back around and fuck their gfs/wives without telling em they did a dude in the mangina without a condom as well.

Tying me to this is pretty fuckin' insulting even if jokingly.

[Shaka Khan]

I was checking my ignore (or the warrior) list just now, and realized that 75% are already banned. Somebody in the mod team loves me. Feels good, man.

[Himu]

A basketball player always dribbles before he shoots.

Goddamn.

[ManaByte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32991459&postcount=89

If I were running Wikipedia I would not run external ads, because Wikipedia is an important asset to humanity and in many ways the embodiment of the freedom of information that the internet represents, and that means avoiding compromise and censorship and corporate pressures by any means necessary.

lol wut

[Owl-faced Wizard]

There really isn't anything wrong with that quote, in theory.

[Shaka Khan]

It's probably the irony.

[Broseidon]

'tis a perfectly reasonable quote.

[Broseidon]

Bowflex is banned?

Can't say I'm upset at this turn of events.

[Chinner]

what did he post that got him banned?

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453432

[brob]

link to the profile of the prostitute he was planning on visiting.

[Narag]

Bowflex is banned?

Can't say I'm upset at this turn of events.

I only ever think of this thread when his name is brought up:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=403065

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[Broseidon]

Edit: locked lol

[Phoenix Dark]

 

There are plenty of good looking escorts/hookers out there. If you're going to take such a risk, why settle for a snaggle tooth? Back when I contemplated getting an escort I decided right away that she'd have to be so attractive that if I was caught, at least my brothers wouldn't be completely ashamed of me

[Himu]

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Edit: locked lol

all she has to do is not smile

[Phoenix Dark]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

Himuros fucking ruin everything.

I'm not on the dl. To be on the dl, you have to pretend you're straight. I don't pretend I'm straight unless other wise asked. Also, in order to be on the dl, you have to be having sex with men while having a female partner. You don't know what the dl is. Don't blame me stupid ass niccas don't use condoms and then come back around and fuck their gfs/wives without telling em they did a dude in the mangina without a condom as well.

Tying me to this is pretty fuckin' insulting even if jokingly.

What does this even mean...

Also, banging dudes and then leaving that to enter a heterosexual relationship does indeed qualify as being a DL dude

[Himu]

[Himu]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

Himuros fucking ruin everything.

I'm not on the dl. To be on the dl, you have to pretend you're straight. I don't pretend I'm straight unless other wise asked. Also, in order to be on the dl, you have to be having sex with men while having a female partner. You don't know what the dl is. Don't blame me stupid ass niccas don't use condoms and then come back around and fuck their gfs/wives without telling em they did a dude in the mangina without a condom as well.

Tying me to this is pretty fuckin' insulting even if jokingly.

What does this even mean...

Also, banging dudes and then leaving that to enter a heterosexual relationship does indeed qualify as being a DL dude

No it doesn't, because down low hints at something in secret, hence down low.

[Joe Molotov]

Bowflex is banned?

Can't say I'm upset at this turn of events.

I only ever think of this thread when his name is brought up:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=403065

That guy actually lives really close to me apparently.

[Phoenix Dark]

While it's certainly true many black women seem obsessed with the "black thug" culture and are attracted to it, it's ridiculous to put the sole blame of HIV/AIDS on black women while not recognizing any blame for men; it's insulting. There are plenty of cases of black women who did nothing wrong and got infected due to a seemingly normal black guy who happened to be bisexual.

Himuros fucking ruin everything.

I'm not on the dl. To be on the dl, you have to pretend you're straight. I don't pretend I'm straight unless other wise asked. Also, in order to be on the dl, you have to be having sex with men while having a female partner. You don't know what the dl is. Don't blame me stupid ass niccas don't use condoms and then come back around and fuck their gfs/wives without telling em they did a dude in the mangina without a condom as well.

Tying me to this is pretty fuckin' insulting even if jokingly.

What does this even mean...

Also, banging dudes and then leaving that to enter a heterosexual relationship does indeed qualify as being a DL dude

No it doesn't, because down low hints at something in secret, hence down low.

So you're open with people about being bisexual?

[Himu]

Sure am. People on the down low don't even acknowledge they're probably bisexual or even gay or even bi-curious. They act like it's nothing and just sex, usually. Down low is all about intent. If you've got a wife/gf and you're slamming dudes, you're on the down low, especially if you don't acknowledge your own sexuality. People who have sex with men and then go for relationships with women are bi-curious, particularly if they acknowledge that they're fruitcakes.

[Phoenix Dark]

I still think you're trolling us tho   :'(

[Himu]

[etiolate]

he's not really being ironic unless you consider gaf an important asset to humanity

god help you if you do

i thought the joke was that EL does consider GAF an important asset

[thisismyusername]

There really needs to be a sitcom called "Oh, Evilore."

Promises search, but doesn't know it needs another server for good performance.

[Joe Molotov]

There really needs to be a sitcom called "Oh, Evilore."

Promises search, but doesn't know it needs another server for good performance.

Can't even read the announcement because of 503 Errors.

[Broseidon]

503

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453459

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453466

Clash of two OTs. Both are simple enough, but they went with the creepily drawn banners. *shudder*

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453459

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453466

Clash of two OTs. Both are simple enough, but they went with the creepily drawn banners. *shudder*

Rippo's will probably stand due to actually claiming it in the claim thread.

Edit: Oops first locked already

[Shaka Khan]

I forgot about the claiming the thread lol.

[brob]

is that where the battle to see who is the biggest corporate cumbucket is these days? F5ing for news and running to the claims thread to lay claim to any new title that should appear?

[Narag]

is that where the battle to see who is the biggest corporate cumbucket is these days? F5ing for news and running to the claims thread to lay claim to any new title that should appear?

It might be if anyone knew about the damn thing. Stickying it in the community board killed any visibility.

[Pringo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453459

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=453466

Clash of two OTs. Both are simple enough, but they went with the creepily drawn banners. *shudder*

wtf at the alternate banner for that one thread. That's almost softcore cartoon porn. 

[Shaka Khan]

Are there any pre-requisites beside calling dibs?

What if I claimed a big game's OT then trolled it, but only enough to leave people confused whether I'm serious or being sarcastic?

There has to be a way to prevent that. Like prioritizing the big name shills or something.

[Mr. Gundam]

I wonder what they would do if someone claimed a Final Fantasy OT that Kagari was planning on doing?