The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

didn't he try to rape that chick at the GAF meetup?

[tiesto]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

Threads to avoid on GAF:

- Politics
- Rape/murder/pedo
- Tipping
- Circumcision
- Dumpster diving
- Console wars
- Smartphone warz
- Console vs. Smartphone warz
- Basically everything in OT not about tech (or sports, if that's what you're into)
- Basically everything in Gaming not about a game you want to buy

Yeah, right now I stay in the EDM thread and the threads for obscure RPGs with few posts in them... seems the safest that way.

[Cascade]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

didn't he try to rape that chick at the GAF meetup?

They do look quite similar:

[PigSpeakers]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

Threads to avoid on GAF:

- Politics
- Rape/murder/pedo
- Tipping
- Circumcision
- Dumpster diving
- Console wars
- Smartphone warz
- Console vs. Smartphone warz
- Basically everything in OT not about tech (or sports, if that's what you're into)
- Basically everything in Gaming not about a game you want to buy

You forgot religion/atheism threads.

[Atramental]

You forgot religion/atheism threads.

Those are my favorites.

[brob]

Yeah, right now I stay in the EDM thread and the threads for obscure RPGs with few posts in them... seems the safest that way.

Did some trawling in the EDM thread yesterday, lotsa good stuff. need to add it to my regular round I think.

[Verdigris Murder]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

didn't he try to rape that chick at the GAF meetup?

Ohmy.gif

[Lan]

Wow at this ChiTownBuffalo thread. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474627

I can already see 4 bans on the first page. Seasoned Gaf posters must surely know that rape threads are bad news especially when posted by such an attention seeking poster.

The whole thread seems designed to trap people.

Threads to avoid on GAF:

- Politics
- Rape/murder/pedo
- Tipping
- Circumcision
- Dumpster diving
- Console wars
- Smartphone warz
- Console vs. Smartphone warz
- Basically everything in OT not about tech (or sports, if that's what you're into)
- Basically everything in Gaming not about a game you want to buy

Race threads (mainly anything to do with black people)
Aliens
911 conspiracy's
Stan wars (do not enter these topics with a shitty computer/worse than MLP fetish)
99%/Occupy Wallstreet
Anything Hipster
Nasty or "I want off this Earth" threads by Gaborn

Edit: forgot Fat people and women ask for it (rape), when they don't wear a turtle neck and long pants while out in public.

[etiolate]

aka just avoid all of gaf

[Tasty]

aka just avoid all of gaf

- Basically everything in OT not about tech (or sports, if that's what you're into)
- Basically everything in Gaming not about a game you want to buy

[Trurl]

Edit: forgot Fat people and women ask for it (rape), when they don't wear a turtle neck and long pants while out in public.

Turtle necks combined with nice breasts can be one of the sexiest clothing options available.  Asking for it. 

And by "it" I mean my stammering and weirdly truncated conversation. 

[Polyh3dron]

And now chitown edits his OP so that we all look like complete fuckwits.  What a fucktard.

[parallax]

aka just avoid all of gaf

- Basically everything in OT not about tech (or sports, if that's what you're into)
- Basically everything in Gaming not about a game you want to buy

The subgroups for various topics are worthwhile too.

[thisismyusername]

And now chitown edits his OP so that we all look like complete fuckwits.  What a fucktard.

That's why you completely ignore him, dude.  It's safer for your sanity that way.

[Huff]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474704

Ntards get hyped! Because I'm sure all of them were super excited for Aliens: Colonial Marines before

[BlueTsunami]

Its the Wii launch and months coming all over again. Like that shitty FPS sci fi game.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ah, the Red Steel of Wii U.

[Himu]

Except that Wii had actual legit hype based on what Nintendo was saying at the time. I fell for that shit so hard.

[Huff]

Does anyone actually give a shit about an Aliens game though? This is great press for Gearbox, some idiot Nintendo fans are going to buy this just to hoard it over their internet rivals

[Himu]

Does anyone actually give a shit about an Aliens game though? This is great press for Gearbox, some idiot Nintendo fans are going to buy this just to hoard it over their internet rivals

A good one? Fuck yeah.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474704

Ntards get hyped! Because I'm sure all of them were super excited for Aliens: Colonial Marines before

It's been so far off my radar this past year it's like it's on Pluto, but then I watched a GT preview one day while bored and eh, doesn't seem too bad. It's cool they got Scott on it and are treating it like canon between Alien and Aliens.

That said, dual analog FPS's.  Hopefully Wiimote is an option and the gameplay is actually, you know, good.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Does anyone actually give a shit about an Aliens game though? This is great press for Gearbox, some idiot Nintendo fans are going to buy this just to hoard it over their internet rivals

Most of these clowns are just following the shiniest object in regards to the Wii U until E3.  The second there is some Wii U exclusive FPS announced, they will move on from Aliens to that shiny object.  Nintards suffer from the exclusivitis syndrome more than any other console fanboy type and the fact that this game will be on the PS3, 360, and PC means it is tainted.  It won't take much for them to move onto something else.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474704

Ntards get hyped! Because I'm sure all of them were super excited for Aliens: Colonial Marines before

It's been so far off my radar this past year it's like it's on Pluto, but then I watched a GT preview one day while bored and eh, doesn't seem too bad. It's cool they got Scott on it and are treating it like canon between Alien and Aliens.

That said, dual analog FPS's.  Hopefully Wiimote is an option and the gameplay is actually, you know, good.

dual analog fps are fine in the year 2012 unless you're a rebel

[Tasty]

I'm a well known rebel/idiot.

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474704

Ntards get hyped! Because I'm sure all of them were super excited for Aliens: Colonial Marines before

for real that motion tracker on the pad screen sounds cool.  I hadn't considered that moving it around in real life would let you scan too, whereas normally it's 180 degrees in the direction you're pointing.  The actual Aliens game doesn't look good to me at all, but it's a novel use for the controller.

[Vertigo]

I'm sure Pitchford will be singing a different tune when this game inevitably flops on The WiiU.

FPS games are bottom rung for a large majority of Nintendo fans and i can't see that changing with the new machine.

[Momo]

I love Alien, I'm looking forward to Colonial Marines (hope it's good) and Prometheus

[Eel O'Brian]

hahaha, we just talked about that aliens wii u thing on the last episode of the cruncheons

[Owl-faced Wizard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=474704

Ntards get hyped! Because I'm sure all of them were super excited for Aliens: Colonial Marines before

It's been so far off my radar this past year it's like it's on Pluto, but then I watched a GT preview one day while bored and eh, doesn't seem too bad. It's cool they got Scott on it and are treating it like canon between Alien and Aliens.

That said, dual analog FPS's.  Hopefully Wiimote is an option and the gameplay is actually, you know, good.

Wiimote is a tremendous pain in the ass for FPSs.  They could have fixed it with a shoulder button on the nunchuk that acts as a dial for turning or a rotary analog stick, but that bounding box turn shit sucks.

[Takao]

i can't wait until dragon ball sparking omega is announced for wii u i will get to draw my kamehameha

fuck you spike stop making these games

[Momo]

I honestly do not understand why DBZ is still relevant or even popular. There isnt even new material left to cover. (no remakes do not count). Hunter x Hunter and YuYu Hakusho were/are by far the superior shonen of the age and at least HxH has new ground to cover

[Takao]

I honestly do not understand why DBZ is still relevant or even popular. There isnt even new material left to cover. (no remakes do not count). Hunter x Hunter and YuYu Hakusho were/are by far the superior shonen of the age and at least HxH has new ground to cover

This is like asking why Mickey Mouse is still popular despite there not being any kind of notable material in ages. There's a point where something becomes so popular it becomes ingrained into the fabric of its medium. The story and characters are simple, yet engaging enough to be universal throughout cultures and time.

For what it's worth, we have yet to see proper adaptations of either the 2008 special, or Episode of Bardock. The latter's probably going to be this year's gimmick to get people to buy the game.

Hunter x Hunter isn't in the same generation of shonen as Dragon Ball, given it started 2 years after Dragon Ball ended. Hunter x Hunter is in the One Piece, Naruto, and Yu-Gi-Oh! era of JUMP. Dragon Ball's contemporaries were stuff like Fist of the North Star, Saint Seiya, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Yu Yu Hakusho and Slam Dunk. Hakusho is a better written series than Dragon Ball, but I never felt it was as fun.

when you idiot dragonball fans stop buying them, they'll stop making them.

I've given my money to Spike twice this generation, and both happened in 2010. I am not to blame.

I don't want Dragon Ball games to stop. I just want Dragon Ball games made by Spike to stop. Monolith's RPG was pretty fun, as were GameRepublic's (RIP) games.

[EmCeeGrammar]

With the right setup bounding box controls destroy dual analog, no contest.  I switched over to ccpro on my copy of Modern Warfare 3 and the aim assist was a ridiculous win button.  My reticule would wind up over someone's shoulder and somehow the bullets connected for some unbelievable reason.  Even with that assist I was doing so much worse because I lost the ability to do other actions while I was aiming and just a general loss of fluid tracking.  Sniping does kinda suck with the wiimote though, but I've finally started to get the hang of it.

Oscar, I was under the impression Modern Warfare 3 kinda bombed though?  It never really gets more than 10,000 concurrent players and based on all the hackers I run into I suspect a lot of these are pirating the game.

edit:
eh, best I could find on short notice, a few derp moments and I'm not a big fan of his aimdownsight settings

[Tasty]

Momo can suck a railroad spike for hating on the Sparking games.

[Takao]

I wanted to see what HVS has been up to since best game ever Conduit

lol

[Tasty]

Well you said it yourself, we were starved for FPS's. Even then I never really hyped them up; I followed the hypers but was not one of them.

Bought the SE for $50 on launch, BIGGEST game purchase I've ever regretted. Like, instant disdain after playing it and thoughts of "WTF was I thinking."

Thankfully, EVERYONE including Ninthings learned their lesson and Conduit 2 bombed.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I remember for Wii FPS games in 2009, there was a lot of hype for The Conduit and for Call of Duty 4, which was two years old at that point.

With the former, I remember people here linking us to a Youtube of an unpackaging video where some shut-in spent five minutes opening up the game.

[Great Rumbler]

Red Steel was probably the worst game I've ever payed full price for.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3084847&postcount=426


I remember re-typing nearly the entire article on GAF, to much applause. I'd imagine someone would get banned for doing that today

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3084847&postcount=426


I remember re-typing nearly the entire article on GAF, to much applause. I'd imagine someone would get banned for doing that today

Man, that thread is awesome:  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3084985&postcount=495

Edit: God damn, so much good shit here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3085149&postcount=561

[Great Rumbler]

Without a doubt the MAF/Drinky Campaign took a major blow today.

[Great Rumbler]

zomg:

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3085754&postcount=767

ROFL

[Tasty]

Is anyone else getting weird text link hover ads on GAF today?

[Momo]

Is anyone else getting weird text link hover ads on GAF today?

You dont use adblock?

[Tasty]

No wait it was some crappy spyware from uTorrent. I can't believe how shitty it's gotten over the years. Someone recommend me a new program.

[Great Rumbler]

No wait it was some crappy spyware from uTorrent. I can't believe how shitty it's gotten over the years. Someone recommend me a new program.

You might try Vuze.

[Momo]

Vuze is pretty neat

[Phoenix Dark]

That thread is so depressing. Oh man 

Maybe a handful of those assumptions/predictions from Ntards came true

[Purple Filth]

That's the kind of shit they were up to *before* Conduit, also.  I have no idea why some Nintards elevated them the way they did.  (Okay, I know exactly why some Nintards elevated them the way they did)

It was pretty funny to see and even more so when Conduit was revealed to be not good (as expected).

Similar to Sony fans propping up Ninja Theory at the time also 

[thisismyusername]

I'm sure Pitchford will be singing a different tune when this game inevitably flops on The WiiU.

FPS games are bottom rung for a large majority of Nintendo fans and i can't see that changing with the new machine.

Ehn, I wouldn't really say that.  Sales of FPS games on Wii were actually surprisingly good given the crappy-ass hardware and crappy-ass online "system".  Only a couple million-sellers, but outside of Red Steel 2 and Conduit 2, not much in the way of flops.  CoD, MoH, and Goldeneye all did really well.  I actually feel the FPS market tends to be underserved on Nintendo consoles, which enables some really shitty FPSs like The Conduit to perform far better than they ever should.

Nailed it. I'm sure there's a market for FPS games on Nintendo hardware, just no one thinks to do that because "LOL BABIES HARDWARE."

With the right setup bounding box controls destroy dual analog, no contest.  I switched over to ccpro on my copy of Modern Warfare 3 and the aim assist was a ridiculous win button.  My reticule would wind up over someone's shoulder and somehow the bullets connected for some unbelievable reason.  Even with that assist I was doing so much worse because I lost the ability to do other actions while I was aiming and just a general loss of fluid tracking.  Sniping does kinda suck with the wiimote though, but I've finally started to get the hang of it.

Oscar, I was under the impression Modern Warfare 3 kinda bombed though?  It never really gets more than 10,000 concurrent players and based on all the hackers I run into I suspect a lot of these are pirating the game.

To be fair: Aim Assist since CoD4 has gotten ridiculous on PS3/360 CoD's as well. So it being insane in MW3 Wii isn't really surprising to me.

I don't care about the "destroying" controls if the bounding box for left-handed people like me is going to completely screw us over. I tried to play Metroid Prime 3, a series that I wasn't jazzed about outside of Hunters and an IP I liked: Couldn't stand more than five minutes because aiming straight at the screen (with the Wii hardware not throwing the hand twenty feet to the right so the set-up was good for anything else) would constantly turn Samus right. It was pure WTF and I returned it the next day after fumbling with settings to try to get it to stop that. 

[Joe Molotov]

That thread is so depressing. Oh man 

Maybe a handful of those assumptions/predictions from Ntards came true

Wii U is deja vu - same arguments, same predictions...  same outcome?

I just don't think there's a big "hardcore" base on the Wii U and i don't see it building one over night with a touch pad and a power step-increment.

Most Nintendo fans would be happy with the same outcome (WiiU having the most sales, Xbox3/PS4 having all the games).

[Momo]

Most Nintendo fans would be happy with the same outcome (WiiU having the most sales, Xbox3/PS4 having all the games).

These people arent video game fans

[Purple Filth]

Most Nintendo fans would be happy with the same outcome (WiiU having the most sales, Xbox3/PS4 having all the games).

These people arent video game fans

As long as the get their Nintendo 1st party rehash number #100 they will be content

[Tasty]

I have to lol at you people, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. "Nintendo consoles need more third party games" then "Who buys Nintendo consoles for third party support? " then "Wow Nintendo dropped the ball again."

Infinite cycle.

[thisismyusername]

500 errors. 500 errors everywhere.

It's not even E3 time yet and the servers are breaking all day long.

[blame space]

post your guru mediataions

[blame space]

Guru Meditation:

XID: 1704670655

[Momo]

I have to lol at you people, it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. "Nintendo consoles need more third party games" then "Who buys Nintendo consoles for third party support? " then "Wow Nintendo dropped the ball again."

Infinite cycle.

Bolded are normal people things
Italicized are ninthing things

There is no cycle here

[Takao]

GAF is down due to Battleship's box office results.