Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6304879 times)

demi · « **Reply #2280 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:31:23 AM »

There are some new names, but I need someone who can crosscheck on the other side... cant have any rotten eggs slipping in

Himu · « **Reply #2281 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:31:55 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 04, 2011, 03:04:44 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27594315&postcount=586

that thread is going to be a playground

The myth of the bbc is just that, a myth.

Black men have normal sized penises just as much as any other race.

But black men like to inflate it and act like they have huge dicks to make themselves feel better.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2282 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:33:09 AM »

Demi, I can help if you need. Don't have too much on my plate today at work.

demi · « **Reply #2283 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:57:27 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 04, 2011, 09:31:55 AM

Quote from: etiolate on May 04, 2011, 03:04:44 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27594315&postcount=586

that thread is going to be a playground

The myth of the bbc is just that, a myth.

Black men have normal sized penises just as much as any other race.

But black men like to inflate it and act like they have huge dicks to make themselves feel better.

Chubby/Fat guys maybe. But the average is that black males do in fact have above average measurements.

In PD's case though I'm sure he's just playing it up.

Diunx · « **Reply #2284 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:04:36 AM »

Himu is right, I have a HUGE dick and I ain't even black.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2285 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:09:53 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on May 04, 2011, 09:31:55 AM

Quote from: etiolate on May 04, 2011, 03:04:44 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27594315&postcount=586

that thread is going to be a playground

The myth of the bbc is just that, a myth.

Black men have normal sized penises just as much as any other race.

But black men like to inflate it and act like they have huge dicks to make themselves feel better.

This post is statically incorrect.

Even Oprah agrees that BBC exist.

demi · « **Reply #2286 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:11:02 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 04, 2011, 10:04:36 AM

Himu is right, I have a HUGE dick and I ain't even black.

You are scared to pee in front of cleaning ladies. You dont have shit...

cool breeze · « **Reply #2287 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:15:39 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=429223

these "peace out, consoles, going to pc-town" threads are like every other day now. and they still get all these replies! it's like groundhog day.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2288 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:23:57 AM »

He and Stumpakapow (spelling?) are great posters, as they are very level headed and have good posts.

I have to say that Bish and EvilOre are the most enjoyable though. To me, Bish is this angry god unleashed upon the forum that EVERYONE is afraid of. Of all the mods, he seems to be the one that strikes the most fear in everyone. Perhaps it is the Sam Jackson avatar.

EvilOre is basically Zeus on the forums though. The man comes in and speaks, you better listen.

Reb · « **Reply #2289 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:35:49 AM »

Wow, that post made me actually consider ignoring him.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #2290 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:39:50 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 04, 2011, 10:15:39 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=429223

these "peace out, consoles, going to pc-town" threads are like every other day now. and they still get all these replies! it's like groundhog day.

It's very important to annouce all personal decisions on platform choice so you can get the support of the hive.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #2291 on:** May 04, 2011, 11:07:00 AM »

As I always say that's always the funny part to me. Simply based on my age I've been playing PC games for longer than 95% of GAF. Console games too. I very rarely talk about platform other than to mock people. I talk about games. This sort of idea that you have declare your allegiance to one platform or the other is the most childest shit ever.

demi · « **Reply #2292 on:** May 04, 2011, 11:17:42 AM »

on his motherfuckin samuel jackson face

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2293 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:00:58 PM »

Sounds like something a dirty poor console tard would say.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2294 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:05:02 PM »

$1500?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2295 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:08:42 PM »

Wait, your company was going to pay you SEVEN HUNDRED BUCKS to build a $1,000 PC and you couldn't even bothered to do that?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2296 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:18:48 PM »

RE: Stump

Quote from: Jinfash

Total respect. He's actually welcoming inquiries from those caught in the recent PSN ban wave. I messaged him with no expectations, he replied, and after a short exchange of messages he was able to reduce my ban from 2 months to 2 weeks. I liked this guy before, but now I feel like I owe him a BJTC.

demi · « **Reply #2297 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:33:07 PM »

Jinfash is soft... the Arabic himuro

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2298 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:38:36 PM »

Exactly, minus the BBC.

A true homo.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2299 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:50:20 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 04, 2011, 12:15:29 PM

That comes out to about 700$ after tax. That's without a video card too, which if I want to run shit at max at 30-40, I'm looking at 300$ at least.

You can get a graphics card that will blow the doors off any console port for less than $200.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2300 on:** May 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM »

Like an Nvidia 460 GTX.

I've got that and a Core 2 Duo, it'll run Crysis just fine with nearly everything maxed out [except for the processor-intensive effects].

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2301 on:** May 04, 2011, 01:03:33 PM »

That setup will probably play 99% of PC games at max just fine for the next 3 years, until Sony and MS finally get around to releasing new consoles.

Diunx · « **Reply #2302 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:01:23 PM »

Does playing emus count as pc gaming?

demi · « **Reply #2303 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:05:23 PM »

Hardly... you can emu on little cell phones.

Diunx · « **Reply #2304 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:08:56 PM »

Yeah but when you do it on the pc is practically the same as playing crysis!

pc gaming

poor consoletards.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2305 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:09:57 PM »

I don't really play games at all anymore, lol @ gamer nerdz.

Diunx · « **Reply #2306 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:11:15 PM »

Games are cool now, today's nerds are into anime.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2307 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:48:41 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423304

holy fucking shit. what a pussy

demi · « **Reply #2308 on:** May 04, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 04, 2011, 02:08:56 PM

Yeah but when you do it on the pc is practically the same as playing crysis!

pc gaming
poor consoletards.

u can play Crysis on Console... dunno what this means.

archie4208 · « **Reply #2309 on:** May 04, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »

Yeah but it looks like a slideshow on consoles.

choco parfait · « **Reply #2310 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:40:31 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM

Like an Nvidia 460 GTX.

Best bang-for the buck right now I think is 2x Sapphire 5850 in CrossFire or a Nvidia GTX 560Ti.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2311 on:** May 04, 2011, 05:58:42 PM »

Quote from: choco parfait on May 04, 2011, 05:40:31 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM
Like an Nvidia 460 GTX.

Best bang-for the buck right now I think is 2x Sapphire 5850 in CrossFire or a Nvidia GTX 560Ti.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814261100&cm_re=Nvidia_GTX_560Ti-_-14-261-100-_-Product

This one's $210 after instant and mail-in rebates.

demi · « **Reply #2312 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:03:18 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on May 04, 2011, 03:34:29 PM

Yeah but it looks like a slideshow on consoles.

Crysis runs like a slideshow on PC too... but ok

Boogie · « **Reply #2313 on:** May 04, 2011, 06:28:35 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 04, 2011, 06:03:18 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on May 04, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Yeah but it looks like a slideshow on consoles.

Crysis runs like a slideshow on PC too... but ok

not on mine

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2314 on:** May 04, 2011, 07:34:49 PM »

I will build myself a gaming PC eventually. Nothing really grabs me software wise. I don't give a shit about FPS games or MMOs, I don't want to play a game with any fucking orcs in it, and I don't want a game that uses the term "magick." So my options are limited, mostly relegated to playing emulated games and the occasional gems that I could probably get on the 360. Although if console gaming all trends towards wagglecrap, gesticulation, and gimmickry, PC gaming here I come.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2315 on:** May 04, 2011, 08:25:29 PM »

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=429210

Himu · « **Reply #2316 on:** May 04, 2011, 08:48:05 PM »

holy shit

lennedsay · « **Reply #2317 on:** May 04, 2011, 08:49:10 PM »

Wow...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2318 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:00:01 PM »

That sounds uncomfortable as hell. I don't know what I'd do in that situation, outside of feel crappy.

Himu · « **Reply #2319 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:00:52 PM »

how does he sound like a loser? Every thing he wrote made sense. He also explicitly told his wife no, don't do that so he's definitely no wimp.

it must be shocking seeing someone you love act like that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2320 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:07:35 PM »

Wait, is this the same guy who's wife was making out with her married girlfriend all the time, and the girlfriend asked him if it was okay if they had sex? Or is there a rash of gaffer wives cuckolding their husbands with other girls?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2321 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:08:57 PM »

Not really Green Man...I don't really think that's kosher in marriage unless you both have made it known to each other that you're into swinging/exploring your sexual acts. Seems like this came out of nowhere for him. I sympathize with him.

Himu · « **Reply #2322 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:27:05 PM »

You went to EB when someone ran over your dog.

So what? Sometimes people need a place to vent, and who in the world would vent about something like this to people they know irl who potentially know the spouse in question?

lennedsay · « **Reply #2323 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:31:43 PM »

Who else is he going to talk to? His friends? They're too busy blowing loads in his wife. GAF is his only friend at this point.

Which makes Green Man's original statement completely correct.

Himu · « **Reply #2324 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:36:21 PM »

demi · « **Reply #2325 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:40:52 PM »

Eh, seemed fine up until she kissed the chick who just got a load in her mouth.

cool breeze · « **Reply #2326 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:41:18 PM »

Sound like he wasn't feeling the orgy vibe. He should have manned up and sucked his friend's dick. Frankly, I feel bad that the wife had to counterbalance the prudery of their marriage.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2327 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:46:58 PM »

I came here when my dog died.

Loser moments happen, bro. Don't sweat it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2328 on:** May 04, 2011, 09:54:14 PM »

I came here when Obama murdered Bin Laden.

lennedsay · « **Reply #2329 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:10:51 PM »

Obama must be Korean.

Osama, unarmed: "Why'd you break into my house?!"
Obama: "Please understand."
pew pew pew bang bang bang

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2330 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on May 04, 2011, 09:41:18 PM

Sound like he wasn't feeling the orgy vibe. He should have manned up and sucked his friend's dick. Frankly, I feel bad that the wife had to counterbalance the prudery of their marriage.

awesome

demi · « **Reply #2331 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 09:54:14 PM

I came here when Obama murdered Bin Laden.

I was masturbating to you when Obama murdered Bin Laden

choco parfait · « **Reply #2332 on:** May 04, 2011, 10:43:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 04, 2011, 09:40:52 PM

Eh, seemed fine up until she kissed the chick who just got a load in her mouth.

Seems like the husband was more completely unaware and uncomfortable with the realization of how sexually open his wife actually was. It's a situation that definitely demands a long talk, but not one that necessitates a divorce over.

Quote from: Green Man on May 04, 2011, 09:42:56 PM

And that was completely stupid of me and I have done far too many stupid things here and on GAF previously in terms of opening my life up to strangers (who don't care and shouldn't so I'm not quite sure why I keep doing it?).

I think it's a normal thing. We all have times when we want to share our burdens with someone. And it's sometimes easiest with random strangers.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2333 on:** May 04, 2011, 11:11:27 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on May 04, 2011, 10:10:51 PM

Obama must be Korean.

Osama, unarmed: "Why'd you break into my house?!"
Obama: "Please understand."
pew pew pew bang bang bang

Diunx · « **Reply #2334 on:** May 05, 2011, 01:10:12 AM »

I got a chubby reading that story, I guess now I know how my penis would act in that situation

Mupepe · « **Reply #2335 on:** May 05, 2011, 10:46:06 AM »

Jesus. That dude kinda is a wimp if all he could do is gently kick his wife or pinch her a little when she's doing something sexual that he disapproves of. He obviously felt betrayed, so why not man up and put your foot down? I'm not commenting on the actual act, because everyone has their limits with sexuality so that's something for him and his wife to decide, but there's something more to it if they're both so uncomfortable they won't even talk about it and apparently his wife has urges that she's not comfortable sharing with him.

Anyways, I'd tell my wife to make out with the other chick. Not the dick sucking one and I'd jack off on both of their tits or fuck one or both of them in the ass. Just my $.02

And Joe, that other guy was DericLee on OA.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2336 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:00:54 AM »

I still don't think it was worth a perm, Jaydub. Though it could be a blessing in disguise.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2337 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:09:05 AM »

Don't know bro. I couldn't make sense of it all. Gaf has been sliding a lot lately. I'll miss you in poligaf.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2338 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:32:07 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 04, 2011, 10:25:15 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 04, 2011, 09:54:14 PM
I came here when Obama murdered Bin Laden.

I was masturbating to you when Obama murdered Bin Laden

It would be awesome if you blew you load right as Osama bought it. That would feel better than jacking off into a tornado, I bet.

T-Short · « **Reply #2339 on:** May 05, 2011, 11:45:43 AM »

hehe. I'm sure your ban had nothing to do with having an abrasive personality

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6304879 times)