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TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #24480 on: July 11, 2012, 04:16:41 PM »
timedog only dogs one time
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fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #24481 on: July 11, 2012, 04:16:58 PM »
one pump chump
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« Reply #24482 on: July 11, 2012, 04:17:22 PM »
get your dude on a pelvic exercise regimen if he can't do more than one lap cowbell

Oh he can. The ex could as well. But I can go for more laps.

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« Reply #24483 on: July 11, 2012, 04:18:00 PM »
then the advice still stands.

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #24484 on: July 11, 2012, 04:19:12 PM »
still though, 4v1 sounds to me like a DP while two dudes stand around getting bj turns.  sounds  :yuck to me.
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Himu

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« Reply #24485 on: July 11, 2012, 04:19:24 PM »


Oh shit! Timedog, you were called a one minute man! You gonna take this blight on your honor?!
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« Reply #24486 on: July 11, 2012, 04:20:57 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

Oh shit! Timedog, you were called a one minute man! You gonna take this blight on your honor?!

Nope. I'm content  :-*.

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« Reply #24487 on: July 11, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
real life group sex is more like a Kylie Minogue video than something out of brazzers, brandnew.

it's hella more gay than your feeble mind can comprehend.

fistfulofmetal

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« Reply #24488 on: July 11, 2012, 04:22:27 PM »
i cant wait until we find out that timedog and devo is a hoax and are both alts for constansza or something.
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« Reply #24489 on: July 11, 2012, 04:24:03 PM »
i cant wait until we find out that timedog and devo is a hoax and are both alts for constansza or something.

I'm sorry to disappoint.

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« Reply #24490 on: July 11, 2012, 04:24:09 PM »
My favorite group porno was when these two black dudes were working on this latina girl. Here it comes, the nut shot, and one dude shoots his goo all on the other dude's dick. Latina girl just starts chuckling and the dude who got TAGGED on just runs off the set and you hear this "ewwww" in the background :rofl
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TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #24491 on: July 11, 2012, 04:24:17 PM »
real life group sex is more like a Kylie Minogue video than something out of brazzers, brandnew.

it's hella more gay than your feeble mind can comprehend.

 :yuck
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Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #24492 on: July 11, 2012, 04:25:18 PM »
still though, 4v1 sounds to me like a DP while two dudes stand around getting bj turns.  sounds  :yuck to me.
And also pretty mysogynistic sprinkled with closet gayness.
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« Reply #24493 on: July 11, 2012, 04:25:50 PM »


:drool

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« Reply #24494 on: July 11, 2012, 04:27:07 PM »


:drool :drool :drool

Atramental

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« Reply #24495 on: July 11, 2012, 04:28:20 PM »

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« Reply #24496 on: July 11, 2012, 04:49:44 PM »
Sex doesn't end when I cum, I can keep going and eventually I'm ready to cum again. Timedog is a selfish lover.

Hahaha all these assumptions.

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« Reply #24497 on: July 11, 2012, 04:52:11 PM »
:rofl
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Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #24498 on: July 11, 2012, 04:52:16 PM »
Sex doesn't end when I cum, I can keep going and eventually I'm ready to cum again. Timedog is a selfish lover.

Hahaha all these assumptions.
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« Reply #24499 on: July 11, 2012, 05:10:49 PM »
What's wrong with mobile games? There's some good stuff there these days.

Mobile is like the Wii: it's fine as a supplementary game device to play the occasional game on, but it's ill-suited for proper games and thus hosts relatively few of them.  Anyone who uses it as their only or primary gaming device has very, very suspect taste. 

Note that unlike what Shaka is thinking, I'm not merely comparing mobile gaming to Vita/3DS.  This conversation spun from talking about Smoky's tastes, and Smoky puts mobile ahead of PS3/360/PC, too.  Shit ain't right, man.  Shit ain't right.
Ah yeah, I do agree that, at least for now, it's a supplementary game device more than anything. I got a second hand iPhone from someone and had some fun playing some mobile games, but I still do virtually all my gaming on my PC or laptop. I'd say I play mobile games as much as I play on my 360, which isn't that much.

but you said in #ga you've been rocking that wii sports resort incessantly as of late. ;)

edit: The whole rhetoric about 'real games on real platforms' is tiring.  (not referring to you specifically here).  If its fun its fun, qualifying beyond that just seems to be some elitist mindset that acomplishes... well I dunno what this attitude hopes to achieve.  Maybe its an issue of validation in the hobby, or maybe its a preference for certain type of games to the exclusion of other diversions.  My issue with ios is the trend of in-app-purchases, but there's a beautiful simplicity to game design that I'm super fond of here.  Kinda why I liked the wii in the first place.
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« Reply #24500 on: July 11, 2012, 05:13:00 PM »
Some dudes don't even tell a chick they busted a nut, they just keep going. I'm too concerned about condoms breaking to do that shit, b

makes more sense to bust, eat her out while you're changing condoms, then dive back in
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EmCeeGrammar

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« Reply #24501 on: July 11, 2012, 05:18:19 PM »
If the girl is experienced its pretty obvious.  She should be able to distinquish the telltale throbbing during ejaculation.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #24502 on: July 11, 2012, 05:20:09 PM »
If the girl is experienced its pretty obvious.  She should be able to distinquish the telltale throbbing during ejaculation.

Not if you're busting out backs. Yea she might recognize it if you going slow or whatever
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« Reply #24503 on: July 11, 2012, 05:20:26 PM »
If the girl is experienced its pretty obvious.  She should be able to distinquish the telltale throbbing during ejaculation.

With a condom on it'd be a little harder to tell but yeah the expansion of the cock is not something dudes can fake very well.


If the girl is experienced its pretty obvious.  She should be able to distinquish the telltale throbbing during ejaculation.

Not if you're busting out backs. Yea she might recognize it if you going slow or whatever

Eh. It's pretty easy to tell when a guy has nutted and when he hasn't. Or if he's actually close or not.

Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #24504 on: July 11, 2012, 05:29:54 PM »
It is actually weird the way Meus hasn't posted in here, unless the truth.
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« Reply #24505 on: July 11, 2012, 05:33:08 PM »
My reaction on seeing this page was basically Mr. Belding's "Hey hey hey hey! What is going on here!?"

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #24506 on: July 11, 2012, 05:39:29 PM »
What constitutes premature ejaculating? <5min?

never had that problem
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« Reply #24507 on: July 11, 2012, 05:40:29 PM »
What constitutes premature ejaculating? <5min?

never had that problem

Whatever dumb definition people are making in this thread just because I said men get tired.

brob

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« Reply #24508 on: July 11, 2012, 05:52:35 PM »
lets get this thread back on track

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Himu

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« Reply #24509 on: July 11, 2012, 05:59:19 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #24510 on: July 11, 2012, 06:01:42 PM »
If you prematurely bust, I'd imagine you have to start eating her out to turn a loss into a win. Thoughts, Himu?
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« Reply #24511 on: July 11, 2012, 06:05:25 PM »
If you prematurely bust, I'd imagine you have to start eating her out to turn a loss into a win. Thoughts, Himu?

You should eat her out and finger before you go in anyways. You should have already "won" before you stick it in.

Well, at least, that's MY ritual. I love pussy eating too much. I will probably die of throat cancer.
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« Reply #24512 on: July 11, 2012, 06:10:28 PM »
It is actually weird the way Meus hasn't posted in here, unless the truth.

Meus is not welcome here.  Fuck that loser.
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« Reply #24513 on: July 11, 2012, 06:12:12 PM »
If you prematurely bust, I'd imagine you have to start eating her out to turn a loss into a win. Thoughts, Himu?

You should eat her out and finger before you go in anyways. You should have already "won" before you stick it in.

Well, at least, that's MY ritual. I love pussy eating too much. I will probably die of throat cancer.

Getting off before the penis gets stuck in is the best. You're wet and ready and sometimes the guy can get pretty deep off the bat.  8)

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« Reply #24514 on: July 11, 2012, 06:14:26 PM »
Yup, always lube her up before start your engine. If you have kids teach him that.
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« Reply #24515 on: July 11, 2012, 06:16:17 PM »
Yup, always lube her up before start your engine. If you have kids teach him that.

I don't get women who hate foreplay. They must secrete rivers without it or something I dunno.

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« Reply #24516 on: July 11, 2012, 06:18:49 PM »
I don't get DUDES who hate foreplay. Making a woman moan like nuts just by poking her turned on clit is the best feeling in the world. Better than fucking her even, almost.
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« Reply #24517 on: July 11, 2012, 06:33:19 PM »
It is actually weird the way Meus hasn't posted in here, unless the truth.

Meus is not welcome here.  Fuck that loser.
He busts out truth, like your prawn hands
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Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #24518 on: July 11, 2012, 06:38:13 PM »
I don't get DUDES who hate foreplay. Making a woman moan like nuts just by poking her turned on clit is the best feeling in the world. Better than fucking her even, almost.
Being realistic: foreplay is sex-tax, imposed by females.

Some guys do actually like snuffling around like a dog hunting for truffles, but guys. Fingers are so much better.
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« Reply #24519 on: July 11, 2012, 06:38:45 PM »
what's happening here

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« Reply #24520 on: July 11, 2012, 06:39:34 PM »
Haha, sex-tax?
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Himu

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« Reply #24521 on: July 11, 2012, 06:39:57 PM »
Ban Blame Space. I am sick of his one liners, I am sorry.
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« Reply #24522 on: July 11, 2012, 06:41:32 PM »
What's wrong with mobile games? There's some good stuff there these days.

Mobile is like the Wii: it's fine as a supplementary game device to play the occasional game on, but it's ill-suited for proper games and thus hosts relatively few of them.  Anyone who uses it as their only or primary gaming device has very, very suspect taste. 

Note that unlike what Shaka is thinking, I'm not merely comparing mobile gaming to Vita/3DS.  This conversation spun from talking about Smoky's tastes, and Smoky puts mobile ahead of PS3/360/PC, too.  Shit ain't right, man.  Shit ain't right.
Ah yeah, I do agree that, at least for now, it's a supplementary game device more than anything. I got a second hand iPhone from someone and had some fun playing some mobile games, but I still do virtually all my gaming on my PC or laptop. I'd say I play mobile games as much as I play on my 360, which isn't that much.

but you said in #ga you've been rocking that wii sports resort incessantly as of late. ;)
I never said it was an as of late thing. I'd say the last time I played it was April. I don't own a Wii myself, so I only play Wii Sports (Resort) when I visit my parents'. Great games though.

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« Reply #24523 on: July 11, 2012, 06:42:48 PM »
Haha, sex-tax?

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« Reply #24524 on: July 11, 2012, 06:43:40 PM »
your not sorry yet dumb ass

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« Reply #24525 on: July 11, 2012, 06:48:37 PM »
Why would Meus post in here ???
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« Reply #24526 on: July 11, 2012, 07:03:33 PM »
Quote
There is downtime after a guy cums.

my refraction time is around 3-4 seconds and i can keep going until nothing but puffs of air are coming out lol

O=X


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« Reply #24528 on: July 11, 2012, 07:16:10 PM »
you guys ever pop some grandpa pills and bone for like 2 hours?

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« Reply #24529 on: July 11, 2012, 07:29:47 PM »
do you think when timedog cums devo stands up, lets it dribbles into his mouth and then puts on a strap-on and turns timedog into a bum bandit?

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« Reply #24530 on: July 11, 2012, 07:31:50 PM »
do you think when timedog cums devo stands up, lets it dribbles into his mouth and then puts on a strap-on and turns timedog into a bum bandit?

Chinner whacks off to fantasies of me pegging Timedog confirmed.

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« Reply #24531 on: July 11, 2012, 07:35:23 PM »
Well, can you blame him? It's a pretty obvious image to conjure up and not at all weird in the slightest.

Chinner

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« Reply #24532 on: July 11, 2012, 07:37:13 PM »
i think it's because you're a feminist.

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« Reply #24533 on: July 11, 2012, 07:38:05 PM »
sometimes i picture them in a sweet embrace, nothing graphic.

Atramental

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« Reply #24534 on: July 11, 2012, 07:42:52 PM »
Chinner, you're shattering my innocence with your perverted sex fantasies about Devo and Timedog.

I would image that they only do it in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, as the good Lord intended.


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« Reply #24535 on: July 11, 2012, 07:44:34 PM »
You have a sick, sick mind Atramental. This was a light-hearted chat until you brought that perversion into this thread.

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« Reply #24536 on: July 11, 2012, 07:52:12 PM »
atramental do you still post on gaf or am i just somehow managing to avoid you?

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« Reply #24537 on: July 11, 2012, 07:52:31 PM »
another month, another thread about people bashing blade runner like the idiots they are

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« Reply #24538 on: July 11, 2012, 07:57:50 PM »
You have a sick, sick mind Atramental. This was a light-hearted chat until you brought that perversion into this thread.


atramental do you still post on gaf or am i just somehow managing to avoid you?
I requested a 3 month ban so I could focus on summer school and work.

I'll be back by the end of August.


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« Reply #24539 on: July 11, 2012, 08:06:00 PM »
i miss ur posting.