Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6222849 times)

lennedsay · « **Reply #3660 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:26:01 PM »

Between that thread and the last few pages of the killed dog thread, GAF are either morons or elaborate trolls.

Dude's puppy was shot by an asshole who let his own dogs shit in OP's yard. There are people in there saying he has no right to be upset because he's probably killed a rat or mouse before and they're all animals. WTF?! A random mouse or rat is not someone's lost pet. This puppy was. But until dogs can space travel, they are equal to random mice/rats and inferior to humans.

Real talk: if one of those assholes were in a burning house with my dog, and I had time to rescue one, I wouldn't even hesitate.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3661 on:** June 23, 2011, 01:01:07 PM »

Good lord, you just made me go and read the dog one. I really don't understand GAF. If it was a news story about someone torturing a dog no one would defend that shit. But it seems like people keep their mouth shut in those threads or maybe it's the same people with hypocritical views. I dunno.

Like the sterilization thread. People are in there condemning it but there are tons of people in the home invasion thread arguing "got what they deserved" and "weeded a bad strain out". whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3662 on:** June 23, 2011, 08:01:31 PM »

LOL at you dodes trying to figure GAF out. It's a bunch of pseudointellectual obese narcissists who will never get further than assistant manager at a gamestop; a pack of social rejects who like to one up each other by showing who is the most outraged at any given event. You can pretty much connect the dots from there.

Himu · « **Reply #3663 on:** June 23, 2011, 08:32:27 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435043

he was high when he made this topic, though it raises a good point

lennedsay · « **Reply #3664 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:30:18 PM »

http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=435029&page=10

Everybody hates Gaborn yet he and his awful thread-making ability live on. Who's dick is he sucking? He must be pretty good at it. I wish he made a thread about that with all of his tips (

).

brob · « **Reply #3665 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 23, 2011, 08:32:27 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435043

he was high when he made this topic, though it raises a good point

and from that spawned a great devolution thread. gg to the weedhead.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3666 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:31:18 AM »

*Amirox tells people not to thread whine*

*amirox proceeds to whine about threads in the gaming section*

Mupepe · « **Reply #3667 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:46:48 AM »

welp, got on GAF this morning to find out I'm banned for a month for laughing at Justin Beiber getting "assaulted"

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #3668 on:** June 24, 2011, 01:45:54 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on June 23, 2011, 10:30:18 PM

http://secondapps.com/neogaf/showthread.php?t=435029&page=10

Everybody hates Gaborn yet he and his awful thread-making ability live on. Who's dick is he sucking? He must be pretty good at it. I wish he made a thread about that with all of his tips ().

It's like his purpose in life is to shit on my day.

Boogie · « **Reply #3669 on:** June 24, 2011, 08:37:58 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435165

OP: Iranian authorities giving condoms for criminals to rape jailed activists.

lexi: pfft, more humane than the USA. Rape happens there, and the prisoners don't get condoms.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3670 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:24:50 PM »

Haha, she wants to remind everyone that we're in glass houses in regards to that argument. Its more about her self-righteous indignation than standing against the actual occurrence of rape in prison systems.

Boogie · « **Reply #3671 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:46:36 PM »

GR

You have come far, my son...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3672 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:49:35 PM »

Lexi fell into that trap so easily.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3673 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:30:55 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 24, 2011, 09:49:35 PM

Lexi fell into that trap so easily.

Oh you!

Who's alt is Fisticuffs? "Hoooolllly shit woman, get help"

Himu · « **Reply #3674 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM »

that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

Himu · « **Reply #3675 on:** June 25, 2011, 08:57:48 AM »

it's a shame a man of his caliber and talent has to waste away because of a bomb like shenmue. Team Andromeda and Sonic Team (early 90's) aside, this man and his team's games are practically what built up (in my mind) the Sega I fell in love with.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3676 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:57:52 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM

that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

blame me for posting the first GIF

and also making many of the GIFs used

i'm only upset with the people posting non applicable GIFs

Rman · « **Reply #3677 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:15:03 AM »

I just find it funny that Shenmue fans still hold out hope for the third installment. It's time to give it up, guys. No offense, Himuro.

archie4208 · « **Reply #3678 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:21:21 AM »

Wasn't there a Shenmue cell phone game in development? There goes your Shenmue 3.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3679 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 25, 2011, 11:57:15 AM

Why's that?

also: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28846363&postcount=61

BrandNew

lennedsay · « **Reply #3680 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:32:18 PM »

BrandNew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3681 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »

Wow I'm surprised I wasn't banned for that

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3682 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:19:13 PM »

You were probably saved from bannage on account of lexi derailing the thread.

brob · « **Reply #3683 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:20:26 PM »

go harder Brandnew. you can only truly know how far you can go before you get banned when you have been banned.

Himu · « **Reply #3684 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:08:31 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2011, 10:57:52 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 25, 2011, 02:54:29 AM
that fish vag thread is awful

one dude posts a hilarious fake post, so they spend like 4 pages quoting him and posting random gifs

jesus christ

edit: i just realized. GAF IS FYAD.

blame me for posting the first GIF

and also making many of the GIFs used

i'm only upset with the people posting non applicable GIFs

I don't got a problem with you posting the gif, because you started it and it was purely applicable and understandable. What I don't understand is why people have to post 5 pages of gifs instead of staying on topic and making the thread about foul smell poontang.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3685 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:09:50 PM »

Most people on GAF haven't had any poontang, let alone foul smelling. Resorting to .gifs and memes is about all they can do.

Powerslave · « **Reply #3686 on:** June 25, 2011, 09:53:36 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 25, 2011, 09:09:50 PM

Most people on GAF haven't had any poontang, let alone foul smelling. Resorting to .gifs and memes is about all they can do.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3687 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:46:42 PM »

I love that pic

edit: also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28851098&postcount=89

Yeah, but at least I'm not a weeabü

Shuri · « **Reply #3688 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:58:51 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3689 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:55:31 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433345

beggars cant be choosers

naff · « **Reply #3690 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:38:17 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 25, 2011, 11:46:42 PM

I love that pic

edit: also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28851098&postcount=89

Yeah, but at least I'm not a weeabü

he can't handle the truth

also appropriate for that thread
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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3691 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:06:31 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on June 26, 2011, 05:55:31 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433345

beggars cant be choosers

Something sad about shooting a squirt gun at a CPU that doesn't exist in reality. This must be the average Wii users face when playing Go Vacation!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3692 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on June 26, 2011, 01:42:53 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435239

Worst Gaborn thread yet.

I think "Gaborn" is actually a news aggregator/chat bot designed to make gay people appear as annoying as possible.

Himu · « **Reply #3693 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:38:01 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #3694 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:43:44 PM »

I went out because I went on account suicide. I expressed as much here in this thread. I wasn't trying to be funny or witty. I just wanted to get out as fast as possible and making fun of that skank of an attention whore was the best way -- to ME -- to get out. I knew I wouldn't get out of that unscathed and it worked.

Maximus · « **Reply #3695 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 26, 2011, 03:43:44 PM

I went out because I went on account suicide. I expressed as much here in this thread. I wasn't trying to be funny or witty. I just wanted to get out as fast as possible and making fun of that skank of an attention whore was the best way -- to ME -- to get out. I knew I wouldn't get out of that unscathed and it worked.

Quote from: Powerslave on June 25, 2011, 09:53:36 PM

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Himu · « **Reply #3696 on:** June 26, 2011, 05:17:13 PM »

and who the fuck are you?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #3697 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:47:15 PM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #3698 on:** June 26, 2011, 07:33:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435308

Curse

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #3699 on:** June 26, 2011, 08:28:39 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435314

omfg

Himu · « **Reply #3700 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:48:08 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 26, 2011, 08:28:39 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435314

omfg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3701 on:** June 26, 2011, 10:46:53 PM »

Not cool BrandKnew. Lexi is going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in that thread, but it's no excuse for insults like that $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3702 on:** June 27, 2011, 12:25:35 AM »

oh shut up

also: bimonthly gaf Tip Thread™ http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387004&page=21

brob · « **Reply #3703 on:** June 27, 2011, 12:50:16 AM »

I've never tipped anyone, barring leaving the change because I don't want a fuckton of coins. come at me bros

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people are actually paid by their employers here

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3704 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:14:17 AM »

I always tip. I've never ordered a pizza to my house though. But like at restaurants I always tip. 10-20% typically. 15% for average/good service, 20% for awesome service; 10% for meh/poor service.

For haircuts it depends on who I have. I give my regular barber some big tips because he comes through for me so much; I can be running late due to work, get there 20 minutes after it closes and still get a cut; imo dedication like that deserves extra. Although I was kinda bummed last time because he cut my hair against the grain, which wiped out my natural waves

Himu · « **Reply #3705 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:25:56 AM »

always tip whoever messes with your food or does your food. ALWAYS.

lennedsay · « **Reply #3706 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:33:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2011, 01:14:17 AM

I always tip. I've never ordered a pizza to my house though. But like at restaurants I always tip. 10-20% typically. 15% for average/good service, 20% for awesome service; 10% for meh/poor service.

For haircuts it depends on who I have. I give my regular barber some big tips because he comes through for me so much; I can be running late due to work, get there 20 minutes after it closes and still get a cut; imo dedication like that deserves extra. Although I was kinda bummed last time because he cut my hair against the grain, which wiped out my natural waves

wat

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3707 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:35:48 AM »

I always pick it up at the pizza place

lennedsay · « **Reply #3708 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:08:57 AM »

I sometimes pick my pizza up at the place, but I don't think you can be American and never have pizza delivered.

I mean, maybe I'm crazy because I order my pizzas with a side of awkward, but for those who don't have delivery boy ex-bfs, I'd think all people in urban and suburban US would have a pizza delivered to their house at one point or another.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3709 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:12:19 AM »

-never ordered pizza
-never watched The Simpsons

pilonv1 · « **Reply #3710 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:31:55 AM »

move to Australia, we dont tip and have decent minimum wages

Lerkaboi · « **Reply #3711 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:09:01 AM »

i only tip my hookers

Himu · « **Reply #3712 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:45:07 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 27, 2011, 02:12:19 AM

-never ordered pizza
-never watched The Simpsons

knew you weren't a virgin

Oblivion · « **Reply #3713 on:** June 27, 2011, 05:54:28 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435293&page=13

I got yo back, Himu.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3714 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:09:13 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 26, 2011, 08:28:39 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435314

omfg

It's not Peach's fault. Anyone who would pay nintendo to save her 19 time is the real sucker.

Himu · « **Reply #3715 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:21:48 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 27, 2011, 05:54:28 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=435293&page=13

I got yo back, Himu.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28885793&postcount=646

i just did one of those anime laughs where you like, laugh while biting your lip

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3716 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:35:27 AM »

i feel i died on gaf before my time. for all the shit i did, i got banned for the adblock nonsense.

Himu · « **Reply #3717 on:** June 27, 2011, 09:45:56 AM »

Why do people think I'm a sexist, hate women, or whatever?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3718 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:03:21 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 27, 2011, 09:41:18 AM

I dunno, I thought it was kind of awesome. Like a mob boss getting taken down on parking violations.

hey thanks for equating me to a mob boss. that's pretty rad.

i like to compare it to Omar on The Wire, myself.

Himu · « **Reply #3719 on:** June 27, 2011, 10:04:52 AM »

I always defended you on gaf, fistful. I LOVE YOU. You are a BRO.

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