Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5968392 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #4440 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:54:19 PM »

Exactly! The dog is also more innocent. Chances are that person has raped someone or killed someone. I'm not taking the chance of saving a rapist/murderer!

Himu · « **Reply #4441 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:55:05 PM »

Dogs kill people too.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4442 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:57:49 PM »

Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4443 on:** July 07, 2011, 02:58:39 PM »

Dogs don't have the same moral compass that humans do to determine right and wrong (at least our definition of right and wrong).

Mupepe · « **Reply #4444 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 07, 2011, 02:57:49 PM

Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?

Bush would find a way to start a war anyways. He was catapulted into office by the military industrial complex elite for that very reason.

Hitler would end up hating Mexicans, not Jews. It'd be a little harder for him to roll into Mexico instead of Poland. So I'm okay with that.

My dog is badass so either way I save him.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4445 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 07, 2011, 03:00:22 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 07, 2011, 02:57:49 PM
Okay, what if, like, it was your dog and Hitler, which would you save? BUT it's actually a young Hitler so he hasn't done anything bad yet. Also, if you don't save Hitler, he is sucked up through a vortex just before being hit by the train and becomes bitter, thus leading to the Holocaust. And if you save your dog, he eventually goes on to randomly attack one of the 9/11 hijackers at an airport, thus exposing the plot and keeping the Twin Towers from being destroyed [and also to George Bush being a little known one-term President, which also means no war in Afghanistan or Iraq].

So...dog or person?
Bush would find a way to start a war anyways. He was catapulted into office by the military industrial complex elite for that very reason.

Hitler would end up hating Mexicans, not Jews. It'd be a little harder for him to roll into Mexico instead of Poland. So I'm okay with that.

Sorry, but the vortex makes Hilter crazy, so regardless of what nationality or ethnicity you are, he still thinks that you're a Jew.

Also, foiling the 9/11 plot leads to Bin Laden carrying out an assassination of GWB. It fails, but GWB is seriously injured. Dick Cheney assumes office but is immediately impeached. In a landslide victory, you become President, since everyone thinks it was you who stopped 9/11 and not your dog.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4446 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:06:26 PM »

So I'm pretty much saving the dog. Fuck people. They're terrible and only deserve to be fucked.

archie4208 · « **Reply #4447 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »

Dogs

Himu · « **Reply #4448 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:24:27 PM »

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

Tasty · « **Reply #4449 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 07, 2011, 02:51:39 PM

nah fuck that. My dog is part of my family. It's not just an animal that's disposable and forgettable. And he most definitely would understand the implications of me saving him. I take it you've never had a pet, have you?

I've had many pets. I just never felt they were equals.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4450 on:** July 07, 2011, 03:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2011, 03:24:27 PM

I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.

I would. Sorry, stranger. I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog? Relative (most likely).

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4451 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 07, 2011, 03:27:51 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2011, 03:24:27 PM
I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.
I would. Sorry, stranger. I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog? Relative (most likely).

What if it was Selena Gomez or your dog?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4452 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:06:46 PM »

Selena Gomez without a doubt. But she'd never make it back to her family. Locked up in my closet

Himu · « **Reply #4453 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:33:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 07, 2011, 03:27:51 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2011, 03:24:27 PM
I like animals but I'm not sure about putting them above people. Well, some people that is.
I would. Sorry, stranger. I'll sleep fine at night.

Now if it's a sibling/child/parent/distant relative or the dog? Relative (most likely).

So is the dog new to you to or is it your dog?

Mupepe · « **Reply #4454 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:34:53 PM »

Doesn't matter. I don't adopt a child and have a trial period where after say 6 months I decide to love them as a real part of the family. It's a commitment from the beginning!

Himu · « **Reply #4455 on:** July 07, 2011, 04:40:49 PM »

What? Oh, I didn't read the first post of that gaf thread. Yeah, dog easily.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4456 on:** July 07, 2011, 05:27:51 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125392&postcount=3209

Tasty · « **Reply #4457 on:** July 07, 2011, 05:34:25 PM »

She's kind of flat but damn she makes it work for her. She's pretty cute.

brob · « **Reply #4458 on:** July 07, 2011, 05:53:50 PM »

I have seen that logo on the hoodie before somewhere... I think? Anyone wanna help me out?

etiolate · « **Reply #4459 on:** July 07, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »

Why all the makeup? She do TV stuff?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4460 on:** July 07, 2011, 06:49:25 PM »

She also looks like jail bait.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4461 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:08:56 PM »

shes no koshiba

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4462 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:11:25 PM »

she's pretty great looking. i will agree

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4463 on:** July 07, 2011, 07:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on July 07, 2011, 06:42:37 PM

Walk down Hawthorne and you'll see 20 of those, at least. She's good looking, sure, but I feel you guys are over reacting.

We're talking gaming forum standards here, and she's by far the best looking female on the site, imo. Seriously, how many of those Hawthorne 20 post on GAF, man.

Himu · « **Reply #4464 on:** July 07, 2011, 08:59:48 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29144783&postcount=243

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4465 on:** July 07, 2011, 11:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2011, 08:59:48 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29144783&postcount=243

But what about the unique psychological terror gays face in having to not act gay, PD? What about that?

Oblivion · « **Reply #4466 on:** July 08, 2011, 02:37:14 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on July 07, 2011, 05:27:51 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125392&postcount=3209

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She is extremely pretty, even though she's lacking in terms of fun bags.

Would smash.

Oblivion · « **Reply #4467 on:** July 08, 2011, 02:51:03 AM »

Also, related to that:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29125401&postcount=3210

Sounds like someone's jellin...

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though she did say 'lol'

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4468 on:** July 08, 2011, 02:55:52 AM »

someone invite that melanie girl, I want to hit on her.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4469 on:** July 08, 2011, 05:59:31 AM »

Don't be a boobist Borys.

Don't remember the last time I've been with a girl that had smaller breasts then a C or D cup though.

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Boobies

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4470 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:02:08 AM »

Harsh DC, harsh.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4471 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:39:48 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 07, 2011, 09:47:48 AM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on July 07, 2011, 06:35:19 AM
Quote from: Sman on July 07, 2011, 05:24:28 AM
Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 06, 2011, 04:58:16 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 06, 2011, 04:56:35 PM
I love women with short hair, actually. Pretty awesome that my wife likes it.

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It helps that she doesn't look like devolution.

The Devolution hate runs very deep around here. She is mentionned in nearly every pages of this thread, regardless whether she did anything else at GAF or not.

Hey man, it's only a vocal minority (actually just one poster). The rest of us love her.

i wouldn't say i HATE anyone on the internet, but i find her online personality tremendously revolting

I just tend to dislike the easily offendable and asshurt people because it is a very passive aggressive attempt at getting power. It's probably rooted in the days of retail hell where some people would pretend to be easily offended at some relatively insignificant thing in hopes of getting some free shit. It's pure manipulation and I don't buy that someone has a hair trigger asshurt temper. In the case of Devolution, she just strikes me as passive aggressive and manipulative in hopes to sucker some guilty straight white men into feeling bad about themselves for her own personal gain.

magus · « **Reply #4472 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:55:36 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436567

CAN YOU DO IT BORE???

Sman · « **Reply #4473 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:29:43 AM »

There you go, guys, another quickie starring some of your favorite posters. I used an old background and hastily used a burn tool on the characters to make them fit better in this environment:

If you want it wallpaper-sized, just get it here:

http://i.imgur.com/wnBWU.jpg

And yes, I know at least one of them posts here, but these drawings are not meant to be personal attacks so it shouldn't be a problem.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4474 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:17:20 AM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #4475 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:20:02 AM »

Quote from: magus on July 08, 2011, 06:55:36 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436567

CAN YOU DO IT BORE???

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29154390&postcount=398

Looks like I'm a true gamer.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4476 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:28:31 AM »

Omfg @ image

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4477 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:51:01 AM »

I'm sorry but I've never seen clouds stache, she is cute.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4478 on:** July 08, 2011, 10:19:17 AM »

lunaclover

Diunx · « **Reply #4479 on:** July 08, 2011, 11:35:19 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 07, 2011, 02:49:36 PM

Quote from: Diunx on July 07, 2011, 01:26:32 PM
Quote from: Andrex on July 07, 2011, 03:15:59 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28870600&postcount=6

Now I think this is getting a little ridiculous.

Edit- Who the heck would choose the dog??

I would choose my dog without even thinking about it, why the hell would I save a stranger over someone I love?

Because a person is a person, like you are. Beyond being of the same ilk, from a more objective standpoint, the dog has less to offer society than a human. A dog couldn't say thank you for saving its life, either, and would be dead soon (soon being probably a few years) anyways.

My dog is more important than 99.9999999999999999999... of the human population of this planet to me and most people don't offer shit to society I doubt the stranger would be any different.

Diunx · « **Reply #4480 on:** July 08, 2011, 11:43:20 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 08, 2011, 09:06:36 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 08, 2011, 02:55:52 AM
someone invite that melanie girl, I want to hit on her.

I invited her and she said she'll check it out. I also said y'all won't be fawning over her in every post

Why did you lie to her?

Himu · « **Reply #4481 on:** July 08, 2011, 12:27:28 PM »

Quote from: Sman on July 08, 2011, 07:29:43 AM

There you go, guys, another quickie starring some of your favorite posters. I used an old background and hastily used a burn tool on the characters to make them fit better in this environment:

(Image removed from quote.)

If you want it wallpaper-sized, just get it here:

http://i.imgur.com/wnBWU.jpg

And yes, I know at least one of them posts here, but these drawings are not meant to be personal attacks so it shouldn't be a problem.

omg where is cloud?!?!?!??!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4482 on:** July 08, 2011, 12:29:07 PM »

Quote from: magus on July 08, 2011, 06:55:36 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=436567

CAN YOU DO IT BORE???

Post-Wii Nintendo? Easily.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4483 on:** July 08, 2011, 12:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Sman on July 08, 2011, 07:29:43 AM

There you go, guys, another quickie starring some of your favorite posters. I used an old background and hastily used a burn tool on the characters to make them fit better in this environment:

(Image removed from quote.)

If you want it wallpaper-sized, just get it here:

http://i.imgur.com/wnBWU.jpg

And yes, I know at least one of them posts here, but these drawings are not meant to be personal attacks so it shouldn't be a problem.

Cloud omg

Reb · « **Reply #4484 on:** July 08, 2011, 02:37:16 PM »

That's amazing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4485 on:** July 08, 2011, 03:09:56 PM »

DO IT DEMI

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #4486 on:** July 08, 2011, 03:19:32 PM »

Quote from: Sman on July 08, 2011, 07:29:43 AM

There you go, guys, another quickie starring some of your favorite posters. I used an old background and hastily used a burn tool on the characters to make them fit better in this environment:

(Image removed from quote.)

If you want it wallpaper-sized, just get it here:

http://i.imgur.com/wnBWU.jpg

And yes, I know at least one of them posts here, but these drawings are not meant to be personal attacks so it shouldn't be a problem.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4487 on:** July 08, 2011, 03:48:01 PM »

Amazingly accurate. Except for Cloud's 'stache, that belongs to Kagari-chwan~

brob · « **Reply #4488 on:** July 08, 2011, 05:43:48 PM »

smh. why y'all snitchin on your bro?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4489 on:** July 08, 2011, 05:49:45 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #4490 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:12:50 PM »

*facepalms*

Vertigo · « **Reply #4491 on:** July 08, 2011, 06:34:17 PM »

Andrex you do know that GAF mods read this site right?

Tasty · « **Reply #4492 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:07:21 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on July 08, 2011, 06:34:17 PM

Andrex you do know that GAF mods read this site right?

Oh right.

Well they're pretty dumb anyways if they hadn't figured that out.

Himu · « **Reply #4493 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:20:19 PM »

Edit your posts please.

Tasty · « **Reply #4494 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:30:16 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 08, 2011, 07:20:19 PM

Edit your posts please.

Sure, why not.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #4495 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:35:35 PM »

Don't tell anybody, but my alt is Amir0x. I've been threadshitting all I can and Evilore still loves me

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #4496 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:38:42 PM »

i have a alt on gaf now but im kinda grown up i dont relaly like it anymore

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #4497 on:** July 08, 2011, 08:26:29 PM »

I've got like a half dozen alts on GAF but some of them are so old (like 2004) that I can't even remember what password or email I used.

I probably only go over there like once or twice every couple months unless something big is going on like E3. Don't have much use for that place.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4498 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:23:45 PM »

haha what did andrex do? i didn't catch the posts before the edits.

Tasty · « **Reply #4499 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:42:51 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on July 08, 2011, 09:23:45 PM

haha what did andrex do? i didn't catch the posts before the edits.

Exposed <REDACTED>'s GAF alt, <REDACTED>.

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