Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6044727 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6840 on:** September 04, 2011, 09:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on September 04, 2011, 11:21:15 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30642374&postcount=5440

More like creepy rapist GAF.

He also totally looks like an older version of a guy I know.

I EAT BABIES

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6841 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on September 04, 2011, 11:21:15 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30642374&postcount=5440

More like creepy rapist GAF.

He also totally looks like an older version of a guy I know.

-Slightly oily/sweaty skin
-Razor burn on upper lip
-Blank stair with half-closed eyes
-Heavy, arched eyebrows
-Massive forehead
-Humorless smile
-Triangular shape of the face overall
-Very dark room

*shudder*

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6842 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:36:26 PM »

[youtube=560,345]Npngzbjxa8U[/youtube]

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6843 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:43:54 PM »

I'll never understand why he couldn't take a minute to wipe the sweat.

That is unless he started sweating the second he held up the camera, as the thought of thousands of people seeing his photo was nerve wracking.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6844 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:50:11 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 04, 2011, 10:24:03 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on September 04, 2011, 11:21:15 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30642374&postcount=5440

More like creepy rapist GAF.

He also totally looks like an older version of a guy I know.

-Slightly oily/sweaty skin
-Razor burn on upper lip
-Blank stair with half-closed eyes
-Heavy, arched eyebrows
-Massive forehead
-Humorless smile
-Triangular shape of the face overall
-Very dark room

*shudder*

I agree, a very disturbing photo. The sweatiness is the worst part.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6845 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:53:11 PM »

I kind of want a mask of his face to wear.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6846 on:** September 04, 2011, 10:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on September 04, 2011, 10:43:54 PM

I'll never understand why he couldn't take a minute to wipe the sweat.

That is unless he started sweating the second he held up the camera, as the thought of thousands of people seeing his photo was nerve wracking.

the flash made him sweat

Himu · « **Reply #6847 on:** September 05, 2011, 01:06:27 AM »

guys, puerto rico has no ac. how can you say that? he's living in third world conditions

Oblivion · « **Reply #6848 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:13:35 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 04, 2011, 10:36:26 PM

[youtube=560,345]Npngzbjxa8U[/youtube]

Oh, man. Haven't seen Chad "chadwarden" Warden in years. Brings back great memories.

Narag · « **Reply #6849 on:** September 05, 2011, 04:28:42 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443628

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6850 on:** September 05, 2011, 04:39:20 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6851 on:** September 05, 2011, 04:48:39 AM »

My favorite one as well.

etiolate · « **Reply #6852 on:** September 05, 2011, 05:23:26 AM »

archie4208 · « **Reply #6853 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:26:51 AM »

Why is Thomas the Train jelly of young love? :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6854 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:31:24 AM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6855 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:23:08 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443666

i don't understand why the OP sat down on the dudes hands. i'm trying to picture the situation and i can't parse out any logic in that turn of events. what's worse is that it's been asked by a few people but it seems nobody else finds it odd.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6856 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:31:17 PM »

I almost passed out laughing at the fan art thread. Although recognizing why most of them are funny only reaffirms my ubernerdness.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6857 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:39:41 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 05, 2011, 02:23:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443666

i don't understand why the OP sat down on the dudes hands. i'm trying to picture the situation and i can't parse out any logic in that turn of events. what's worse is that it's been asked by a few people but it seems nobody else finds it odd.

I think he says his hands were waiting in position. He's definitely insecure though and overreacted to what is essentially guys dicking around.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6858 on:** September 05, 2011, 06:58:48 PM »

What happened to your alt, the one with the mustached Drake avatar?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6859 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 05, 2011, 07:04:31 PM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on September 05, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
What happened to your alt, the one with the mustached Drake avatar?

Are you referring to me?

Yeah, didn't you have an Andro-something account?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6860 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:30:45 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 05, 2011, 07:27:48 PM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on September 05, 2011, 07:11:23 PM
Quote from: Green Man on September 05, 2011, 07:04:31 PM
Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on September 05, 2011, 06:58:48 PM
What happened to your alt, the one with the mustached Drake avatar?

Are you referring to me?

Yeah, didn't you have an Andro-something account?

No.

Sorry.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6861 on:** September 05, 2011, 08:34:34 PM »

No shar, you're right. He got that account permabanned for posting a porno pic in the npd gaf thread in exchange for Rygar's wine. Evilore was aware some borian was gonna do it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6862 on:** September 05, 2011, 09:28:58 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 05, 2011, 08:34:34 PM

No shar, you're right. He got that account permabanned for posting a porno pic in the npd gaf thread in exchange for Rygar's wine. Evilore was aware some borian was gonna do it.

you snitched didn't you?!

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6863 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:17:18 PM »

No, they read these forums, duder.

BlackMage · « **Reply #6864 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:27:58 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on September 05, 2011, 10:17:18 PM

No, they read these forums, duder.

a likely story.. too likely! I say GUILTY! BUURRNN HIM!!!

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6865 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:34:22 PM »

If I told on yall people you all might start behaving and what fun would that be?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6866 on:** September 05, 2011, 10:35:24 PM »

in theory, if you could suicide one way at gaf, what would it be?

obviously something on the gaming side

edit: wait, i can post porn and receive free bottles of wine?

Diunx · « **Reply #6867 on:** September 05, 2011, 11:45:05 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 05, 2011, 02:23:08 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443666

i don't understand why the OP sat down on the dudes hands. i'm trying to picture the situation and i can't parse out any logic in that turn of events. what's worse is that it's been asked by a few people but it seems nobody else finds it odd.

Yeah wtf is up with that? and who sits on someone's hands in the middle of a fight?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6868 on:** September 06, 2011, 12:17:56 AM »

omg I forgot about that

Who did that?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6869 on:** September 06, 2011, 12:51:42 AM »

can someone with a gaf account give me a solid?

I've been trying to login for a few minutes and whenever I do, it leeds me to an error page; doesn't even load up the site. I've been banned for three months but I forget the exact date I can come back. Can someone make a thread asking what the dealio is with my account, if I've been perma'd or its just a site issue?

Himu · « **Reply #6870 on:** September 06, 2011, 01:30:37 AM »

if you were permed, you'd still get a ban message that said ban lift: never

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6871 on:** September 06, 2011, 01:45:48 AM »

weird. oh well. I'll find out soon enough.

T-Short · « **Reply #6872 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:18:49 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 06, 2011, 12:51:42 AM

can someone with a gaf account give me a solid?

I've been trying to login for a few minutes and whenever I do, it leeds me to an error page; doesn't even load up the site. I've been banned for three months but I forget the exact date I can come back. Can someone make a thread asking what the dealio is with my account, if I've been perma'd or its just a site issue?

Try clearing your cache/cookies?

etiolate · « **Reply #6873 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:26:58 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443664

"Final fantasy and Metal Gear Solid"

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443707

"Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid"

They never learn.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #6874 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:57:49 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on September 06, 2011, 02:02:26 AM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on September 05, 2011, 10:35:24 PM
in theory, if you could suicide one way at gaf, what would it be?

obviously something on the gaming side

edit: wait, i can post porn and receive free bottles of wine?

If I still had a GAF account, and I wanted to suicide the account, I'd probably spam the My Little Pony thread with cock, and maybe some horse-fucking as well, though I don't think the lolz would be worth having to search for horse-fucking pics.

I see the appeal, but I may just be posting stuff they like. It would be funny to "pose" as a pony fan and over the course of a few days, get raunchier and raunchier until i straight up post pony rule 34 material. Too much effort though.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6875 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:15:19 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30705602&postcount=197

Oh, tiesto

Diunx · « **Reply #6876 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:24:46 PM »

isn't the game still turn based anyway?

magus · « **Reply #6877 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:28:30 PM »

you guys don't know the pains of a jrpg fan :'(

demi · « **Reply #6878 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:30:26 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443770

lol, what a surprise that "NintendoGal" (remember her site popping up occasionally?) is in fact a slovenly lazy housewife.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6879 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:50:56 PM »

Quote from: magus on September 06, 2011, 02:28:30 PM

you guys don't know the pains of a jrpg fan :'(

etiolate · « **Reply #6880 on:** September 06, 2011, 02:52:54 PM »

I think they'll change some things before release. Making it turn based MMO is kinda weird, but not allowing you to control your AI partner when it's turn based is even weirder.

Bebpo · « **Reply #6881 on:** September 06, 2011, 05:24:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 06, 2011, 02:30:26 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=443770

lol, what a surprise that "NintendoGal" (remember her site popping up occasionally?) is in fact a slovenly lazy housewife.

Two people H&W combining incomes will never have enough money to buy a $1,000 car again?

lol dirty poors lol

Even magus can do better than that I bet.

spindashing · « **Reply #6882 on:** September 06, 2011, 08:10:45 PM »

PhoenixDark, you're very uneducated.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6883 on:** September 06, 2011, 08:12:33 PM »

She doesn't have a job. Husband probably works 60 hours a week just to keep her in Wii games.

spindashing · « **Reply #6884 on:** September 06, 2011, 08:47:45 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 06, 2011, 08:40:58 PM

Quote from: spindashing on September 06, 2011, 08:10:45 PM
PhoenixDark, you're very uneducated.

And you're punk ass bitch, what's new?

I don't know you like that, fam.

~~I was talking about this, though.~~

Edit: Why can't I link properly here? Here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30719973&postcount=87 Got it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #6885 on:** September 06, 2011, 08:54:56 PM »

Ohai Spindashing

... Oh. Londa

spindashing · « **Reply #6886 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on September 06, 2011, 08:54:56 PM

Ohai Spindashing

... Oh. Londa

I don't get that girl sometimes.

Yo. Forgot I had an account here actually. Cool people all around.

Quote from: Wrath2X on September 06, 2011, 09:10:50 PM

Oh, you're still a punk ass bitch

My feelings are hurt; this is going straight to my xanga.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6887 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:22:55 PM »

I'm tired of Londa, figured I'd pounce. Welcome to the bore, my hipster black friend

Broseidon · « **Reply #6888 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:01:45 PM »

Thank god you changed your avatar back, PD.

Also, Spindashing in one of my favourite GAFers

lennedsay · « **Reply #6889 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:07:44 PM »

Just asking that questions mean you are unedumacated blah blah blah. I read whatever the fuck Londa said in the most ghetto ebonics known to man, finger snaps, head waving around and all. I'm jealous of your BGA, Londa. I only have mediocre WGA.

lennedsay · « **Reply #6890 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:21:49 PM »

Love you boo...

lennedsay · « **Reply #6891 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:29:08 PM »

I can't say anything (on GAF that is), because I'm a whitey, but...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30722905&postcount=159

Basically educated black women feel they should marry down (aka an uneducated black guy with a shit job to preserve race) rather than marry out (whitey with little cock and lotta money). But Londa is mad because some black men, both educated and uneducated, sometimes want to marry out (whitey) rather than marry down (Londa). Does this mean black dudes are smarter than black women, regardless of the level of education of both parties?

Oh yea, FYI I'm drunk, so I apologize for any and all racist and sexist comments.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6892 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:42:30 PM »

len

lennedsay · « **Reply #6893 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:46:09 PM »

FUCK THAT. I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE PLAYING WITH MY STATISTICS.

lennedsay · « **Reply #6894 on:** September 06, 2011, 10:59:20 PM »

My husband is a belligerent asshole, god love him.

Plus he masturbates furiously to Sony, so he won't fit in well here.

spindashing · « **Reply #6895 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:01:12 PM »

Late, but thanks for the welcome.

Londa is... I don't know. I met her through the Black Culture thread and initially I thought she was an alright chick. I've never seen her in Final Fantasy XI threads where apparently she acts a fool so there's that too. I don't know, it's just as time flew by I realized how much different my own opinions are from her. She just has a way of presenting herself in arguments that I find so irritating.

Loving how the thread backfired on her, though lol.

Narag · « **Reply #6896 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:04:07 PM »

I honestly thought she was a viral during the FFXIV beta.

demi · « **Reply #6897 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:04:12 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:59:20 PM

My husband is a belligerent asshole, god love him. Plus he masturbates furiously to Sony, so he won't fit in well here.

Is he fat? I can masturbate to him if you want.

lennedsay · « **Reply #6898 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:06:32 PM »

She acts like a typical girl in an argument.

[Insert rational thought process/argument.]
YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Insert another rational thought process/argument.]
UMMMM WOWW. BACKWERDZZZZZ.

Someday she's realize it's actually her that's the irrational one.

I'm just joking, she'll never realize that.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30719887&postcount=81 God damn PD, after actually reading the article and the thread, I about spit my salt-lined margarita across the living room ottoman in a bout of laughter.

[close]

Edit: No demi, he's pretty thin with a tiny beer belly. He does have the ass of a thick white girl though. Not nearly a black girl, but it'll do.

Broseidon · « **Reply #6899 on:** September 06, 2011, 11:15:57 PM »

Many people on GAF, myself included, believe that Londa has Aspergers or some learning difficulty.

Try reading her "arguments" with this in mind.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6044727 times)