The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I know he claimed to been laid a few years ago but I wasn't sure if that was with a prostitute or what.

I know one of his excuses was that his parents didn't get laid until their 30s so it was okay if he was a virgin in his 30s too

[Himu]

fresh prince he totally fucking lost it

[Third]

 

I know he claimed to been laid a few years ago but I wasn't sure if that was with a prostitute or what.

I know one of his excuses was that his parents didn't get laid until their 30s so it was okay if he was a virgin in his 30s too

Yeah, his women encounter stories are priceless. But he's lately just whining about the state of Opa ages and how shitty it has become.

[Himu]

cajole how dare you hate on MY sims like that. In The Sims you can finally get a girlfriend

[Himu]

i'm heated. i'm angry

I'M MAD

[Third]

People still play the sims 

[Himu]

I have like 70 hours clocked on steam for the sims 3.

i finally uninstalled the other day cuz boy i'm tired of this shit EA is pulling with the sims 3. installed sims 2 with all expansions from my collection, dawg. aw yeahhhhh.

[Third]

 
himu u so crazy sometimes

[Himu]

Look, I would discard The Sims if SOME other company would have the sense to make a life simulator to compete. Good simulators are few and far between these days and they're still more of a game than stuff like Heavy Shit.

[CajoleJuice]

cajole how dare you hate on MY sims like that. In The Sims you can finally get a girlfriend

i play simcity so i can have a city full of imaginary girlfriends

[Himu]

god i hope sim city turns out to be good. i will rage if it sucks. we can have each other, and a bottle of whatever hard liquor you prefer if it does dude. but since it's maxis and not EA developing, I got hope. I GOT HOPE.

[Third]

What about second life?

I can't stand playing these simulators. But I like to watch when people are playing them. 

he changed his fucking avatar

 

[Himu]

Second Life? Isn't that some stupid game for people who actually want to DATE their virtual person? That is some straight up kinky shit.

I like The Sims because I can roleplay and give them specific directives, like create a gold digging  housewife who has had 5 husbands and has murdered each and every one, getting a fat stack of cash in the long run and being haunted by their ghosts. Before I uninstalled Sims 3, I erased every single thing on my Sims' lot, they only lived on park benches and had no toilet/shower. The whole point was to make them live in squalor and poverty and have them eventually rise in the social ladder. That shit was HARD and real rewarding. But, of course, being it was The Sims 3 - that cunt mother fucker of a buggy game - my save file ended up being corrupted. GJ EA!!!

[brob]

the sims is a day-dreaming tool for women too fat to walk around in ikea

[Himu]

The Sims is also a game for people who have active imaginations, like sandbox games, and want to see little virtual people suffer.

[Third]

Second Life? Isn't that some stupid game for people who actually want to DATE their virtual person? That is some straight up kinky shit.

I like The Sims because I can roleplay and give them specific directives, like create a gold digging  housewife who has had 5 husbands and has murdered each and every one, getting a fat stack of cash in the long run and being haunted by their ghosts. Before I uninstalled Sims 3, I erased every single thing on my Sims' lot, they only lived on park benches and had no toilet/shower. The whole point was to make them live in squalor and poverty and have them eventually rise in the social ladder. That shit was HARD and real rewarding. But, of course, being it was The Sims 3 - that cunt mother fucker of a buggy game - my save file ended up being corrupted. GJ EA!!!

The people I know who play the Sims always cheat in the game. Unlimited money and shit.
You seem pretty hardcore with this. 

[Himu]

Fuck that. I used a cheat to take away all of their money. No rich mother fuckers in my game.

[BitsKibbles]

The Sims is also a game for people who have active imaginations, like sandbox games, and want to see little virtual people suffer.

I spend hours making homes, towns, dressing up my sims and putting them in homes, towns, etc.
I spend considerably less time actually playing sim families.  That may change with this next expansion.

[Himu]

I barely touch customizing homes. Too much busy work. I'd rather role play.

I'm not bothering with Supernatural and I may never install Sims 3 ever again. The entire thing is such a step down from Sims 2. The other week when I started my new game, when I created my family like 2 neighbors came over to say hello. On Sims 2, when I started up a new family last weekend, like 10-12 people came over. And that's just in the first few minutes of play!

[Shaka Khan]

you guys are fucking lame

post more about your sims, plz

Eviscerated.

[tiesto]

You mean Melissa? She's hot. And her posting was quite cute

How can anyone's postings be considered 'cute'?

What an odd thing to say.

Cute as in sympathetic. Guys could say basically anything to her and she always laughed them off. Instead of cursing them into oblivion.

Waychel "the fivehead" is still the cutest one though. But the girl was way too soft for these forums.

Oh yeah that girl was really cute... wasn't she gonna press charges against NeoGAF or something at one point?

[Lan]

this page is shitty.

woooooo internet egos gone wild!!!

You forgot to toss a bra.

true cause you don't need one.

Sorry you gotta wear one even to bed. How's your back?

Anyway I'm here cause some folks are cool.

lol thats some real good imagination you have there. Seems to come out the most when people are mad.

[Himu]

CAT FIGHT

[fistfulofmetal]

a big tittied angry black chick vs. a skinny flat angry white chick

time to pick a side.

[Lan]

I would have to actually be mad to be in a fight.

I'm just humoring her. If anything, she has more invested in her carefully crafted internet persona than I do. In-fact I have no online persona. I just don't have that much time (or a single care) to waste, hunched over, drooling for the next reply on a forum.

[Lan]

a big tittied angry black chick vs. a skinny flat angry white chick

time to pick a side.

Where are you guys getting this from? Is it because I'm black? Does black equal big titties now a days? Love all you cute shut-ins (and fake feminist). 

[fistfulofmetal]

devo implied you had large breasts. i have no other frame of reference for you so i'm going with that.

[Himu]

I'm sure fistful got it from the fact you mentioned Devo's cup size, so he figured you're the opposite.

[fistfulofmetal]

himu it would only be fair (and racially sensitive) if you sided with the white girl and i sided with the black girl.

[Lan]

I'm sure fistful got it from the fact you mentioned Devo's cup size, so he figured you're the opposite.

naw I was just replying because she said I need to toss my bra.

to be clear I do not know her cup size and I would like it to stay that way.

[fistfulofmetal]

so you're saying you have small breasts then? lets discuss this.

[Lan]

himu it would only be fair (and racially sensitive) if you sided with the white girl and i sided with the black girl.

I'm sure your heart is in the right place  but no thanks

[Brehvolution]

My $0.02 is that, judging by pics posted on gaf, Devo isn't flat. She's not over or under proportional to her body size. Seems normal to me.

[Inspector Thatcher]

I'm sure fistful got it from the fact you mentioned Devo's cup size, so he figured you're the opposite.

naw I was just replying because she said I need to toss my bra.

to be clear I do not know her cup size and I would like it to stay that way.

I'm not sure it matters.  My experience is that the mere mention of boobs will take up pages upon pages of...oh look shiny car.

[Himu]

hips/legs/booty/lips/eyes > boobs

[fistfulofmetal]

i like girls too

[Himu]

eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hips > boobs > ass/legs

admit it, cock > all o' dat

[fistfulofmetal]

negative, i'm not a queer.

[Himu]

i'll make you one yet. it's the bore's way.



edit: bebpo don't click during a business meeting

[Joe Molotov]

i'll make you one yet. it's the bore's way.



edit: bebpo don't click during a business meeting

Too late, Bebpo just clicked that right in the middle of his great-aunt's funeral.

[etiolate]

[Himu]

i'll make you one yet. it's the bore's way.



edit: bebpo don't click during a business meeting

Too late, Bebpo just clicked that right in the middle of his great-aunt's funeral.

well luckily he can pretend it didn't come from him if he has a big family, maybe Uncle Levi is just like that.

[Momo]

The thing I look out for most in a woman that I want to spend time with is that she is not fucking stupid.
The thing I look out for most in a woman that I want to pound is hips, ass, dark hair and good skin.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39314428&postcount=112

I can only begin to imagine the smug look this poster had on their face as they posted that.

Imagine the other guys smug look when he catches on that only a dirty poor or someone soon to be fired from his job has that much time to compose a post.

[snesfreak]

edit: i fucked up! wait plz

http://www.pasteall.org/32958

#nintengaf log during a part of E3 .. 11k lines of pure lameness

Pathetic, childish, etc etc.
Basically, go fuck yourself you worthless little cunt.
I knew what you were doing, and I'm not surprised to see you posted this shit.
You fit right in with the #ga assholes, bunch of immature little douchebags.

[BlueTsunami]

eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hips > boobs > ass/legs

admit it, cock > all o' dat

Considering ruzbehs affliction

large collection of and alphabetically organized NES cartridges > eyes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hips > boobs > ass/legs

[Himu]

who the fuck is going to read a bunch of nin-fan wank

get another shitty nintendo tat, shuri.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

18:48 <@AceBandage> Like how awesome Miiverse is

 

[Joe Molotov]

[BlueTsunami]

What, you guys don't find talking about first party Nintendo titles to pin like approximation of other Nintendo fans for the next seven years appealing?

[Momo]

Can we wordfilter Electronic Arts to Nintendo or vice versa so we can collect and channel all our hate more efficiently? Would donate $0.99 to demi's paypal

[Purple Filth]

18:48 <@AceBandage> Like how awesome Miiverse is

 

Not surprising to be honest

[Shaka Khan]

Purple Filth: What's your GAF handle? PM me your answer.

[Kabouter]

People still play the sims 

Presumably, the attraction is that it's the only big budget game that isn't a cover shooter yet.

[Third]

Don't know what's worse. Dudebro games or games for girls. 
The Sims is often played by girls, let's be honest here. Himu is basically a 15 year old girl trapped in a man's body.

But I like Nintendo* games, so I can't judge actually.  :'(

*except Pokemon

[Timber]

Pathetic, childish, etc etc.
Basically, go fuck yourself you worthless little cunt.
I knew what you were doing, and I'm not surprised to see you posted this shit.
You fit right in with the #ga assholes, bunch of immature little douchebags.

[BlueTsunami]

Pathetic, childish, etc etc.
Basically, go fuck yourself you worthless little cunt.
I knew what you were doing, and I'm not surprised to see you posted this shit.
You fit right in with the #ga assholes, bunch of immature little douchebags.

(Image removed from quote.)

How am I just now reading that snes should'a thrown in a curse on himu's heirs

[Tasty]

this page is shitty.

woooooo internet egos gone wild!!!

You forgot to toss a bra.

true cause you don't need one.

devo ether'd

By Londa no less. Times are changing. 

[tiesto]

Boobs have to be proportional for me... like if the girl is chubby she needs to have big boobs to balance it... same if a girl is petite, I prefer small boobs... Face is the most important for me. Also pale skin, fair hair and glasses helps

[Verdigris Murder]

Grapefruit sized is probably the best, I should know, as I've bedded many a beauteous lady.