The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[D3RANG3D]

OP, do you have Aspbergers? Serious question.

From that embarrassing Steve Jobs Weeeeeooooooo thread.

[tiesto]

I see marc^o^ crazy shit has been posted. This guy has been on fire since E3 with the nintendo threads.

Isn't this guy about 35yrs old with kids?

Wasn't that Kittowny? Seems like the older fanboys get the more batshit they get

[The Sceneman]

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had to read that twice before I figured it out. Kinda ironic, given the translation

[DCharlieJP]

Wasn't that Kittowny? Seems like the older fanboys get the more batshit they get

let the records show that i'm 37

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39357410&postcount=230

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39357442&postcount=231

 

[Eel O'Brian]

had to read that twice before I figured it out. Kinda ironic, given the translation

whoever did it bitched it on "inherit," though

*inherent

[Eel O'Brian]

And one more thing I would like now to state on this Wii U announcement day memorable perhaps not only for you Nintendo fans. I have often been a prophet in my life and was generally laughed at. During my struggle for power, the Sony and MS fans primarily received with laughter my prophecies that I would someday assume the leadership of the console market and thereby of the entire retail sector and then, among many other things, achieve a solution of the Sony/MS problem. I suppose that meanwhile the laughter of Sonyry in the world market that resounded then is probably already choking in their throats. [applause; Hitler coughs]

Today I want to be a prophet again. If international finance Sonyry within Europe and abroad should succeed once more in plunging the peoples into a console race, then the consequence will be not the Microsoftevization of the world and therewith a victory of Sonyry, but on the contrary, the destruction of all MS/Sony fans in the world.
 

[Joe Molotov]

Apple x Nintendo fanfic? Oh lawd have mercy! 

[Broseidon]

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And a tag, too!

[Broseidon]

So what are the odds on this guy drowning his kids in the bath when the Weeyoo flops?

[TakingBackSunday]

the motherfucker has kids?

He must actually be a true mother fucker

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=39365501#post39365501

[Shaka Khan]

And a tag, too!

It's not the most flattering, but at least it's a cock reference.

[Verdigris Murder]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=39365501#post39365501

I really like ECGs style.

[Himu]

i did not read a single word of that. sometimes i think he tries too hard.

[fistfulofmetal]

par for the course for crushed.

[Robo]

i did not read a single word of that. sometimes i think he tries too hard.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's Ayn Rand, but he Ctrl+H'd "man" with "console".

[close]

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133903&page=7

[Himu]

Ayn Rand? No wonder I started to snore as soon as I read it. Sorry bro.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480607

creep defense crew

[Verdigris Murder]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133903&page=7

Gays? I guess, what's the story behind the quote.

[Verdigris Murder]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480607

creep defense crew

Don't even start to pretend that gerls don't find this hot.

That's ends my quoting posts quota for the moment.

[Bebpo]

Someone linked this in that thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37949597&postcount=202

and all I have to say is that Ivysaur is way hotter than I expected for a hardcore jrpg player.  I dunno, I don't usually associate people playing jrpgs like Baten Kaitos to look like starting Quarterbacks, so that's pretty cool that he bucks the stereotype.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480607

creep defense crew

there's nothing illegal about taking pictures of people in public.

and there shouldn't be anything illegal about using those pictures for personal use, whatever the use is.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480607

creep defense crew

there's nothing illegal about taking pictures of people in public.

and there shouldn't be anything illegal about using those pictures for personal use, whatever the use is.

This is a matter very close to your heart, isn't it?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How Steve Jobs would have presented Wii U at E3
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=480527

This.is.not.life

Goddamn.  Thanks to Nintendo's piss poor Wii U showing, I'm getting more entertainment from Nintards than I ever thought I would get.

[Verdigris Murder]

So the female journalist who was ravished by foreign beast-men.

[fistfulofmetal]

This is a matter very close to your heart, isn't it?

i don't think actions that don't affect other people should be illegal.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Shut up you losers.  Let's get back to making fun of Nintendo fans.

[Broseidon]

Sounds good.

Kick us off.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39368430&postcount=462

[Joe Molotov]

Laughing at the Wii U is now considered a personal attack.

[Broseidon]

 

Edit: to Nintards it is. Nintendo and it's products are a part of their personal identity.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Which is funny because he wrote this insane shit a couple of pages back: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1520160#msg1520160

Dude's losing it.  Where is costanza when you need him?

[Himu]

Haha HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY PREFERRED CORPORATION. Any laugh towards them is a laugh towards me!

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371863&postcount=42

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39372318&postcount=508

Many feels were had this day.

[Shadow Mod]

Just post a pic of that woman from the N conference as a rebuttal to anything.

[Eel O'Brian]

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373118&postcount=235

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371741&postcount=619

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373118&postcount=235

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371741&postcount=619

Hope you posted that on GAF too.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373118&postcount=235

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371741&postcount=619

Hope you posted that on GAF too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373427&postcount=640

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

snesfreak was costanza's bitch for the longest time, wasn't he? I seem to remember him defending costanza during the whole Harmon thing.

Yeah, he's costanza's butt buddy.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39372318&postcount=508

Many feels were had this day.

It was stupid to make that log but man, snes is quite the bitch.

A big ass log that I was never bothered to read to begin with.

"Why you be spying on my IRC channel?! Waah!"

Gowurlfriend go get laid, buy a vibrator, adopt a cat or something.

I really hope he's a teenager, that's the only way I can excuse his disturbing internet behavior. I also advise people to stop confronting him, because he's the type of bitch you'll always look stupid arguing/talking to.

[tiesto]

Someone linked this in that thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37949597&postcount=202

and all I have to say is that Ivysaur is way hotter than I expected for a hardcore jrpg player.  I dunno, I don't usually associate people playing jrpgs like Baten Kaitos to look like starting Quarterbacks, so that's pretty cool that he bucks the stereotype.

Yeah, I would probably be a better fit for the average RPG player. I don't really know too many hardcore RPG players around here, the ones that I do know look like your typical average non-guido LI guy.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373118&postcount=235

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371741&postcount=619

[Oblivion]

wait how do we lan has big titties?

she could be lying

From the pics I've seen of her, yeah she's lying.  :'(

You seem to have a lot of pics of people (Image removed from quote.)

Nah, I've just seen em in the post your pics thread on gaf. With the ratio of the wimmenz to non-wimmenz, it's not too hard to keep track of the former, especially if they turn out to be hot.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39373118&postcount=235

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39371741&postcount=619

This is some scumbag shit man

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39374065&postcount=651

[Shaka Khan]

15 posts.

Registered yesterday, got approved on the same day.

A gaffer PMed me and vouched for him

This is pretty funny.

[Trurl]

15 posts.

Registered yesterday, got approved on the same day.

Why was he banned?  It's easy to imagine that he's a misogynist and his posts had a bit of a "what do you cupcakes have to say about this?" vibe, but I don't see anything explicitly offensive.  Was he banned on a hunch for where his posts may have gone?  Were some of his posts deleted?  Have I missed the offending post?

Edit:  I suppose that entering that particular thread with an arguably combative tone is odd.  The ban still seems rash to me. Oh well.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39372318&postcount=508

Many feels were had this day.

It was stupid to make that log but man, snes is quite the bitch.

A big ass log that I was never bothered to read to begin with.

"Why you be spying on my IRC channel?! Waah!"

Gowurlfriend go get laid, buy a vibrator, adopt a cat or something.

I really hope he's a teenager, that's the only way I can excuse his disturbing internet behavior. I also advise people to stop confronting him, because he's the type of bitch you'll always look stupid arguing/talking to.

Haha, that post was like two weeks old and no one even read it before he came in here to rage about it. He's obviously not very secure in his console orientation.

[Oblivion]

Okay, I JUST checked out the beginning of that Nintendo/Steve Jobs thread.

Holy shit. I mean, HOLY. SHIT. o_0

[Shaka Khan]

There were a few people chastising everyone for mocking him, and trying to compliment his writing. I thought it was sweet. Like the unconditional maternal love towards your distinguished mentally-challenged child. "You're just special, Timmy. Almost too special!"

[Shadow Mod]

15 posts.

Registered yesterday, got approved on the same day.

Why was he banned?  It's easy to imagine that he's a misogynist and his posts had a bit of a "what do you cupcakes have to say about this?" vibe, but I don't see anything explicitly offensive.  Was he banned on a hunch for where his posts may have gone?  Were some of his posts deleted?  Have I missed the offending post?

Edit:  I suppose that entering that particular thread with an arguably combative tone is odd.  The ban still seems rash to me. Oh well.

Had a pretty clear agenda and was shitting up the girlgaf thread.

[Vertigo]

15 posts.

Registered yesterday, got approved on the same day.

Why was he banned?  It's easy to imagine that he's a misogynist and his posts had a bit of a "what do you cupcakes have to say about this?" vibe, but I don't see anything explicitly offensive.  Was he banned on a hunch for where his posts may have gone?  Were some of his posts deleted?  Have I missed the offending post?

Edit:  I suppose that entering that particular thread with an arguably combative tone is odd.  The ban still seems rash to me. Oh well.

Had a pretty clear agenda and was shitting up the girlgaf thread.

I don't understand why you'd even go in their to argue, it's one of the most mod protected threads on Gaf.

Just asking to get slapped down going in there to 'debate'

 

[Third]

I always avoid the girlgaf thread. Don't even know why men post there. It always turns out into a mess.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't think dudes need to be posting in the GirlGAF thread at all.  I cringe whenever I see it happen.  The chances of these dudes getting their peepee wet by talking to these women is slim to nil.  I'm sure a lot of them like the idea of conversing with women on GAF because it will be the only friendly female contact that they have that doesn't have to be nice to them.  These guys need to relax.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39372318&postcount=508

Many feels were had this day.

It was stupid to make that log but man, snes is quite the bitch.

A big ass log that I was never bothered to read to begin with.

"Why you be spying on my IRC channel?! Waah!"

Gowurlfriend go get laid, buy a vibrator, adopt a cat or something.

I really hope he's a teenager, that's the only way I can excuse his disturbing internet behavior. I also advise people to stop confronting him, because he's the type of bitch you'll always look stupid arguing/talking to.

No, the dude is in his 20s.  He has a very special affliction: being a communitytard and being a nintard.  He never had a chance.

[Momo]

Is that snesfreak person for real?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Is that snesfreak person for real?

Yeah.  For a while, he was a lapdog bitch to costanza, who tried to ride the wave of internet fame by successfully trolling Dan Harmon of Community fame.  Costanza tried parlaying that into two failed messageboards (Wasting Your Life, Cyniculture), and who knows where he is at, assuming he didn't become an hero.  snesfreak is just mad that nothing came about from those boards and he has to slum it on GAF where nobody gives much of a shit about him except for creepy Nintendo fans.

So, yes, snesfreak is real.  Real mad anyway.

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=39367383

Oh yeah, he real mad. But for admitting such a thing on GAF of all places, I gotta admire his huge ovaries.