The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41868880&postcount=219


LOL would be funny if that dude ends up getting banned. sorry bro.

If he does invite him over here, get to know him and get together.

what if it's a chick

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41868880&postcount=219


LOL would be funny if that dude ends up getting banned. sorry bro.

If he does invite him over here, get to know him and get together.

what if it's a chick (Image removed from quote.)

Fate bro.

[Steve Youngblood]

I always enjoy reading Youngblood and Cowbells words, but the rape thing is a bit like Donnie Yen when he had the scene when he was punching fish in a barrel, with fists made from TNT.

I can't say I've seen that particular scene.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If you're not getting laid, you don't want to.

I suspect it is 10x easier for those clowns to just wallow in self loathing and pity than to take any kind of real action.

However I didn't get laid until I was 19 and can relate to some of those feels

Worst one was when I was with my roommate and a good friend freshman year of college.  We found three girls, we all got along great and when it came time for the hook ups, my girl pretended to get a phone call.  I just looked around, sighed, said "yep" and went back to my room to play Dynasty Warriors 4 on PS2

Another moment during freshmen year of college, there was a fat chick who kind of followed me everywhere (would be considered stalking).  One day she asked if I was Mexican and I said no.  I was dropped like a hot potato afterwards.  I should have just said "Si" and got some.

[demi]

Sman ,did you draw those? Those are awesome.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah the timedog one is the best because I could easily see him making that face while getting his salad tossed.

[Phoenix Dark]

This thread was getting awesome until Opiate locked it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490333&page=1


http://www.onestrokepenis.com/gallery.php

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Shouldn't those have, you know, this?  At least that's how I think things here work.

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Himuro 

bro, i'm bummed there's no pic of me

[Shadow Mod]

Kevin Cow is so mad salty.

[Narag]

Kevin Cow is so mad salty.

I don't know what to think of him currently. Never found him a good poster but he melted down when he was told he sucked at Bayonetta, was called out it, then made a suicide thread later that night mentioning how he fails at even being a good gaf poster. Disconnecting for a while might do him wonders.

[Himu]

This thread was getting awesome until Opiate locked it

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490333&page=1


http://www.onestrokepenis.com/gallery.php

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Shouldn't those have, you know, this?  At least that's how I think things here work.

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Like the one of me.

[Himu]

is opiate an objectivist?

[Shadow Mod]

Kevin Cow is so mad salty.

I don't know what to think of him currently. Never found him a good poster but he melted down when he was told he sucked at Bayonetta, was called out it, then made a suicide thread later that night mentioning how he fails at even being a good gaf poster. Disconnecting for a while might do him wonders.

He's probably still salty over the time I reamed him in a chat once about how he was crying over either his sister or his mom at home and the toilet seat.

[Steve Youngblood]

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

[Tasty]

"legend killer"

[Shadow Mod]

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

Wait what.

[PigSpeakers]

Kevin Cow is so mad salty.

I don't know what to think of him currently. Never found him a good poster but he melted down when he was told he sucked at Bayonetta, was called out it, then made a suicide thread later that night mentioning how he fails at even being a good gaf poster. Disconnecting for a while might do him wonders.

He's probably still salty over the time I reamed him in a chat once about how he was crying over either his sister or his mom at home and the toilet seat.

That sounds really kinky. Did you copy and paste a chat log?

[Narag]

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

Wait what.

He wanted to leave GAF, KevinCow picked a stupid fight about how Segata didn't remember some details about DKC2, Segata saw a good opportunity and left KevinCow with that cross to bear even if he didn't actually run him off. At least that's how I've read it.

[Steve Youngblood]

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

Wait what.

I'm being facetious, but when Oscar was looking for any excuse to quit GAF, some stupid exchange with KevinCow about Donkey Kong Country 2's quality gave him that excuse. At least, that's what Oscar will tell you. Reading it as it transpired, it's clear that KevinCow just got the better of him, and Segata had no choice but to tuck his tail between his legs and get out of Dodge.

[Shadow Mod]

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

Wait what.

He wanted to leave GAF, KevinCow picked a stupid fight about how Segata didn't remember some details about DKC2, Segata saw a good opportunity and left KevinCow with that cross to bear even if he didn't actually run him off. At least that's how I've read it.

Watch yourself, Devo. KevinCow is a legend killer. After all, he's the man who ran Segata out of town.

Wait what.

I'm being facetious, but when Oscar was looking for any excuse to quit GAF, some stupid exchange with KevinCow about Donkey Kong Country 2's quality gave him that excuse. At least, that's what Oscar will tell you. Reading it as it transpired, it's clear that KevinCow just got the better of him, and Segata had no choice but to tuck his tail between his legs and get out of Dodge.

Well he is pretty tiring at this point but it's hilarious how mad he is over nothing.

Kevin Cow is so mad salty.

I don't know what to think of him currently. Never found him a good poster but he melted down when he was told he sucked at Bayonetta, was called out it, then made a suicide thread later that night mentioning how he fails at even being a good gaf poster. Disconnecting for a while might do him wonders.

He's probably still salty over the time I reamed him in a chat once about how he was crying over either his sister or his mom at home and the toilet seat.

That sounds really kinky. Did you copy and paste a chat log?

  The chat log would have been super boring though. It just would have been him whining about how they expect him to put the toilet seat down as some form of male oppression and me calling him a pathetic fucking loser.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

lol at toilet seats.  It must suck to live your life in a shitty 80s sitcom

[Trurl]

I like Kevin Cow from whatever posts of his I've read. 

I do remember him once admitting that he has anger issues which sounded kind of sad. 

Where is he being salty?

[Shadow Mod]

I like Kevin Cow from whatever posts of his I've read. 

I do remember him once admitting that he has anger issues which sounded kind of sad. 

Where is he being salty?

You are missing some hilarity dude.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41876741&postcount=800

[Steve Youngblood]

I like Kevin Cow from whatever posts of his I've read. 

I do remember him once admitting that he has anger issues which sounded kind of sad. 

Where is he being salty?

Edit: Beaten by Devo.

[Trurl]

I've actually avoided that thread completely due to the insane thread title.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41874626&postcount=240

Man I hate the sunhi circlejerk but this is actually funny. I also love it when GAF has pervy threads. So much hot pussy before they get locked.

[fistfulofmetal]

well he is correct about one thing. she is pretty rude.

[fistfulofmetal]

you're basically the jaydubya of women related arguments.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Given the GAF environment these days, I don't understand why anyone would read or post in those threads.  They're traps in the worst sense possible.

[Shadow Mod]

you're basically the jaydubya of women related arguments.

 

[nudemacusers]

Given the GAF environment these days, I don't understand why anyone would read or post in those threads.  They're traps in the worst sense possible.

time/dignity traps

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490383

I love the people making fun of the ugly as fuck kid in this thread. Of course more and more knights are crossing the moat to plunder it but I still got some lulz.

[Purple Filth]

They've never stopped needing me.

I'm far more useful to the cause as a well-reasoned, laid back Ninthing.

If I was the type of person to post reaction gifs, this is where I'd post someone giving a skeptical raise of the eyebrow at you.

Pretty much

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490383

I love the people making fun of the ugly as fuck kid in this thread. Of course more and more knights are crossing the moat to plunder it but I still got some lulz.

i shouldn't laugh but this slayed me

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41871465&postcount=50

[parallax]

If I didn't know better, I would think that lostvoyager is a reincarnated riskychris. He's just such and annoying poster.

[TakingBackSunday]

jesus h. ballsucking christ, devo, QUIT THE INTERNET

[Shadow Mod]

jesus h. ballsucking christ, devo, QUIT THE INTERNET

More salt. Cool. This potsticker needed it.

[TakingBackSunday]

It's awesome you've found fame on a website that means absolute horsedick IRL, seriously.  I'm totally envious of gaf licking your feet.

Your shtick is so fucking tiresome.  I sincerely hope you don't act the way you post IRL, otherwise I can't fathom being around you.  It must take the thickest skin NOT to tell you to stop being so fucking annoying.

[Himu]

omg who started this salt crap

[Shadow Mod]

It's awesome you've found fame on a website that means absolute horsedick IRL, seriously.  I'm totally envious of gaf licking your feet.

Your shtick is so fucking tiresome.  I sincerely hope you don't act the way you post IRL, otherwise I can't fathom being around you.  It must take the thickest skin NOT to tell you to stop being so fucking annoying.

I play it up just to piss off bitter people like yourself.

[ToxicAdam]

If anyone needs a thicker skin, it's you Brandnew. You constantly get worked up by PD in the Poligaf thread and now Devo in woman's issues threads.

The internet is not real life.

[TakingBackSunday]

TA you must know my PD thing on gaf is a shtick, right?

if devo is just being an ultimate troll on gaf, then joke's on me.  but she's just way too unbearable to consider her a character

[Verdigris Murder]

The only poster on Neogaf I find unbearable is Andrex and his incessant MS fanboy flag waving. We get it dude, they're way more innovative and western than Nintedo could ever hope to be.

[Himu]

The only poster on Neogaf I find unbearable is Andrex and his incessant MS fanboy flag waving. We get it dude, they're way more innovative and western than Nintedo could ever hope to be.

 

[Shadow Mod]

I am going to start using the typo nintedo just to piss fanboys off.

[Tasty]

The only poster on Neogaf I find unbearable is Andrex and his incessant MS fanboy flag waving. We get it dude, they're way more innovative and western than Nintedo could ever hope to be.

Can't help myself, my grampa was in WW2 so I hate everything from Japan. :'(

[Purple Filth]

I am going to start using the typo nintedo just to piss fanboys off.

Wait isn't Brandnew a Nintendo fanboy also 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Isn't Devo mostly just reciting feminism 101 type stuff in those threads? She's just taking advantage of some arbitrage opportunities, no need to player-hate.

[Momo]

omg who started this salt crap

The ocean

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I am going to start using the typo nintedo just to piss fanboys off.

Wait isn't Brandnew a Nintendo fanboy also 

He's more of an obnoxious Obamatard than an obnoxious Nintard.  Also, he ran away from the boards for a couple of months when Conan was cancelled on NBC.

Good times (this should be a hall of fame thread): http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33019.0

 :lenowned

[Lan]

Oh my himoru dat drawing.

I like how i have been pretty much forgotten on Gaf.

gaf still cant get over himoru. That cant be healthy. Wow

[Joe Molotov]

Himu is the black Devo.

[Sman]

 

Himuro 

bro, i'm bummed there's no pic of me

Cheer up, man.

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[Fifstar]

Looks more like Freddy Mercury

[Lan]

I love how you gave him a big as fuck nose just based on the fact that he is black. Lets ignore how all races have big as fuck noses. Yes even white people have big noses.

[Cascade]

I love how you gave him a big as fuck nose just based on the fact that he is black. Lets ignore how all races have big as fuck noses. Yes even white people have big noses.

It's a caricature, lighten up. I strongly doubt PD will be offended, he doesn't need you to be offended for him.

[fistfulofmetal]

sure, because the nose is the most obvious racial stereotype in that picture.

[Reb]

It's ok, sman has some black friends.

[Sman]

It's just Lan being her Lan self.

[Lan]

It's just Lan being her Lan self.

Which is better than being you.

sure, because the nose is the most obvious racial stereotype in that picture.

What if there was no racial stereotypes in the picture? But then that would require creativity to generate the same attention as one with stereotypes.

[Reb]

I just got it, it's a joke post. She's ignoring the huge black cock, to point out the big black nose.

Gotta admit, good troll.

[Momo]

I like how the entirety of PD's lower half just becomes a meat skirt in that image