The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[fistfulofmetal]

I just got it, it's a joke post. She's ignoring the huge black cock, to point out the big black nose.

Gotta admit, good troll.

I was talking about the big lips. But whatever floats your boat, breh.

[Himu]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic. They're not big compared to other black guys' lips. They're maybe lightly above average. His, however, were huge.

Do you guys think this guy had a crush on me or some shit because that guy creeped me out.

[Shadow Mod]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic. They're not big compared to other black guys' lips. They're maybe lightly above average. His, however, were huge.

Do you guys think this guy had a crush on me or some shit because that guy creeped me out.

Code words for DSL.

[Broseidon]

Karsticles is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

[Shadow Mod]

Karsticles is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Link.

[Broseidon]

Karsticles is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Link.

I meant in general but he's annoying me in here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490452&page=3

[Sman]

He sounds like a typical Republican, although he could be a lot more obnoxious about it. How do you cope with the 100+ millions like him in the rest of the country?

[Momo]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic. They're not big compared to other black guys' lips. They're maybe lightly above average. His, however, were huge.

Do you guys think this guy had a crush on me or some shit because that guy creeped me out.

Seems like a classic case of projection

[Purple Filth]

yeah, brandnew's a nintard, and a fairly obnoxious one at that.  dunno why he's throwing stones.

I am going to start using the typo nintedo just to piss fanboys off.

Wait isn't Brandnew a Nintendo fanboy also 

He's more of an obnoxious Obamatard than an obnoxious Nintard.  Also, he ran away from the boards for a couple of months when Conan was cancelled on NBC.

Good times (this should be a hall of fame thread): http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33019.0

 :lenowned

I guess he will hate Devo for something else then LOL




http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41890287&postcount=1458

should be a perma tbh

[Himu]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic. They're not big compared to other black guys' lips. They're maybe lightly above average. His, however, were huge.

Do you guys think this guy had a crush on me or some shit because that guy creeped me out.

Seems like a classic case of projection

Me and the guys would be talking about DBZ or the NBA or some shit, and he'd come up out of nowhere, and say,"Himuro, you have big ass lips" and we'd look at him and he'd walk off.

[Verdigris Murder]

What I don't understand is this : slow cooked brisket tastes EXACTLY the same as pulled pork.

[Verdigris Murder]

Also fistful +3
Momo +1

[Sman]

Let it go, Himu, it's been a decade.

[Himu]

Huh? it doesn't bother me at all, just brought it up because of the topic of big lips reminded me of him.

[Verdigris Murder]

Draw the Jews and the US fighting over a bomb.

[Sman]

Huh? it doesn't bother me at all, just brought it up because of the topic of big lips reminded me of him.

If Phoenix Dark ever pulls that shit on you, you'll have the whole forum to back you up: He's got bigger lips than you do.

[Himu]

Thank you for noticing our facial features, Sman.

[Sman]

No problem, my fellow Shenmue fan.

[Himu]

One of us, one of us.

[Shadow Mod]

Health care debates are hilarious.

"I don't want to pay for others care"
"You already do and you'd pay less because of preventative care as well as getting the care you need and deserve"
"I still don't like it...something something big government"

[Himu]

I don't want to pay for others' healthcare.

There should be individual hospitals for every person. When you're sick, you go an outhouse in your backyard (bathroom if you're only in an apartment) and consult your own personal, 24/7 physician. He/she lives with you and has an answer for all of your health needs. I only pay for my healthcare.

[DCharlieJP]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic

oh lord

A guy at school (didn't have big lips himself) used to just do this over and over with a redheaded girl in our school. She didn't particularly have a big lips at all and we didn't really get what the deal was. He said he was just teasing to get a rise out of her - sort of basically neg-ing her to get her to at least recognise him.

Turns out the girl developed a pretty big complex over this - i ended up dating one of her friends and it came up some years later. Turns out the girl had quite big vaginal lips and basically thought that he some how knew and was therefore implying a sort of "i know something about you and i'm going to tell" campaign against her.

So i guess the question is... Himu, how big are your meat curtains?

[Lan]

Since we are talking about features....whenever a caricature is drawn of me they give me big ass nostrils.

[Himu]

In middle school, some brother made fun of my lips, calling them gigantic

oh lord

A guy at school (didn't have big lips himself) used to just do this over and over with a redheaded girl in our school. She didn't particularly have a big lips at all and we didn't really get what the deal was. He said he was just teasing to get a rise out of her - sort of basically neg-ing her to get her to at least recognise him.

Turns out the girl developed a pretty big complex over this - i ended up dating one of her friends and it came up some years later. Turns out the girl had quite big vaginal lips and basically thought that he some how knew and was therefore implying a sort of "i know something about you and i'm going to tell" campaign against her.

So i guess the question is... Himu, how big are your meat curtains?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Joe Molotov]

The twist is that DCHarlie was that redheaded girl and got a sex-change operation to escape his own hideous vag.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Since we are talking about features....whenever a caricature is drawn of me they give me big ass nostrils.

I like how the combo of passive voice & "they" in this sentence sort of suggests some institutional dept. of caricaturing in the cloud is responsible

[DCharlieJP]

The twist is that DCHarlie was that redheaded girl and got a sex-change operation to escape his own hideous vag

dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

If i was that girl i'd still be sat at home looking at myself in a mirror and all my posts would be empty.

[Great Rumbler]

I meant in general but he's annoying me in here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490452&page=3

I don't need to have my own police force. I just need my own gun.

[Verdigris Murder]

-------------------------the Raperman is reading and redacting
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[Verdigris Murder]

 I tried to find a pic of Mel G

Sorry guys.

[DCharlieJP]

I love how americans bitch about the NHS

that's OUR NHS and only Brits get to bitch about it. Back to eating Burgers and shooting guns, Yanks!

[StealthFan]

Aren't planet sized lips a common feature in nogs? I wouldn't let it get you down.

[Lan]

Aren't planet sized lips a common feature in nogs? I wouldn't let it get you down.

nogs?

[Himu]

Oh man, I think he meant nigs.

On the other hand, I see big lips as a benefit. Every non-black woman I've been with has loved my lips, and think I'm the best kisser she has ever had. 

[Himu]

Big lips > thin lips

Kissing people with thin lips is so unattractive. Ugh. Feels like I'm kissing paper. Yuck.

[Shadow Mod]

Big lips are nice on a dude. I think it's more awkward when the lips stand out in color rather than size.

[Himu]

What do you mean by color?

[Shadow Mod]

What do you mean by color?

In relation to the skin tone. Some people look like they have lipstick on.

[Shaka Khan]

Like this?



I think it can look good (on the right face).

[Lan]

that devo pic was from Opa btw

[Shadow Mod]

that devo pic was from Opa btw

?

[Lan]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/63880-gaf-saw-my-drawing/

[Phoenix Dark]

 

Himuro 

bro, i'm bummed there's no pic of me

Cheer up, man.

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[close]

thank you sir

Lan: my nose is pretty big irl, everyone knows that

[Shadow Mod]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/63880-gaf-saw-my-drawing/

Oh I figured.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Aren't planet sized lips a common feature in nogs? I wouldn't let it get you down.

nogs?

[Takao]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41890287&postcount=1458

should be a perma tbh

Oh hey, he's finaly got my usual tag now.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490514

[Yoritomo]

What I don't understand is this : slow cooked brisket tastes EXACTLY the same as pulled pork.

What the fuck?!

It doesn't taste remotely the same, then again I use different wood to smoke brisket (black walnut) than I do to smoke a butt (pecan and apple).

[StealthFan]

No I meant nogs, as in nig nogs. Don't you know your slurs? A nog is a nog, a nig is a nig.

[Cascade]

Is specialguy on GAF really Tyrone on opa?

[Purple Filth]

Is specialguy on GAF really Tyrone on opa?

if this is true it would explain his posts imo

[demi]

No I meant nogs, as in nig nogs. Don't you know your slurs? A nog is a nog, a nig is a nig.

I guess "black people" is too hard to say?

[Momo]

bleople for the lazy

[Vertigo]

What did Count Dookkake get banned for?

[Chinner]

is dr eggman permed yet?

[DCharlieJP]

lunchwithyuzo - he was in desperate need of some cool down, been coming.

[Lan]

Robo do you have power? There was some tornados going crazy last night. Nothing happen near me. Just checking on ya. 

[KoG]

cool times

[Atramental]

Looks like the moderation is cleaning out the "spicey" members to make GAF more bland.

[StealthFan]

Yeah the Infamous Banned thread is now a trap.