The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Lan]

  who really cares?

[Shaka Khan]

For the umpteenth time: If 90% of your posts are in this thread, then you pull the "who cares" card about anything GAF related, you're a smelly feg/cunt.

765 pages, people. Clearly someone here cares.

[king of the internet]

I care.

[Lan]

For the umpteenth time: If 90% of your posts are in this thread, then you pull the "who cares" card about anything GAF related, you're a smelly feg/cunt.

765 pages, people. Clearly someone here cares.

modship subjects are boring. So I don't care. 

you tellum Eschaton

[StealthFan]

http://tinychat.com/tinygaffers lol

So which one of you faygos is gonna give me the IRC info? Or do you have GAF's dick your mouth and not wanna be the one to give it out.

[Shaka Khan]

alberto is closer to being permabanned than modded, haha

the correct name has been mentioned here, btw, and i think his chances are very good at this point

Kaijima/DoucheFace Dave 2012.

Both are ok in my book.

[Positive Touch]

are we still talking about juice? can we expand to other beverages too? i want to talk about delicious arizona tea.

[StealthFan]

Arnold Palmer is alright.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=343142
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146529

Oscar-kun

that Saturn thread is less fun without the context.  at the time, there were threads about how 2009 was going to be the psp's best year and the ps3's best year.  i thought that was silly, so i made that thread as a reply.

the japan thread brings back some memories, haha.  i think i was crunching numbers in the lab when i made that.  japan was mystic unicorn land at that time for me.  now it's home.  life is sure funny.  i will say this - dcharlie was a fucking hero on that trip.  he gave great advice and meeting up with him and jonny was one of the highlights, for sure.  if any borean goes to japan for the first time and doesn't meet up with dcharlie - you're fucking doing it wrong.

I don't know if we'd get along. :'(

Lol Japan is probably 10 years away, if that. Gotta learn Japanesey first!

I dunno, for some reason I find your NiGHTS/JoD worship humorous. Heh.

[Purple Filth]

alberto is closer to being permabanned than modded, haha

the correct name has been mentioned here, btw, and i think his chances are very good at this point

really?, i thought he was "too reasonable for GAF" 

[tiesto]

Shocking Alberto has no sense of humor at all.

So he's a Nintendo fan?

But dude, treehouse localizations are HILARIOUS! just look how funny fawful is!

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yeah right, so overtranslated. treehouse

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[cool breeze]

Stump is the best mod on Gaf hands down.

yeah, stuff like this should happen more often: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43007620&postcount=75

good show

[BlackMage]

Stump is the best mod on Gaf hands down.

yeah, stuff like this should happen more often: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43007620&postcount=75

good show

slippery slope! I call slippery slope!!

[Atramental]

"Have you never for a moment thought of killing yourself"

Fucking-A.

[Momo]

are we still talking about juice? can we expand to other beverages too? i want to talk about delicious arizona tea.

I'm down for this. I drink lots of earl grey and rooibos.

[Takao]

SmokeyDave is an alright guy. Don't like ShockingAlberto though.

[DCharlieJP]

I don't know if we'd get along

Real life != Internet.
It's pretty unusual for me to meet someone and just out and out -not- get on with them, including people i didn't particularly get on with on the internet/would argue like cat and dog with (Panajev, Fafalada etc)

This was the same with the whole Ichirou thing - i was offering to meet up but for some reason it became something weird along the way. Again, i'm pretty sure we'd have got on, but alas he was well on the way to leaving the Bore by that point.

And anyways - those i don't get on with in real life read like a Who's Who in the "Trying too hard for the Crown of "biggest bullshit wanker alive""  - i have a natural built in aversion to bullshit and liars, i can't flick the switch that lets me just enjoy streams of invented self serving bullshit for the nonsense that it is. But hey, i'm happy to slice away dead weight.

i will say this - dcharlie was a fucking hero on that trip

the pleasure was all mine Once my life straightens itself back out i'm looking forward to meeting up with everyone again. 2013 ! It will be my return to normal.


re: BGassassin, ShockingA and a few others - it's really really odd - i can't tell what the deal is: it's like they maybe have a couple of contacts who know a thing or so, but seems more it's informed speculation of a possitive variety. With every post showing the Wii U was going to be some sort of beast, fans bought into it more and the group just got their reputation elevated to the point that they seemingly became insiders. As mentioned before - there's more than a few people lurking on GAF who have not only first hand -to the metal- coding experience with the Wii U, they've actually completed projects on the machine. And yeah - some of the quotes and assertions coming out of the threads/this group have been laughed at. To be honest, the only one that really made me gasp was (i think) Shocking's inside tidbit from a Nintendo Board Meeting on 3rd Party Strategy. Yup... no fucking chance anyone gets that information. Unless you are in the room disguised as a fucking table.

[Cascade]

alberto is closer to being permabanned than modded, haha

the correct name has been mentioned here, btw, and i think his chances are very good at this point

So it's Kajima or SmokyDave. Kajima seems more like the kind of person Evil would be looking for but Smoky was the by far most popular vote for modship in that cunt thread and he's never been banned and after demodding Mumei, Evi may be looking for someone more lighthearted who will be pretty much the opposite of Mumei and that is pretty much SmokyDave.

[Momo]

I give it 3 days of exposure before you guys dislike Kajima's posting style like I do.

[StealthFan]

Besides his stupid fucking face I have no problems with Smokey. His supahstar status is obnoxious as hell but it isn't really his fault. He comes across like a bit of an alpha and nerdlingers cling onto that like shit on velcro.

Also not liking someone because of the tech they support makes you a loser. Nobody cares if someone defends Apple.

[Phoenix Dark]

For the umpteenth time: If 90% of your posts are in this thread, then you pull the "who cares" card about anything GAF related, you're a smelly feg/cunt.

765 pages, people. Clearly someone here cares.

And yet you're always in this thread

[Timber]

It's all bad.

[Cascade]

Besides his stupid fucking face I have no problems with Smokey. His supahstar status is obnoxious as hell but it isn't really his fault. He comes across like a bit of an alpha and nerdlingers cling onto that like shit on velcro.

Also not liking someone because of the tech they support makes you a loser. Nobody cares if someone defends Apple.

People clearly care.  They shouldn't, but they do.

Give it up, is it Smoky or Kaijima?

[Shaka Khan]

For the umpteenth time: If 90% of your posts are in this thread, then you pull the "who cares" card about anything GAF related, you're a smelly feg/cunt.

765 pages, people. Clearly someone here cares.

And yet you're always in this thread

That's because I care, duh.

[Shaka Khan]

Why do you guys think it's one of those two, necessarily? 

Oh god, it's Krypt0.

[Momo]

Would mind it being Steve, he fits all my criteria. Unassuming, doesn't try and center topics on himself, is a good conversationalist.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

I give it 3 days of exposure before you guys dislike Kajima's posting style like I do.

I fucking hate him, but you're on record as liking posters with the exact same shtick (StuBurns, for one).  You only noticed he's terrible because he's a hopeless Nintendo cumgargler.

[pilonv1]

It's actually me

[Lan]

I don't know if we'd get along

Real life != Internet.
It's pretty unusual for me to meet someone and just out and out -not- get on with them, including people i didn't particularly get on with on the internet/would argue like cat and dog with (Panajev, Fafalada etc)

This was the same with the whole Ichirou thing - i was offering to meet up but for some reason it became something weird along the way. Again, i'm pretty sure we'd have got on, but alas he was well on the way to leaving the Bore by that point.

And anyways - those i don't get on with in real life read like a Who's Who in the "Trying too hard for the Crown of "biggest bullshit wanker alive""  - i have a natural built in aversion to bullshit and liars, i can't flick the switch that lets me just enjoy streams of invented self serving bullshit for the nonsense that it is. But hey, i'm happy to slice away dead weight.

i will say this - dcharlie was a fucking hero on that trip

the pleasure was all mine Once my life straightens itself back out i'm looking forward to meeting up with everyone again. 2013 ! It will be my return to normal.


re: BGassassin, ShockingA and a few others - it's really really odd - i can't tell what the deal is: it's like they maybe have a couple of contacts who know a thing or so, but seems more it's informed speculation of a possitive variety. With every post showing the Wii U was going to be some sort of beast, fans bought into it more and the group just got their reputation elevated to the point that they seemingly became insiders. As mentioned before - there's more than a few people lurking on GAF who have not only first hand -to the metal- coding experience with the Wii U, they've actually completed projects on the machine. And yeah - some of the quotes and assertions coming out of the threads/this group have been laughed at. To be honest, the only one that really made me gasp was (i think) Shocking's inside tidbit from a Nintendo Board Meeting on 3rd Party Strategy. Yup... no fucking chance anyone gets that information. Unless you are in the room disguised as a fucking table.

Its funny how a few people in here mix these up. On gaf its expected.

[frod]

Also not liking someone because of the tech they support makes you a loser. Nobody cares if someone defends Apple.

you missed the point, it's nothing to do with the tech. I have an iPhone too. It's the "yeah but I can play loads of games on iOS for 69p" in response to any discussion about other handhelds games. Whether it's true or not, he never goes any deeper than that (the one time he did list a few, they were generic garbage and he got rightly reamed for three pages) and the 500th time he posts what is almost the exact same generic empty response it makes my skin crawl. Just posting empty crowd-following shit for posting sake. Worthless poster.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Usually in real life you if you really disagree on something you just drop the subject and talk about other stuff thats more common ground. Its called being social and not a wanker.

Unlike the internet.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Yeah, I am not a fan.  He is insistent on being heard but he never says anything substantial, and styles himself as a straight-shooter but plays coy and/or dumb routinely if he thinks it will score him a cheap point or just things more difficult for somebody he happens not to agree with.

[Tasty]

I don't know if we'd get along

Real life != Internet.
It's pretty unusual for me to meet someone and just out and out -not- get on with them, including people i didn't particularly get on with on the internet/would argue like cat and dog with (Panajev, Fafalada etc)

This was the same with the whole Ichirou thing - i was offering to meet up but for some reason it became something weird along the way. Again, i'm pretty sure we'd have got on, but alas he was well on the way to leaving the Bore by that point.

And anyways - those i don't get on with in real life read like a Who's Who in the "Trying too hard for the Crown of "biggest bullshit wanker alive""  - i have a natural built in aversion to bullshit and liars, i can't flick the switch that lets me just enjoy streams of invented self serving bullshit for the nonsense that it is. But hey, i'm happy to slice away dead weight.

It was a joke, I'm sure we'd have some fun. I mean we get along on Twitter, and Twitter is practically real life!

[Cascade]

Segata-Dono: How long til a decision is reached on who the chosen mod is?

[Broseidon]

commedieu is an insufferable cunt; wished the mods gave him the hammer

What's he doing?

His rampant batshit conspiracy nuttiness is fucking annoying, especially when it comes to stuff like Syria. I've never called him out on it though, even when we're posting in the same thread, because he's not bad outside that sort of stuff and we generally get on.

[Cascade]

Does anyone know what happened to Devo? She hasn't posted here since she was banned. Did she break up with TimeDog because he didn't prevent Mumei getting demodded?

[Tasty]

Does anyone know what happened to Devo? She hasn't posted here since she was banned. Did she break up with TimeDog because he didn't prevent Mumei getting demodded?

[Momo]

I give it 3 days of exposure before you guys dislike Kajima's posting style like I do.

I fucking hate him, but you're on record as liking posters with the exact same shtick (StuBurns, for one).  You only noticed he's terrible because he's a hopeless Nintendo cumgargler.

I dont quite think you know why I dislike Kajima. He grandstands. In every thread he posts one helluva tl;dr. Usually its mojo jojo level shit where he repeats the same sentiment two, maybe three times in one post. I like Stuburns because he's to the point and not offensive (to me). To be fair I havent really seen him (Stuburns) post in ages so even if he was annoying these days I wouldnt know, what I do recall about him is positive.  And the last bit is likely true, I did notice him(Kajima) due to making long (and awful) posts in nintendo threads.

[Lan]

Cascade, I think people of tired of constantly hearing about her tbh. If she wanted to join in the discussion she would have.

[SmokyDave]

I think I might have fucked frod's missus. Sorry frod.

[Steve Youngblood]

I think I might have fucked frod's missus. Sorry frod.

Jesus Christ Dave, shut the fuck up about your stupid iOS games already!

[Tasty]

Dave what are you doing, posting here is a no-no if you wanna be a GAF mod.

[SmokyDave]

I think I might have fucked frod's missus. Sorry frod.

Jesus Christ Dave, shut the fuck up about your stupid iOS games already!

Can I interest you in some In-Post Purchases?

I will type 50 more words for just 69p!

Dave what are you doing, posting here is a no-no if you wanna be a GAF mod.

It's Kaijima. I begged, I prayed, but they cut me down.

[Momo]

Fistful

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495451

[Robo]

Fistful

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=495451

too fat  /fistful

[Verdigris Murder]

I hope cowbell stops sulking or whatever and talks on here about the constructive things she did whilst banned.

[Third]

What's the deal with Mumei being demodded? Was it cunt-related?

[Steve Youngblood]

What's the deal with Mumei being demodded? Was it cunt-related?

There were no specifics. The best guess one could make was that either EviLore decided that his contributions of cracking down on certain words/behavior went too far and he axed him, or, in hearing that these policies were no longer desirable Mumei felt his contribution wasn't really needed and resigned.

Either way, I liked Mumei as a poster and a mod, so I wasn't one of the ones elated at the news. Then again, I don't really interact with the mods all that much, nor do I really tow the line on any particular policies that any of the mods keep an eye on. As such, who is and isn't a mod doesn't affect me all that much.

[frod]

I think I might have fucked frod's missus. Sorry frod.

Jesus Christ Dave, shut the fuck up about your stupid iOS games already!

Can I interest you in some In-Post Purchases?

I will type 50 more words for just 69p!

You look and post like Piers Morgan.

[Verdigris Murder]

Guys, I actually am beginning to suspect that Steve Youngblood is actually Ashley Potterton.

[Steve Youngblood]

I don't get the reference.

[Third]

What's the deal with Mumei being demodded? Was it cunt-related?

There were no specifics. The best guess one could make was that either EviLore decided that his contributions of cracking down on certain words/behavior went too far and he axed him, or, in hearing that these policies were no longer desirable Mumei felt his contribution wasn't really needed and resigned.

Either way, I liked Mumei as a poster and a mod, so I wasn't one of the ones elated at the news. Then again, I don't really interact with the mods all that much, nor do I really tow the line on any particular policies that any of the mods keep an eye on. As such, who is and isn't a mod doesn't affect me all that much.

Ah, ok, thanks

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it's still vague

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but who cares

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[Robo]

I don't get the reference.

—the Martin Raperman Experience

[SmokyDave]

You look and post like Piers Morgan.

Phwoar, you got me there!

Oh man, I'm reeling. I'm not sure my ego will ever recover.

Oh no, wait, it just did. Phew!

[Third]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43133527&postcount=37

fistful, his answer

[Joe Molotov]

I hope cowbell stops sulking or whatever and talks on here about the constructive things she did whilst banned.

According to demi, she's spent the whole time rutting around in Timedog's pooper with a 13" strap-on. Considering Timedog's level of butthurtedness when he posted here a while back, I see no reason to doubt this version of events.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43133527&postcount=37

fistful, his answer

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43133527&postcount=37

fistful, his answer

kind gesture, but it would be for naught.

[MIMIC]

Never heard of Kaijima. A quick search shows me that he/she usually posts on the gaming side and ever since the NPD threads went to shit, I rarely even lurk over there anymore.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hopefully Devolution has taken an extended vacation from the internet or at least message boards.  She got way too invested in what a bunch of anonymous nerds think beyond a reasonable level.  In my opinion, she's welcome back anytime.  Hopefully Timedog mainlined Drano in attempt to come up with his wackiest stunt yet and ended up dead.

While I'm not tonguing his ass like some people here are, I thought Mumei really wasn't given a fair chance, given the numerous chances Amir0x had.  He was definitely the Butthurt Culture's mod but the first strike, he's out?  Seems weird to me.  We definitely don't know the whole story and I suppose only an insider into the thing (a real insider, not a ShockingAlberto non-insider insider) might shed some light.  Oh well.