The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Lan]

Can we ban Lan already?

Husssssh

You are, by far, my least favorite favorite member in the history of this website. Everyone else was amusing on some twisted level, but you? You're the personification of blah.

am I suppose to care about your feelings?

[Shaka Khan]

I don't even know what you're talking about, but I advise you to start seriously considering reinventing your style, because rumor has it that your days are numbered here.

[PigSpeakers]

I care about your feelings. I care about everyone a whole lot.

[Shaka Khan]

Thank you for understanding, PigSpeakers. I always knew you were one of the good guys.

[PigSpeakers]

I just feel a whole lot of love in this place.

[Rahxephon91]

Homoerotic love.

[BlackMage]

I don't even know what you're talking about, but I advise you to start seriously considering reinventing your style, because rumor has it that your days are numbered here.

Rumor has it that your days are numbered, period! 

[Atramental]

Am I an okay lad by EvilBore standards?

I hope so.

[BlackMage]

Am I an okay lad by EvilBore standards?

I hope so.

fuck you

[Shaka Khan]

Rumor has it that your days are numbered, period! 

Listen to me man, this Lan ain't worth your time. Are you seriously going to turn your back on me after everything we've been through? Open your eyes.

[BlackMage]

Rumor has it that your days are numbered, period! 

Listen to me man, this Lan ain't worth your time. Are you seriously going to turn your back on me after everything we've been through? Open your eyes.

why must you come between me and my nubian princess!!! 

[nudemacusers]

Am I an okay lad by EvilBore standards?

I hope so.

evilbore has no standards.

so no.

[Shaka Khan]

why must you come between me and my nubian princess!!! 

She's a fraud! She can't even point at Nubia on a map, ffs.

[Lan]

I don't even know what you're talking about, but I advise you to start seriously considering reinventing your style, because rumor has it that your days are numbered here.

Ok?

forums aren't that big of a deal to me. Maybe it is to other people.

Also Blackmage isn't being serious, just fyi.

[BlackMage]

I don't even know what you're talking about, but I advise you to start seriously considering reinventing your style, because rumor has it that your days are numbered here.

Ok?

forums aren't that big of a deal to me. Maybe it is to other people.

Also Blackmage isn't being serious, just fyi.

you can't break the 4th wall!!!! 

[Atramental]

Am I an okay lad by EvilBore standards?

I hope so.

evilbore has no standards.

so no.

Oh great. I'm a tryhard. 

[Shaka Khan]

Ok?

forums aren't that big of a deal to me. Maybe it is to other people.

Also Blackmage isn't being serious, just fyi.

Your words ring hollow, but maybe if you keep repeating yourself...

And fwiw, if you think BM is not serious, then you're in for a nice surprise.

[CajoleJuice]

dicks. i'm talking about dicks.

newsfeed

[Trurl]

The scales have been lifted from my eyes and I've come to see Lan for who she really is--a dude.

[Shaka Khan]

The scales have been lifted from my eyes and I've come to see Lan for who she really is--a dude.

I've seen a photo of Lan's hands and can confirm this.

[BlackMage]

no shes a beautiful mullato woman!

[Lan]

Ok?

forums aren't that big of a deal to me. Maybe it is to other people.

Also Blackmage isn't being serious, just fyi.

Your words ring hollow, but maybe if you keep repeating yourself...

And fwiw, if you think BM is not serious, then you're in for a nice surprise.

What else was you expecting me to say to a ban threat? that I was going to change my ways because someone online demanded me to?

Give Blackmage some credit he hasn't been creepy or strange to me. Its just an act in here. No pms or anything from him. So he is ok in my book.

[Shaka Khan]

So he is ok in my book.

He's got you exactly where he wants you.

[Lan]

The scales have been lifted from my eyes and I've come to see Lan for who she really is--a dude.

I have a good, come back to this. But you guys are super sensitive. 

Geez

[BlackMage]

im going to bed y'all SUCK!!! 

[Lan]

The scales have been lifted from my eyes and I've come to see Lan for who she really is--a dude.

I've seen a photo of Lan's hands and can confirm this.

to be fair, my hands were ashy!! 

[Lan]

im going to bed y'all SUCK!!! 

 :'(

btw I'm not mullato. 

[Shaka Khan]

im going to bed y'all SUCK!!! 

Same here. Peace out, bitches.

[Momo]

Mullato means mixed right?

[Lan]

The scales have been lifted from my eyes and I've come to see Lan for who she really is--a dude.

I have a good, come back to this. But you guys are super sensitive. 

Geez

A.K.A

Can't think of a come back.

Lan you honestly are the most sensitive person here. You can't take a joke, you are extremely defensive, and your "I don't care lol" act is obviously fake. You're taking this forum waaaaaaaay to seriously. Chill the fuck out.

I was going to say I have bigger balls than most people here as a joke.  hey, I'm chill   

[Rahxephon91]

Mullato means mixed right?

I would say yes.

[PigSpeakers]

Mullato means mixed right?

I always thought it meant like, black and white mixed, mocha girls. Know what I'm saying? drool.

[Trurl]

I have a good, come back to this. But you guys are super sensitive. 

Geez

I wasn't insulting you so much as expressing a sincere suspicion that you are a joke character. 

That said, I'm not especially sensitive. 

Edit: That's a lie.  I am sensitive.  :'(
try me. 

[Great Rumbler]

Let's just start talking about juice again. Talking about Lan and stuff is boring, more boring than juice.

[Atramental]

I've cut juice out of diet. 

And soda... and milk...

Gotta keep that sex appeal, y'know.

[cool breeze]

I've been trying to find a good juice to pour gelatine in and make my own off brand jello.  The closest thing to juice I had at home were lemons.  I squeezed them.  2 cups water, 1 Tablespoon gelatine, and about 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.  Worked well enough.  Pomegranate juice jello would be living large.

[Great Rumbler]

whole milk is the fucking best

I love whole milk, unfortunately it's 2% all the way in my house.

[Lan]

juice and sodas are yummy but far from healthy.

Water, tea and coffee for me. 

[lennedsay]

Can we ban Lan already?

I misread this and was very sad at first. But then I realized Lan not Len.




Edit: I fucking love juice. If I wouldn't blimp up to 600 lbs, I'd drink it day and night and get a juice IV. Orange Strawberry Banana juice omg I have such a sweet tooth. I drank the fruit punch flavored sugar water for my gestational diabetes test and FUCKING LOVED IT. That's not normal. It's like a thick syrup and most women are disgusted by it. FUCKING SLAMMED THAT BITCH.    And passed the test with sensational colors too. I stick with water, hot tea, and the occasional soda/juice now. I miss chocolate milk, but I do have some emergency chocolate almond milk. Regular milk is

[Lan]

Len do you see the replacement females we got when you had a baby? We miss you!

And why doesn't the baby have a bore account yet?

Im not really female tho. Shhh 

[lennedsay]

Len do you see the replacement females we got when you had a baby? We miss you!

And why doesn't the baby have a bore account yet?

I post when I can! I read the other threads all the time... This thread I forget about for weeks/months at a time. I usually have a kid latched onto a titty so I've mastered the one-handed and often left-handed browsing, but one-handed posting is total fail. 

Himu might take over for my womanhood though, and I won't be needed...

[Oblivion]

Can we ban Lan already?

I misread this and was very sad at first.

Preposterous! You'll always be the bore's no. 1 she-bro.

Edit: I fucking love juice. If I wouldn't blimp up to 600 lbs, I'd drink it day and night and get a juice IV. Orange Strawberry Banana juice omg I have such a sweet tooth. I drank the fruit punch flavored sugar water for my gestational diabetes test and FUCKING LOVED IT. That's not normal. It's like a thick syrup and most women are disgusted by it. FUCKING SLAMMED THAT BITCH.    And passed the test with sensational colors too. I stick with water, hot tea, and the occasional soda/juice now. I miss chocolate milk, but I do have some emergency chocolate almond milk. Regular milk is

Chocolate almond milk tastes great with coffee. I have that all the time at work.

[Shadow Mod]

Wow. surprised cowbell has watched one of the two great long running shonens. I used to flip between Botan, Hiei and Kurama avas

Devo you cunt. Now i have to change my gaf avatar because you have a YYH one.

Wait, cowbell has a Yu Yu avatar?

Of the only the best character in anime.

She has a Mokoto avatar You guys said she has a YuYu ava 

I have a kuwabara av on gaf atm. I need anime recs with characters like that. He's hilarious.

[Timedog]

Mullato means mixed right?

I always thought it meant like, black and white mixed, mocha girls. Know what I'm saying? drool.

Oh, comparing mixed race women to coffee drinks now, are we PigSpeakers?

[Momo]

I have a kuwabara av on gaf atm. I need anime recs with characters like that. He's hilarious.

The English dub makes him hilarious (you are watching the dub right?) That daft voice and the way he acts makes me everytime.  Kuwabara is actually a pretty stock anime char, you find his like in many shonen

[Timedog]

I have a kuwabara av on gaf atm. I need anime recs with characters like that. He's hilarious.

The English dub makes him hilarious (you are watching the dub right?) That daft voice and the way he acts makes me everytime.  Kuwabara is actually a pretty stock anime char, you find his like in many shonen

Yeah, the dub. His voice is amazing.

[Big Barry Jazz]

whole milk is the fucking best

Now we're talking my kind of language. I must get through a couple of pints of the cow juice every day, but I wish the stuff wasn't so unhealthy as I've had to switch to semi-skimmed to stop myself becoming a complete bloater. When did milk develop the stigma of it being something only children drink? People might think I'm an immature man-child if they see me drinking it, but that's just a coincidence.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't even know what you're talking about, but I advise you to start seriously considering reinventing your style, because rumor has it that your days are numbered here.

Is that the view from the hill?

[lennedsay]

Len do you see the replacement females we got when you had a baby? We miss you!

And why doesn't the baby have a bore account yet?

I post when I can! I read the other threads all the time... This thread I forget about for weeks/months at a time. I usually have a kid latched onto a titty so I've mastered the one-handed and often left-handed browsing, but one-handed posting is total fail. 

Himu might take over for my womanhood though, and I won't be needed...

I wasn't actually giving you shit Len, I'm just glad we're able to see posts from you at all after ze baby. 

I know boo.

Edit: posted that one handed, left handed with a baby hanging from my booby.

[archnemesis]

A lot of people become lactose intolerant when they grow up. It's likely related to that.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I just watched a porno where a German girl with big boobs was sucking the tits from another German girl with even bigger boobs (I don't know if they were German but they were speaking it).  It was oddly erotic.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/feed-me-195688.html

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[Big Barry Jazz]

Probably more related to the fact that milk comes from your mother's tit.  Having a strong love of milk is therefore seen as a desire to be suckling from your mom's funbags again.  Which makes you a momma's boy.  Which makes you a manchild.

Damn, I really do love tits as well. That must be it 

[Third]

Ewww, milk.

But this...



is the best shit ever

[Cerveza mas fina]

lekker

[Joe Molotov]

I just watched a porno where a German girl with big boobs was sucking the tits from another German girl with even bigger boobs (I don't know if they were German but they were speaking it).  It was oddly erotic.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/feed-me-195688.html

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Oddly?

[king of the internet]

Fuck milk, I'm not about to consume some shit sucked out of a cow's titties. Soy milk is all I'll ever drink.

[Momo]

lekker

You're dutch? 

[Broseidon]

I'm always drinking chocolate milk. Have it a pint at a time and it ends up making me feel sick because I drink it too fast but it's so delicious :'(

[Himu]

I GOT A COFFEE FROM MCDONALDS THIS MORNING FOR BREAKFAST

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY?!?!

[Big Barry Jazz]

Soy milk is all I'll ever drink.

  GTFO, you hippie.

But seriously, plain soy milk is foul and has absolutely no right to have milk in its name. In fact it doesn't in the EU because it isn't fucking milk.