Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6016132 times)

Huff · « **Reply #32580 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:05:25 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 19, 2012, 08:29:55 PM

ah, yeah. i should make an account there.

edit: if I made an account there, I'd play a character who is obsessed with the Vita to a fault. I'd continually push the envelope and eventually go down in a blaze of glory. I'd try to get followers and stuff.

taco's already playing the role

StealthFan · « **Reply #32581 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:06:32 PM »

Just got 60 kills in a match of Halo Portable. You guys should dl that shit so we can play.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32582 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:07:05 PM »

I'd make BruceLeeroy style OPs for random puzzle games or shovelware

Tasty · « **Reply #32583 on:** November 19, 2012, 09:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 19, 2012, 09:07:05 PM

I'd make BruceLeeroy style OPs for random puzzle games or shovelware

Takao also does this (for Medabots and DBZ games no one cares about, lol.)

Takao · « **Reply #32584 on:** November 19, 2012, 10:51:11 PM »

I've never made an OT for a Medabots game ... because there hasn't been a recent one released in a language I understand. : /

As for the Dragon Ball games, those OTs are like 10 minute things, and given how shit recent games have been I suspect I won't be making another for a while.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32585 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:20:52 AM »

Man, I will totally go to a buffet by myself, particularly a breakfast one. I don't have to watch other people slobber over their plates, and I can get down to business without a bunch of lip-flapping.

StealthFan · « **Reply #32586 on:** November 20, 2012, 03:14:23 AM »

I love chinese buffets. Breakfast buffets are delicious as well, and you're absolutely right. It's much better when you don't hear yapping. It's still sad as fuck though as you're eating at a place that's meant for groups and socializing.

hampster · « **Reply #32587 on:** November 20, 2012, 08:54:35 AM »

A short and sweet preview of the next Cruncheons episode:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500599

king of the internet · « **Reply #32588 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:26:27 AM »

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 08:54:35 AM

A short and sweet preview of the next Cruncheons episode:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500599

He got a few people mad but the thread was mostly ruined by all the dummies running the "he got banned lol!" joke into the ground.

But the posters redirecting their butthurt into attacks towards his supposed protected troll status are somewhat amusing. They try to hide it, but I can see the hurt behind their eyes.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32589 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:01:28 AM »

yeah, that thread is like if Sasha Baron Cohen's personalities got called out while he was interviewing someone.

but the points were made, things that needed to be said were said, and plenty of ninthings are making salty passive aggressive comments. The words "tumescent" and "unpeople" were used with great success.

Takuan · « **Reply #32590 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:14:01 AM »

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 08:54:35 AM

A short and sweet preview of the next Cruncheons episode:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500599

No one delivers better. Such ire, such loathing.

Btw, I went and ordered the first two books in The Milkweed Triptych after listening to the last podcast. They sound like a great time. Unfortunately, Amazon borked my order and shipped it to some public school library, so I've gotta wait something like a week to get them in.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44554419&postcount=288

hampster · « **Reply #32591 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:20:00 AM »

That reminds me, I started The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms because of the podcast but never finished it. I need to get back to that. Its pretty good but I'm not as high on it as Doug was.

demi · « **Reply #32592 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:28:39 AM »

I need drohne's impressions of Wii U... did he die

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32593 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:34:37 AM »

admittedly, my impression of 100K kingdoms was predicated on my utter fatigue for standard grimdark grr martin fantasy tropes and clichés.

demi · « **Reply #32594 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:34:40 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44553881&postcount=253

lol. Get on my level

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32595 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:40:01 AM »

There's a beautiful symmetry in Drinky's post and Nintendo's release of Nintendoland. Both are very broad, simple pastiches of things from the past, yet reach a wide audience because people are stupid and can't help themselves.

Takuan · « **Reply #32596 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:42:31 AM »

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 10:20:00 AM

That reminds me, I started The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms because of the podcast but never finished it. I need to get back to that. Its pretty good but I'm not as high on it as Doug was.

I considered getting that as well, but figured I should get through the Milkweed books first.

Vertigo · « **Reply #32597 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Nibel;44553204

Hello I have a tag and make a thread where I call out a game because I don't like it and so should you

Such a pissant Nintard.

Thread was worth it for this exchange.

Quote from: Dorfdad;44554316

Sir you can Lick my sack.. There I said it. Granted you might be a dudebro gamer, but I am loving the game and I was even able to get my wife to game with me and the kids last night for an hour playing some of the mini games.

Kids love it, were having a blast. Sorry it's not COD (I have that also) but its a great family fun game and to be honest having more fun with this than Wii-Sports.

If your being sarcastic well played sir well played..

Quote from: Drinky Crow;44554419

you dull porker, anything done in the company of others is entertaining. that you chose to squander your halfwit family's free time playing this shitty dissonant fugue of corporate cynicism instead of, i dunno, making fucking pinterest crafts or trying to trick your youngest into drinking beer or whatever you gobsmacked yokels do, makes you utterly persecutable in your complete immorality. i hope your next box of twinkies is full of aids.

Atramental · « **Reply #32598 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:49:48 AM »

Quote from: Takuan on November 20, 2012, 10:14:01 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44554419&postcount=288
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Wow.

Takuan · « **Reply #32599 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:09:10 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 20, 2012, 10:49:48 AM

Quote from: Takuan on November 20, 2012, 10:14:01 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44554419&postcount=288
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Wow.

ALL KINDS OF TORTFUL

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32600 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:11:58 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 20, 2012, 03:14:23 AM

I love chinese buffets. Breakfast buffets are delicious as well, and you're absolutely right. It's much better when you don't hear yapping. It's still sad as fuck though as you're eating at a place that's meant for groups and socializing.

It's only sad when you stop eating!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32601 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:17:00 AM »

Best Wii U thread on the Internet.

Huff · « **Reply #32602 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:30:11 AM »

Wrath your not exactly being too careful with your alt

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32603 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:46:11 AM »

calling it a "troll thread" is a defense mechanism.

"hahaha he can't be serious, troll thread, right, right?! Somebody PLEASE tell me this is a troll thread?!!!" $:-\$

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #32604 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:46:32 AM »

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on November 20, 2012, 11:39:13 AM

I never am.

I thought you were pretty subtle the last time. You know, when you were posting as WrathOfOtaibah linking Wrath2X's posts as the greatest posts in GAF's history.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32605 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:59:59 AM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on November 20, 2012, 11:46:32 AM

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on November 20, 2012, 11:39:13 AM
I never am.

I thought you were pretty subtle the last time. You know, when you were posting as WrathOfOtaibah linking Wrath2X's posts as the greatest posts in GAF's history.

IIRC he had his actual face as his avatar, too.

hampster · « **Reply #32606 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:02:43 PM »

Quite the history lesson in that thread. First time I've read Drinky's OoT review

Steve Contra · « **Reply #32607 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:28:50 PM »

Oh man it's good see an oldschool Drinky Crow troll thread. the kind where people know they're getting blatantly but can't stop themselves from crying about it.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #32608 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:39:00 PM »

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 12:02:43 PM

Quite the history lesson in that thread. First time I've read Drinky's OoT review

The only thing that gets in the way of its majesty is the inelegance of the English language.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32609 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:41:41 PM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #32610 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:56:19 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558402&postcount=514 :'( :'( :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32611 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:00:38 PM »

Nirolak locked the thread.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32612 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:01:49 PM »

who doesn't enjoy a bloated bag of vaginal whiskers?

Tasty · « **Reply #32613 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:02:48 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on November 20, 2012, 12:56:19 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558402&postcount=514 :'( :'( :'(

Just came here to post that.

I want nothing to do with this godforsaken fanbase anymore, I want off. Someone let me off!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32614 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:04:00 PM »

i mean, in some countries it is considered a delicacy

Broseidon · « **Reply #32615 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:20:57 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on November 20, 2012, 12:56:19 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558402&postcount=514 :'( :'( :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:hehe

[close]

hampster · « **Reply #32616 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:27:33 PM »

Quote from: Nirolak

Just so we're clear, Drinky Crow is an actual real person who talks on the weekly Cruncheon podcasts.

He's not an imaginary poster or a dummy for a mod/admin.

FStop7 · « **Reply #32617 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:28:06 PM »

Drinky is an artist.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32618 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:38:52 PM »

This A.I. program needs more tweaking ...

Quote

This is very exciting, but I'll remain cautiously optimistic along with them until they have reached a sufficient confidence interval.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44559142&postcount=230

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32619 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »

Maybe they'll all have some deep introspection and realize that it wasn't drinky's original message that got the thread closed-- it was the whiny reactions, conspiracy theories, and lame "i'm in on the joke" cheerleading squad.

who am i kidding, average joe on the internet is incapable of self-reflection or admitting even an iota of fault/weakness.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32620 on:** November 20, 2012, 01:45:44 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on November 20, 2012, 01:28:06 PM

Drinky is an artist.

The Internet is his canvas and bitter tears are his medium.

Broseidon · « **Reply #32621 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:14:46 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500650

MIMIC · « **Reply #32622 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:15:34 PM »

And locked....

(the op's 6th locked thread this year)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32623 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on November 19, 2012, 04:56:44 PM

In hindsight, it's obvious his "rehab" would only be a weekend.

He was freaked out about the threat of his work finding out about his drug use, so there's no way he could slip away from his job for a week or a month without explanation.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500650

That lasted longer than I thought it would.

Atramental · « **Reply #32624 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:16:26 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 20, 2012, 02:14:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500650

Ha.

Like... thanks for telling us Amirox's personal shit? Haha...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32625 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on November 20, 2012, 02:16:26 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on November 20, 2012, 02:14:46 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500650
Ha.

Like... thanks for telling us Amirox's personal shit? Haha...

He made it a big deal about it before he left, and then started posting again yesterday. I'd say it's fair game.

Atramental · « **Reply #32626 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:18:59 PM »

True, true.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #32627 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:41:21 PM »

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 01:27:33 PM

Quote from: Nirolak
Just so we're clear, Drinky Crow is an actual real person who talks on the weekly Cruncheon podcasts.

He's not an imaginary poster or a dummy for a mod/admin.

:'(

we're recording tonight!

archie4208 · « **Reply #32628 on:** November 20, 2012, 02:50:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500621

In case ya'll want some more Ninthing delusion.

king of the internet · « **Reply #32629 on:** November 20, 2012, 03:06:43 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on November 20, 2012, 02:50:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500621

In case ya'll want some more Ninthing delusion.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557786&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557810&postcount=54
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557858&postcount=63
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558125&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558170&postcount=121
etc...that's enough for me

Turns out the developer is to blame, not Nintendo. Wrap it up.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32630 on:** November 20, 2012, 03:23:28 PM »

It doesn't help when 80% of the responses all have Nintendo avatars.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32631 on:** November 20, 2012, 03:27:37 PM »

Yeah, I try not to be that guy who dismisses posts based on avatars.... But that thread is making it very very difficult.

cool breeze · « **Reply #32632 on:** November 20, 2012, 03:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 20, 2012, 03:23:28 PM

It doesn't help when 80% of the responses all have Nintendo avatars.

I like when that happens. The complete lack of self-awareness is astonishing.

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on November 20, 2012, 02:41:21 PM

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: Nirolak
Just so we're clear, Drinky Crow is an actual real person who talks on the weekly Cruncheon podcasts.

He's not an imaginary poster or a dummy for a mod/admin.

:'(

we're recording tonight!

Did you open the box?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32633 on:** November 20, 2012, 04:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on November 20, 2012, 12:39:00 PM

Quote from: hampster on November 20, 2012, 12:02:43 PM
Quite the history lesson in that thread. First time I've read Drinky's OoT review

The only thing that gets in the way of its majesty is the inelegance of the English language.

In his defense, back then he was only 34.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #32634 on:** November 20, 2012, 04:42:36 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on November 20, 2012, 04:29:46 PM

In his defense, back then he was only 34.

Takao · « **Reply #32635 on:** November 20, 2012, 04:48:14 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on November 20, 2012, 03:06:43 PM

Quote from: archie4208 on November 20, 2012, 02:50:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500621

In case ya'll want some more Ninthing delusion.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557786&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557810&postcount=54
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557858&postcount=63
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558125&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558170&postcount=121
etc...that's enough for me

Turns out the developer is to blame, not Nintendo. Wrap it up.

Ninthings please, Nintendo shows up 6 years LTTP and you expect developers to redo all of their well established tools to get their games running primo on a console that will be obsolete tech wise in 12 months? It's Nintendo's job to have realized that, and provide their own set of tools to help development, but lol blaming Nintendo.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #32636 on:** November 20, 2012, 04:56:57 PM »

Quote from: Takao on November 20, 2012, 04:48:14 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on November 20, 2012, 03:06:43 PM
Quote from: archie4208 on November 20, 2012, 02:50:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500621

In case ya'll want some more Ninthing delusion.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557786&postcount=50
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557810&postcount=54
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44557858&postcount=63
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558125&postcount=115
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44558170&postcount=121
etc...that's enough for me

Turns out the developer is to blame, not Nintendo. Wrap it up.

Ninthings please, Nintendo shows up 6 years LTTP and you expect developers to redo all of their well established tools to get their games running primo on a console that will be obsolete tech wise in 12 months? It's Nintendo's job to have realized that, and provide their own set of tools to help development, but lol blaming Nintendo.

That's it exactly. Why should developers bother with spending months learning the in's and out's of the Wii U's architecture when two vastly more powerful systems are coming out in 12 months or less? More than likely, any additional resources that aren't currently engaged with Xbox360/PS3 games are probably hard at work on the next generation.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32637 on:** November 20, 2012, 05:54:38 PM »

BUBUBUBUBUBU Zelda 2011 Demo! :'(

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #32638 on:** November 20, 2012, 05:56:15 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2012, 05:54:38 PM

BUBUBUBUBUBU Zelda 2011 Demo! :'(

Just as a gut check -- as I've been fooled by people trolling as fake fans before -- are some of these people serious when presenting that as evidence of the Wii U's power?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32639 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:06:54 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on November 20, 2012, 05:56:15 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
BUBUBUBUBUBU Zelda 2011 Demo! :'(

Just as a gut check -- as I've been fooled by people trolling as fake fans before -- are some of these people serious when presenting that as evidence of the Wii U's power?

Well, Drinky would describe them as "unpeople."

News:

Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6016132 times)