The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Flannel Boy]

HAHA my parents, who fought all the time, have slept in separate bedrooms for sixteen years. 

[brawndolicious]

I don't know how anyone can be surprised at kids who attack their bullies physically.  It's pretty much how we teach kids to solve their problems.  All their heroes solve their problems with violence.  Batman doesn't sit the Joker down for a stern talking-to, Optimus and Megatron rarely have tea anymore, and even in Pokemon, problems always come down to violence.  Never mind fiction that directly shows bully/bullied relationships where the bullied finally stands up to the bully and pops him to cheers and universal acclaim.

Don't want kids to use violence to solve their problems, stop teaching them that violence solves problems.  Which is going to be hard, because violence has a tendency to solve problems even in real life.

That's not how you're expected to behave as an adult so yeah, people just suck at raising kids. Usually bullies WANT to get you mad enough to fight them so we should be teaching kids to realize that.

[Flannel Boy]

HAHA my parents, who fought all the time, have slept in separate bedrooms for sixteen years. 

Preparing you for a life in which you and your sweetheart would always sleep in separate bedrooms?

Sadly, we not only sleep in separate bedrooms we sleep in separate homes.

[DCharlieJP]

Maybe a kids in UK thing but during my school years tattle taking to teachers brought no sympathy - also bullying tended to be physical.

[Don Flamenco]

I've never been bullied. In fact I'm pretty sure I was a sort of a bully in elementary school.

i was kinda bullyish, even though i'm a scrawny fuck. 

I guess I got bullied by this korean guy who would attack people randomly in the hallway, so not really personal.  It was pretty weird.

[DCharlieJP]

Also - in business - certain lines of it - you don't have to go far to find bullies

[Shadow Mod]

Just teach your kid how to get even in other ways. Really use their brain for sociopathic acts.

[Broseidon]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

[Atramental]

The other day Eggman was telling me that he would pay EviLore $300 for another chance to post on GAF.

[Flannel Boy]

you too can be malek49803295731093500 for just seven easy payments of $89.99 plus shipping and handling.

[TakingBackSunday]

sany panky is pretty dumbtarded

[Flannel Boy]

sany panky is pretty dumbtarded

This sentence sounds like something that would have been uttered in Idiocracy.

[Momo]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

I'm willing to chip in with helping get this man setup on GAF (for a not insignificant monetary reward). GAF deserves him, other places he may inhabit now do not :'(

[StealthFan]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

[parallax]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

He's fucking stupid.  Even with a new name that no one knew, he would still fuck it up.

[nudemacusers]

Eggman died? What offed him?

[Atramental]

He said he wanted to jizz on some model's tits. Or something.

[Purple Filth]

Eggman died? What offed him?

some post of wanting to jizz on some girl's tits (the pic was posted in the thread)

[Momo]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

I dont agree. Keep him ON NeoGAF and AWAY from the rest of the net.

[Oblivion]

HAHA my parents, who fought all the time, have slept in separate bedrooms for sixteen years. 

*high five*

Same with mine!

[Shadow Mod]

Either of you got religious parents?

[StealthFan]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

I dont agree. Keep him ON NeoGAF and AWAY from the rest of the net.

That's what I said, but with typos. Eggman is shit and of course he pulls the "persona" card after he's banned.

[Momo]

I read you wring, it was early in the am sorry

But yeah if we can keep him on GAF and make money off it, why not?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

He's fucking stupid.  Even with a new name that no one knew, he would still fuck it up.

Tell him I have an account for sale. Lets see where this goes 

[Shaka Khan]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

What exactly was his schtick?

[Momo]

What exactly was his schtick?

Actively being shit

[Himu]

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/77652-yo-nigerian-im-calling-you-out.html

Who the fuck is Ricki Lake Hoe? Is that you Stealthfan?

[Broseidon]

Remember you guys were talking about selling alts?

Dennis Grapsas: its been 2 days and im having gaf withdrawals. i would give a lot of money to restart gaf afresh without the stupid eggman schtick

What exactly was his schtick?

Blame space wannabe.

[Shaka Khan]

For the sake of refreshing my memory, can someone describe BS's schtick?

[Oblivion]

Either of you got religious parents?

I do. Well, my mom at least. Dad didn't really seem to care for that sort of thing.

[Broseidon]

For the sake of refreshing my memory, can someone describe BS's schtick?

unfunny "I'm so relaxed and laid back look how little I give a shit but actually I clearly try really hard" shitposting.

[thisismyusername]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

Nope, eventually he'll come to the realization that no one likes him and... you know...

[headwalk]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

I dont agree. Keep him ON NeoGAF and AWAY from the rest of the net.

That's what I said, but with typos. Eggman is shit and of course he pulls the "persona" card after he's banned.

i feel like anyone who has a multiple thousand post account who sees their outright rejection and pulls the persona card is desperate for a way out of their own skin, a fantasy which they live out on the ever changing tides of internet communities.

[Barry Egan]

keep Eggman's stupid taco ass on NEOGAF, ffs. The internet doesn't need is him making the rounds.

I dont agree. Keep him ON NeoGAF and AWAY from the rest of the net.

That's what I said, but with typos. Eggman is shit and of course he pulls the "persona" card after he's banned.

i feel like anyone who has a multiple thousand post account who sees their outright rejection and pulls the persona card is desperate for a way out of their own skin, a fantasy which they live out on the ever changing tides of internet communities.

Aka The Costanza postulate.

[Tasty]

The other day Eggman was telling me that he would pay EviLore $300 for another chance to post on GAF.

What the...

[Flannel Boy]

Either of you got religious parents?

My mother is a devout Roman Catholic, and by devout I mean she prays several hours a day and goes to church several times a week.

[Shaka Khan]

Sounds like an average Muslim mom, lulz.

...

[Flannel Boy]

Why are Muslim moms going several times a week to Catholic church?

[Shaka Khan]

I don't know, why?

[Momo]

To cross the road

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

[Flannel Boy]

to get to the stations of the cross.

[Don Flamenco]

sometimes i wonder about divorced parents vs. should be/alwas seemingly on the verge of divorce parents, where you grow up under two totally different rule sets and get aligned with one or the other (guess which i had )

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507657

The first legit Sony vs. Microsoft console warz thread I've seen on GAF in a couple of years.  2013 is going to be really entertaining.

[Huff]

Best part about being unbanned is have all the people back on ignore

[brawndolicious]

Gotta feel bad for this dude.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=507719

[Steve Contra]

"My wife is cheating on me and I'm distinguished mentally-challenged" all rolled into one post.

[ToxicAdam]

Gotta feel bad for this dude.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=507719

smells like bullshit..

Many of those one-off, tawdry threads are by people that barely post.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507657

The first legit Sony vs. Microsoft console warz thread I've seen on GAF in a couple of years.  2013 is going to be really entertaining.

To be fair to him, when he sees Sony fans acting foolish it's not seen as irrational. It's normal, acceptable behavior since it aligns with his views. The reverse also being true of Microsoft fans, Nintendo fans, Valve fans etc. The level of stupid is going to be ratcheted up incredibly high this year as E3 approaches, and these threads are going to become graveyards of gray.

Let me set the scene:  it's the beginning of a trailer for a fantasy/medieval movie.  There are some quick flashes before the voice over starts--an old man or king or someone reading the above post^^  As he reads, the images of a huge war breaking out over the land flash, as the strings in the background orchestral music build tension.  After "graveyards of gray" it all suddenly stops, a snippet from the middle of a scene where character says something poignant or shocking plays for emphasis (maybe "I'm an expert"), then the music releases again as the marquee reveals the movie title.


this quote also kinda works:

What is this silly talk about Sony "dethroning" Microsoft? That's like saying Romney was attempting to dethrone John McCain. Nintendo sits on the throne. And that puts into perspective how far mighty Sony fell in just one generation. They have to fight tooth and nail just to scrape their way out of last place and aren't even in sniffing distance of Nintendo. That's why when analysts look at this generation, Sony is the biggest loser. To lose so much marketshare and mindshare in such a short period of time is frightening to stockholders/analysts. The good thing for them is that they leave this generation looking and performing much better than they started, and the company on the throne came out of the generation looking and performing horrendously..

[FStop7]

Dudes stabbing each other with wireless controllers.  GAF mods portrayed as Nazgul-like creatures flying on dragons above the fray, surrounded by red auras, randomly zapping combatants below, turning them to gray statues.

oh my god this is the bessssssst:

No one should feel worship or orgasm every PR comment or even Major Nelson's tweety.
If you do, then you are so loyalist to them, that don't mind being wallet rape by MS (all companies) which only care for.


LOL where's have you been with every Major Nelson's NPD tweety.

[StealthFan]

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/77652-yo-nigerian-im-calling-you-out.html

Who the fuck is Ricki Lake Hoe? Is that you Stealthfan?

I wish that was me. It's incredibly easy to guess my identity once you see the username.

[DCharlieJP]

To lose so much marketshare and mindshare in such a short period of time is frightening to stockholders/analysts

it's weird seeing Nthings use this as a battering ram when Nintendo's appeal to stockholders at the moment is akin to bricking up your dead relatives into your houses north supporting wall.

[Shadow Mod]

You know these relationship/cheating threads are great cannon fodder. If I was banned and had a dupe ready I'd just make one to see how many people get axed for calling my thread shit or saying "stealth brag."


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46286135&postcount=8

 

[FStop7]

Kaijima never missing a chance to juggle Reggie's balls.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507764

[Shaka Khan]

I was just reading that. I honestly can't the remember the last time he posted something short or unapologetic, let alone both.

[Steve Contra]

You know these relationship/cheating threads are great cannon fodder. If I was banned and had a dupe ready I'd just make one to see how many people get axed for calling my thread shit or saying "stealth brag."


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46286135&postcount=8

 

College is the fun.

[Barry Egan]

I actually completely agree with Opiate on that one 

[king of the internet]

I was just reading that. I honestly can't the remember the last time he posted something short or unapologetic, let alone both.

I used to think he was a decent poster, but honestly at this point when I see his posts I just read a few lines, roll my eyes, then scroll past. He seems dead set on proving to the internet that he's the most reasonable guy on the planet but his posts often stink of bias.

[Huff]

Opiate is so out of touch with reality. Maybe he really is a robot

[Shaka Khan]

I was just reading that. I honestly can't the remember the last time he posted something short or unapologetic, let alone both.

I used to think he was a decent poster, but honestly at this point when I see his posts I just read a few lines, roll my eyes, then scroll past. He seems dead set on proving to the internet that he's the most reasonable guy on the planet but his posts often stink of bias.

"Please understand" sums him up.

Edit: I used to think he was an ok dude, as recent as a few pages back when everyone suspected him being a mod candidate. The Wii U launch has exposed an ugly side of him.