Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6006979 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #36480 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:45:30 AM »

Wait, what the hell happened in this thread? Reads like half the posts were deleted or something

Who was Jackben?

FStop7 · « **Reply #36481 on:** January 12, 2013, 12:03:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508024

"Verbose" is not the same as "eloquent"...

Opiate strikes me as being creepily possessive of GirlGAF, which explains why he doesn't like it when photos of other men get posted.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #36482 on:** January 12, 2013, 12:27:42 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 12, 2013, 11:11:11 AM

well, at least we haven't lost your zany and irreverent posting style here at the bore. So eccentric! So edgy!

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Began, you hide your fierce burning passion and admiration for my posts with all the conviction of a négligée.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #36483 on:** January 12, 2013, 12:28:27 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36484 on:** January 12, 2013, 12:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Cascade on January 12, 2013, 09:48:55 AM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on January 12, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
I was known as osietra, but that particular episode in my life has been closed. Probably by opiate, as he had a huge boner over me for some bizarre reason. Probably because I'm handsome and intelligent.
It was definitely him:
Quote from: Opiate
Absolutely correct analysis. He's the type of troll who survives by striking rarely and only from the shadows.

He's gone. Gone gone.

Opiate protecting the garden.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #36485 on:** January 12, 2013, 12:53:47 PM »

Hang the traitor, or at least firmly admonish.

archnemesis · « **Reply #36486 on:** January 12, 2013, 01:11:52 PM »

Are you confusing CharlieDigital with DCharlie?

archnemesis · « **Reply #36487 on:** January 12, 2013, 01:27:01 PM »

I hope you don't confuse me with ArchAngel. I'm the one who doesn't collect anime body pillows.

etiolate · « **Reply #36488 on:** January 12, 2013, 02:48:56 PM »

Posted in the gaf guild wars 2 thread:

insertguardianjokehere

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #36489 on:** January 12, 2013, 03:02:10 PM »

BAAARRRRRRRRRF

Oblivion · « **Reply #36490 on:** January 12, 2013, 03:52:14 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46357354&postcount=166

:'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36491 on:** January 12, 2013, 03:58:45 PM »

Wii U finally broke Drinky's youthful spirit, only bitter old Van Cruncheon remains.

parallax · « **Reply #36492 on:** January 12, 2013, 04:44:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 12, 2013, 12:51:28 PM

Quote from: Cascade on January 12, 2013, 09:48:55 AM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on January 12, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
I was known as osietra, but that particular episode in my life has been closed. Probably by opiate, as he had a huge boner over me for some bizarre reason. Probably because I'm handsome and intelligent.
It was definitely him:
Quote from: Opiate
Absolutely correct analysis. He's the type of troll who survives by striking rarely and only from the shadows.

He's gone. Gone gone.

Opiate protecting the garden.

i wonder if thinks hes truly protecting them from something.

FStop7 · « **Reply #36493 on:** January 12, 2013, 06:14:33 PM »

Quote from: parallax on January 12, 2013, 04:44:51 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 12, 2013, 12:51:28 PM
Quote from: Cascade on January 12, 2013, 09:48:55 AM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on January 12, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
I was known as osietra, but that particular episode in my life has been closed. Probably by opiate, as he had a huge boner over me for some bizarre reason. Probably because I'm handsome and intelligent.
It was definitely him:
Quote from: Opiate
Absolutely correct analysis. He's the type of troll who survives by striking rarely and only from the shadows.

He's gone. Gone gone.

Opiate protecting the garden.

i wonder if thinks hes truly protecting them from something.

1st law of robotics

Tasty · « **Reply #36494 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:04:33 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on January 12, 2013, 06:14:33 PM

1st law of robotics

Atramental · « **Reply #36495 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:24:30 PM »

Hey guys. I made something.

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Atramental · « **Reply #36496 on:** January 12, 2013, 07:38:26 PM »

Quote

Hey guys. I made something.

(Image removed from quote.)

I guess I should provide some context...

Tasty · « **Reply #36497 on:** January 12, 2013, 08:48:31 PM »

And the dumb GAF thread of the week award goes to... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508080

FStop7 · « **Reply #36498 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 12, 2013, 08:48:31 PM

And the dumb GAF thread of the week award goes to... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508080

I raise you this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508098

Atra, that's pretty funny.

Broseidon · « **Reply #36499 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:31:30 PM »

So Ripclawe isnt permad? Huh.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #36500 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:36:17 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on January 12, 2013, 10:16:38 PM

Quote from: Andrex on January 12, 2013, 08:48:31 PM
And the dumb GAF thread of the week award goes to... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508080

I raise you this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508098

Alta, that's pretty funny.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508049
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508094
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508041

FStop7 · « **Reply #36501 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:44:15 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 12, 2013, 10:36:17 PM

Quote from: FStop7 on January 12, 2013, 10:16:38 PM
Quote from: Andrex on January 12, 2013, 08:48:31 PM
And the dumb GAF thread of the week award goes to... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508080

I raise you this http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508098

Alta, that's pretty funny.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508049
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508094
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508041

Totally guilty of thread #3 :'( I still get shit from my friends about one such occasion when I was completely oblivious to a woman who was practically in my face waving her arms trying to get me to talk to her as I spaced out in the lounge of a club.

Broseidon · « **Reply #36502 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:48:10 PM »

thread 3 makes me want to kill myself

fucking younger me :'(

Atramental · « **Reply #36503 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:02:59 PM »

If I had two mounds of flesh protruding from my chest I would want some ventilation for those puppies.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36504 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:04:29 PM »

Yes, they're doing it for comfort . . . while making videos on the Internets geared for horny nerds. Comfort. . . .

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36505 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:06:41 PM »

I take off my pants while watching these videos. For comfort.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #36506 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:08:26 PM »

Why don't we all just keep our clothes on. Some of us are just interested in the video games!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36507 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:09:45 PM »

Who plays videogames with clothes on?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #36508 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:31:58 PM »

Congratulations, you have aspergers.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36509 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 12, 2013, 10:31:30 PM

So Ripclawe isnt permad? Huh.

I read this as "Perma-mad" and thought "Man, that must be a relief. It would suck to be mad all the time."

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #36510 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on January 12, 2013, 11:31:58 PM

Congratulations, you have aspergers.

i didn't expect it to be the entire movie.

thats actually... really impressive.

Broseidon · « **Reply #36511 on:** January 12, 2013, 11:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 12, 2013, 11:37:13 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on January 12, 2013, 10:31:30 PM
So Ripclawe isnt permad? Huh.

I read this as "Perma-mad" and thought "Man, that must be a relief. It would suck to be mad all the time."

tbh ripclawe probably is perma-mad. I bet he's all "fuckin blacks!!! *fist shake*" all day or some shit.

MIMIC · « **Reply #36512 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:28:41 AM »

Eggman was perm'd from here? lol....how did that happen?

Atramental · « **Reply #36513 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:48:52 AM »

I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.

I forget which thread it was but Demi pretty much nuked him from orbit.

Tasty · « **Reply #36514 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:29:48 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46383776&postcount=159

Don't know how to take this post. $:-\$

Atramental · « **Reply #36515 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:37:35 AM »

Sadsic was apparently raped when he was a kid.

That's why he's a bit... different.

Tasty · « **Reply #36516 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:45:11 AM »

I remember a couple threads popping up about trying to prevent his suicide, that's why I don't know how to read it.

Atramental · « **Reply #36517 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:12:34 AM »

He seems to sarcastically boast from time to time about his mental instability so that's probably what he's doing in that post.

Tasty · « **Reply #36518 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:19:11 AM »

Ah, I see. That's, um, probably not healthy. But maybe it is, I dunno.

Vertigo · « **Reply #36519 on:** January 13, 2013, 05:19:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507950

This thread took out multiple Sony fanboys under the thread whining rule.

I'm especially pleased to see MetalMurphy and Wuthering Heights get got finally.

Momo · « **Reply #36520 on:** January 13, 2013, 07:35:17 AM »

As much as I love a good ban spree and the delicious vinegar it produces to season my chips, neogaf has really jumped the shark with this new thread thing if someone just takes a post from another thread where they are discussing the same thing and makes a new thread out of it. Special snowflake syndrome indeed.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #36521 on:** January 13, 2013, 08:59:35 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387404&postcount=52

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387490&postcount=55

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387890&postcount=66

my eyes rolled at "for the record, I've never done this before." You can tell by all the talk of STDs and proud snitching, he doesn't actually have any sexually active friends or lifestyle.

And who supports his friend theory?
robots like cold logic:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46387984&postcount=68

thisismyusername · « **Reply #36522 on:** January 13, 2013, 12:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:48:52 AM

I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.

And I still missed that so I could've used it for trolling purposes. :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #36523 on:** January 13, 2013, 12:15:01 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on January 13, 2013, 12:14:18 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:48:52 AM
I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.

And I still missed that so I could've used it for trolling purposes. :'(

I think he posted it at OA as well. You might want to see if it is still up there.

tiesto · « **Reply #36524 on:** January 13, 2013, 12:32:46 PM »

LOL at some of the setup posted here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46335069&postcount=256

Broseidon · « **Reply #36525 on:** January 13, 2013, 12:54:02 PM »

It's like Toy Soldier's animu obsessed brother or something

Edit: Or StayDead's porn room.

Atramental · « **Reply #36526 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:13:01 PM »

GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

demi · « **Reply #36527 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:40:38 PM »

You're really not, though.

Tasty · « **Reply #36528 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:44:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:13:01 PM

GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

The Bore reminds me of that, GAF just reinforces it with the strength of a wrecking ball.

tiesto · « **Reply #36529 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:46:36 PM »

Hmm, looks like the post and comments about it were deleted, probably because it derailed the thread

Atramental · « **Reply #36530 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:11:11 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 13, 2013, 01:40:38 PM

You're really not, though.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #36531 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:00:24 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 13, 2013, 12:15:01 PM

I think he posted it at OA as well. You might want to see if it is still up there.

Nope. Not wading into that cesspit.

tiesto · « **Reply #36532 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:29:02 PM »

Alright, found some of the pics of the guy's setup in my cache.

WARNING WARNING WARNING

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9938/005adm.jpg
http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/3459/004ld.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img14/5164/001kigs.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img402/5153/003msk.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img577/5496/006qtg.jpg

MIMIC · « **Reply #36533 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:34:53 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:48:52 AM

I believe he posted his Eggman Jr. in a thread.

I didn't immediately understand what this meant

But now that I do

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36534 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:49:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:13:01 PM

GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

.

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VAN NUYS, CA—A study released this week by the San Fernando Valley Institute for Adults-Only Research indicates that a staggering 96 percent of U.S. pornography is consumed by the filthiest 1 percent of the population. “Of all the pornography watched everywhere in the world, the vast majority is consumed by this elite group of ‘super-perverts,’” the study read in part. “The most disturbing aspect of these findings is that everybody in the top 1 percent thinks that everyone else is looking at porn too, and that this is somehow ‘normal,’ but in fact the individuals who think this are small in number and simply the nastiest, dirtiest masturbating freaks out there.” The report concluded that the filthiest 1 percent should feel deep shame for being such incredibly disgusting deviants.

Atramental · « **Reply #36535 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:22:47 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 13, 2013, 03:49:56 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 13, 2013, 01:13:01 PM
GAF often reminds me that I'm a well adjusted, emotionally balanced, and relatively normal human being.

.
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VAN NUYS, CA—A study released this week by the San Fernando Valley Institute for Adults-Only Research indicates that a staggering 96 percent of U.S. pornography is consumed by the filthiest 1 percent of the population. “Of all the pornography watched everywhere in the world, the vast majority is consumed by this elite group of ‘super-perverts,’” the study read in part. “The most disturbing aspect of these findings is that everybody in the top 1 percent thinks that everyone else is looking at porn too, and that this is somehow ‘normal,’ but in fact the individuals who think this are small in number and simply the nastiest, dirtiest masturbating freaks out there.” The report concluded that the filthiest 1 percent should feel deep shame for being such incredibly disgusting deviants.

That's totally an Onion article.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36536 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:24:43 PM »

Maybe...

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #36537 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:32:21 PM »

Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36538 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:41:44 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 13, 2013, 03:29:02 PM

Alright, found some of the pics of the guy's setup in my cache.

WARNING WARNING WARNING

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9938/005adm.jpg
http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/3459/004ld.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img14/5164/001kigs.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img402/5153/003msk.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img577/5496/006qtg.jpg

I bet he buys Kleenex in bulk

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36539 on:** January 13, 2013, 04:44:07 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 13, 2013, 04:32:21 PM

Did the guy with all those naked anime chicks make a thread about it or something?

He posted it in the "Post Your Setup" thread, and it got removed.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6006979 times)