I... wow. I'm trying to think up a post of "get help" but I can't really word it well enough.
This dude really needs to talk to someone in real-life about this and not air this openly on GAF of all places. While I hope he doesn't diddle kids, this is something he (IMO) shouldn't deal with alone and I think he needs the help of a shrink or someone to watch him and make sure he doesn't actually diddle kids.