The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Momo]

there is no unified black culture where I live, each tribe and it's descendants are different

[parallax]

there is no unified black culture where I live, each tribe and it's descendants are different

for the most part in the us, we dont have the pleasure of knowing our source of origin.

[FStop7]

Dear TheBore,

Why is Metalmurphy such a horrible, shitty poster?

Love,

FStop7

[TakingBackSunday]

Wait

I was dating a devo lookalike last year? 

[parallax]

Dear TheBore,

Why is Metalmurphy such a horrible, shitty poster?

Love,

FStop7

i thought metalmurphy was banned?

[FStop7]

Dear TheBore,

Why is Metalmurphy such a horrible, shitty poster?

Love,

FStop7

i thought metalmurphy was banned?

no

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47124153&postcount=31

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Dear TheBore,

Why is Metalmurphy such a horrible, shitty poster?

Love,

FStop7

Because he's a Sony cock sucking twit.

Granted you could say that about most people over there but he's willing and able to take multiple Sony cocks at a time.  A total unabashed and insufferable politically correct sfag nazi douchebag of the highest order.

[Momo]

i dont see it

[TakingBackSunday]

yeah not at all

[Steve Youngblood]

yeah not at all

I can see maybe a vague resemblance. But I'm certainly not rubbing my eyes and going "I'm seeing double: four Devos!"

[Verdigris Murder]

The girl on the right looks skeletal. Eat some Cornish Pasty.

[thisismyusername]

Devo looks totally better with long hair and a little more meat on her, real talk.

Also Carl was banned. Maybe Sony threads will be a little less hostile.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138461&postcount=135

lol

[Shadow Mod]

Not seeing the similarity with that chick either. Dark_chris talking about what's creepy sure. Also this black thread wowza.

[TakingBackSunday]

the sooner lore realizes that neogaf isn't a fucking gentlemen's club, the better

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47124127&postcount=32

lol

[Joe Molotov]

Cool story bro.

[Atramental]

Fucking.

How offensive!

[Shaka Khan]

People don't "fuck" on Valentine's day bro. Have some class.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138038&postcount=121

no evilore they will not stop

ban everyone on your site

Who the hell would JackNicholsonNod.gif Dakota Fanning going nude? Have these people really seen her?

People don't "fuck" on Valentine's day bro. Have some class.

They "make love," which is just a classier "fuck."

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138038&postcount=121

no evilore they will not stop

ban everyone on your site

Who the hell would JackNicholsonNod.gif Dakota Fanning going nude? Have these people really seen her?

Eh, I think she's cute, but I'm not gonna make a countdown clock until the movie comes out or anything.

[FStop7]

Zaptruder, fuck off.

[Steve Youngblood]

Zaptruder, fuck off.

I'm going to tell you the same thing I've told AWESOME-O and Broseiden, we need links for context, man.

[Broseidon]

[Vertigo]

Dear TheBore,

Why is Metalmurphy such a horrible, shitty poster?

Love,

FStop7

Because he's a Sony cock sucking twit.

Granted you could say that about most people over there but he's willing and able to take multiple Sony cocks at a time.  A total unabashed and insufferable politically correct sfag nazi douchebag of the highest order.

And surprise,surprise his another hardcore Sony cretin from Europe.

[Shadow Mod]

I'd look up Zap's posting history but that's the kind of poster where it could be a couple different things.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

To be fair I have asked why white people don't use wash cloths

I've heard this brought up before but I don't know of any white people who don't use wash cloths.

America as a whole has this "oh arab woman are hairy and arabs smell like shit" thing that is weird seeing as us arabs wash ourselves a ton more. From Wudhu(washing yourself before prayers) to hosing down our asses after we take a shit and before we wipe. Hell we are told we are supposed to shave our pubes and armpits by Islam. If anything there's a stricter code about being clean than anywhere else in the world 

But oh know we wipe with our hands(we don't), our woman are hairy as hell(they aren't) and we barely shower(we do everyday and then some). Thanky you America.

I heard about the bolded some time ago.  Do women there follow through with that typically?

[FStop7]

Zaptruder, fuck off.

I'm going to tell you the same thing I've told AWESOME-O and Broseiden, we need links for context, man.

My bad.  It wasn't worth posting, anyway.  It was in this thread about ending summer break for schoolkids.  Just usual humorless, "no fun allowed" GAF bullshit.

[thisismyusername]

Eh, I think she's cute, but I'm not gonna make a countdown clock until the movie comes out or anything.

If you think she's cute, more power to you. I just don't think she has the same creepy count-down clock that the Olsen Twins had (before they went to hell promptly after) that some pedo "male fans" had.

[brob]

only the armpits and pubes, soulburn? aren't arab dudes commonly hairy as fuck? true devotion would be shaving all that shit weekly.

[Broseidon]

The oppression burns :'(

[Shadow Mod]

Eh, I think she's cute, but I'm not gonna make a countdown clock until the movie comes out or anything.

If you think she's cute, more power to you. I just don't think she has the same creepy count-down clock that the Olsen Twins had (before they went to hell promptly after) that some pedo "male fans" had.

It's funny though as soon as the clock strikes they're off to get hard over some new jailbait.

[archie4208]

Dunno where else to post this, but I'm getting a malware notice in this thread:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39557.0

I think someone linked an image from a site flagged as malicious.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Dunno where else to post this, but I'm getting a malware notice in this thread:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39557.0

Maybe someone has an image that links from a malicious site?

Yeah, gminsidenews.com.

[brob]

holding hands is lame. helping out a bro shaving his back at the local sauna sounds much better.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138038&postcount=121

no evilore they will not stop

ban everyone on your site

As much as EviLore loathes to admit it, NeoGAF is and always will be a nerd hovel.  There are so many better sites out there that accommodate nerds with taste and sensibility.  NeoGAF is just where 4chan/Kotaku/reddit runoff congeals.  Sad but true.

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't know all this shit about Japanese pop idols. lol. Between that and school girl dates no wonder the birth rate there is in the shitter. From all the media that comes out of there are they really that obsessed with girls who've probably not even gotten their period yet?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138038&postcount=121

no evilore they will not stop

ban everyone on your site

As much as EviLore loathes to admit it, NeoGAF is and always will be a nerd hovel.  There are so many better sites out there that accommodate nerds with taste and sensibility.  NeoGAF is just where 4chan/Kotaku/reddit runoff congeals.  Sad but true.

where are some good tasteful nerd forums?

serious question

[FStop7]

True story: I shaved my entire body once. It was kind of cool but i always preferred to be hairy other than my pits and pubes so I went back to my George "The Animal" Steele look. I've been tempted to shave my mottawa beard and cut my hair lately so who knows.

LOL, I did that too.  Everything but my head.  It actually felt pretty good once I got used to it but I thought my arms looked strange and keeping up with the stubble was a pain.  If there was an easy way to permanently remove all body hair I would do it.  Like just step into a chamber and zap - like the Andromeda Strain.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47154166&postcount=5109

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47154166&postcount=5109

(Image removed from quote.)

Oh god I would write a horrible trollsponse but I don't wanna muck up a dedicated thread.

[Atramental]

Say it here so I can laugh.

[nudemacusers]

Wouldn't it be funny if Will Ferrell got raped by five billiechus, like, right now?

Or something along those lines

[Atramental]

Yeah, that probably wouldn't go over too well in that thread.

edit: "You know what's worse than rape? Getting raped by Will Ferrell in the movie <insert movie that Will Ferrell was in>."

That would be my version.

[nudemacusers]

It's still in first draft form. I tucked it away in the bad thoughts folder before temptation overcame reason.

[Himu]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

[Shadow Mod]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

 

[nudemacusers]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

I want more purse and fashion talk in there tbh

[nudemacusers]

Yeah they need more male genital talk too. I need to know where I stand.

[Atramental]

Bluh... testicles are gross. I don't know why anyone would want to talk about them unless for comedic or medical reasons.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47138038&postcount=121

no evilore they will not stop

ban everyone on your site

As much as EviLore loathes to admit it, NeoGAF is and always will be a nerd hovel.  There are so many better sites out there that accommodate nerds with taste and sensibility.  NeoGAF is just where 4chan/Kotaku/reddit runoff congeals.  Sad but true.

where are some good tasteful nerd forums?

serious question

I have an account at RPS forums, I browse sometimes but it seems pretty similar in content to everywhere else :/

[nudemacusers]

Balls are where it's at. Especially when they tighten pre-pump

[Shadow Mod]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

I want more purse and fashion talk in there tbh

Weird how I of all people brought up clothes and makeup recently >_>.

[Atramental]

New girl likes dog balls: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47151305&postcount=17605

Don't know if that counts.

[Shadow Mod]

In the funny thread? Aguirre competition ++.

[nudemacusers]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

I want more purse and fashion talk in there tbh

Weird how I of all people brought up clothes and makeup recently >_>.

Yeah I saw your recent photoshoot lol. Lead them to the promised land.

[Himu]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

I want more purse and fashion talk in there tbh

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I agree!

[Momo]

New girl likes dog balls: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47151305&postcount=17605

Don't know if that counts.

He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

[nudemacusers]

Fucking girlgaf STILL talking about fucking video games

 

I want more purse and fashion talk in there tbh

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I agree!

Oh, I am completely serious

[Atramental]

New girl likes dog balls: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47151305&postcount=17605

Don't know if that counts.

He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Moby Dick?

Oh... I get what you're saying.

In the funny thread? Aguirre competition ++.

That can only lead to one thing... a binary dick satellite system.