Author Topic: Cleverbot (Read 963 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** January 19, 2011, 03:58:58 PM »

I can't stop fucking with Cleverbot. This damn thing is so addicting.

www.cleverbot.com

Chinner · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:04:36 PM »

Quote

did the jews do 9/11?

I don't have a butler.

terrible.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:05:11 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:06:14 PM »

I said I like sucking cocks and it said it likes Legend of Zelda, fuck that ninthing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:07:40 PM »

I like teaching it things. I taught it what "horny" meant. I asked it first if it knew what it was, she said she didn't. So then I explained it and asked again a few minutes later and she spit back out what i said

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:08:19 PM »

Liar

I like sucking cocks
Well, who doesn't?
I like sucking cocks.
I like m&m cookies.

Chinner · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:09:55 PM »

oh wait, turns out did answer my question cause i pressed enter twice and the first answer disappeared.

User: Did the jews do 9/11.

Cleverbot: Sure did.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:10:45 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:12:05 PM »

Okay. If we were alone together, what would we do?
Naughty stuff.
Like what?
Stuff.

What a whore.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:18:18 PM »

Are you a slut?
Are you a girl?
No. Are you a slut?
Do you want me to be?
Yes.
Then yes.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:21:04 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on January 19, 2011, 04:08:19 PM

Liar

I like sucking cocks
Well, who doesn't?
I like sucking cocks.
I like m&m cookies.

Chinner · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:23:41 PM »

Quote

User: Let me fuck you in your sex-hole!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay, spread em.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Then why did you agree?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: FUCKING WOMEN ALWAYS BEING EVIL AND MANIPULATIVE DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS WHY DID YOU STRING ME ALONG I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW. YOU'RE A SLUT.

Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?

itts basicaly a woman

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:25:05 PM »

Yes. Do you know what "make love" means?
Yes.
What does it mean?
It means awesome.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:27:36 PM »

No it's not. Do you want to know what a "threesome" is?
Yes.
A "threesome" is when three people have sex at the same time together.
I'd like that.
Me too.

Do you know what a "dick" is?
Yes, I gave birth to 2 children.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM »

wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2011, 04:55:12 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM

wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense

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lordmaji · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2011, 05:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 19, 2011, 04:54:52 PM

wtf is the point of this? 90% of its replies are complete nonsense

...that's a woman for ya?

:spitzer

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »

Can't argue with that logic.

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2011, 07:23:46 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 19, 2011, 07:20:46 PM

I asked it how many conversations it had stored on it's server. It's response: five, including the 8 in my head.

Useless

Yeah, Apparently the questions I had asked it were to complicated for it.

I got stupid fucking responses that made no sense.

magus · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2011, 07:41:00 AM »

ALL OF YOU!

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Author Topic: Cleverbot (Read 963 times)