Author Topic: SOMEBODY thinks he's hot shit... (Read 1307 times)

Oblivion · « **on:** February 04, 2011, 04:42:02 AM »

...and that someone is ME!

Why? Well, cause I just happened to unclog my own toilet, on my own, BY MYSELF. Yep, you heard right. Didn't need to call no stinkin shyster plumber or anything, just like the founding fathers did back in the day. I called up my cousin and mocked him for 6 minutes straight for wasting tens of thousands of dollars going to plumber school. And I enjoyed every minute of it. It's good to be a REAL man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to look for spiders.

manliness

edit: also, discuss manly things you've done recently

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2011, 05:28:00 AM »

if ever a post summed up 'filthy poor'...that was it

Oblivion · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2011, 05:54:47 AM »

u mad?

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2011, 05:59:42 AM »

How was the smell?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:10:12 AM »

I make too much money to root around in my own toilet like some filthy poor.

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:24:44 AM »

I uncloged my own toiler last sunday feltgoodman.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2011, 07:59:58 AM »

Any jackass can unclog a fucking toilet. I used to do that shit when I was 6.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2011, 09:43:01 AM »

So you used a plunger? Congratulations!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »

yeah seriously I was unclogging toilets when I was like 8

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:05:41 AM »

how big were your shits when you guys were little?!?!?!

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:09:48 AM »

Big, baby. Big.

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:11:21 AM »

somebody was born in the 90s...

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:12:30 AM »

Pro-tip: never date anyone born in the 90's.

Guess we're not dating, Oblivion.

Robo · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:38:59 AM »

I once tried to fix a toilet that wouldn't stop running and broke off the bar that connects the water valve to the balloon, resulting in the toilet overflowing onto the damn floor (it was empty, thank god). Turned the water off, took everything out of the tank, drove out to Lowes and replaced and installed it myself. My cock felt extra thick that day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM »

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something). It's disgusting and frustrating. You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2011, 11:43:35 AM »

I cracked my head off a car bumper, bled everywhere, went to bed 45 minutes later and DIDN'T die in my sleep.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM

Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something). It's disgusting and frustrating. You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit.

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:30:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM
Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something). It's disgusting and frustrating. You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit.

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

Did you use flexible PVC for the piping? That shit's a breeze now.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2011, 03:43:39 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on February 04, 2011, 03:30:09 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 04, 2011, 12:08:21 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2011, 10:52:32 AM
Plumbing isn't hard (assuming you're not installing piping for an entire house or something). It's disgusting and frustrating. You're working in tiny spaces and with most likely nasty water and shit.

Installing lines for the new bathroom in the basement wasn't bad once we broke out the floor and saw what we were working with.

Did you use flexible PVC for the piping? That shit's a breeze now.

Pex? Yeah, we used that for water lines, but you still have to use regular old piping for waste lines.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2011, 10:29:46 AM »

My manly list laughs at this shit no pun intended. Yesterday I moved a dryer up a bunch of stairs, took the back house door off, got the dryer through, then carried it through a foot of snow to a Uhaul truck in the front of the house; then took it to a female friend's house and guess what, she made me some awesome hot coco. Sure I had help, but even Navy SEALs have partners.

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:23:17 PM »

Shouldn't it have been YOU giving HER the hot cocoa?

Diunx · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2011, 04:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2011, 10:29:46 AM

My manly list laughs at this shit no pun intended. Yesterday I moved a dryer up a bunch of stairs, took the back house door off, got the dryer through, then carried it through a foot of snow to a Uhaul truck in the front of the house; then took it to a female friend's house and guess what, she made me some awesome hot coco. Sure I had help, but even Navy SEALs have partners.

I did all that a couple of months ago

(except that it was from my aunt's house to mine and there was no hot coco

)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2011, 09:30:57 PM »

I dug 21 post holes today and set 21 metal posts in ready mix concrete*.

*with my dad.

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