Author Topic: The Valentine's Day Thread of BN Romancing Cougar Snatch (Read 6776 times)

Bacchus7 · « **on:** February 07, 2011, 07:46:03 PM »

Since I called in my reservation today, I figured we could get a thread started. I want this thread to be a place where we guys and gals can feel comfortable talking about what we expect from the holiday, what it means to us, and eventually how it disappointed us all.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:50:34 PM »

i'll get my wife a nice sentimental card, we'll watch some shitty netflix movie, and then we will sidehug.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:58:25 PM »

at the title

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2011, 08:59:27 PM »

son of a fucking bitch its in one week

i was not prepared for this

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:00:07 PM »

We go to dinner the weekend before, and I buy my wife flowers after Valentines Day when they go back to normal prices.

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:00:38 PM »

Most depressing day of the year

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:02:48 PM »

Going to have dinner with a female friend. Will be my last week and Valentine's Day in Florida. Wanna make it special.

etiolate · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:04:47 PM »

Maybe a visit to the sea.

cool breeze · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:06:30 PM »

Depends entirely on if Doki Mahou Daisuki Ex4 arrives in the mail or it's another year of Fufu-Sama Bikurishi

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:26:40 PM »

Female best friend wants to go out to dinner. Dunno where she wants to go, but my vote is for Olive Garden

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:29:59 PM »

Take her to Friday's just to show her how special she is to you.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:34:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2011, 09:26:40 PM

Female best friend wants to go out to dinner. Dunno where she wants to go, but my vote is for Olive Garden

Olive Garden? There has to be a good local Italian place near you.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:36:06 PM »

I agree with PD, female best friends need to know their place on Valentine's Day if they're gonna hang out with you and not put out.

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:39:43 PM »

Let her pay for her food PD

FatalT · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2011, 09:52:28 PM »

Gonna get my girlfriend a card. Not sure what else. Maybe a movie or dinner.

etiolate · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:17:31 PM »

PD

You gotta bring your game up from Olive Garden

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:25:50 PM »

Yeah, Olive Garden is for filthy poors. Take her to somewhere classy, like Red Lobster.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:28:59 PM »

Gonna give the wife head and let it reciprocate. :69

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:29:41 PM »

I plan to spend all day reloading Engadget

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 07, 2011, 10:28:59 PM

Gonna give the wife head and let it reciprocate. :69

Do you call it head because you can stick your head in there ever since the kids came out?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:35:17 PM »

Fuck yeah. She has to keep her mouth open so I can breath.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2011, 10:43:52 PM »

Despite fucking shitty times late last month (cue Cormac chiming in about how we've broken up a million times or whatever), we sorted it out and Valentine's Day, cliche as it is, is our 1 year anniversary. The day will start with the heart-shaped Dominos pizza for lunch (lolz) because we order way too much from there far too regularly and we thought it'd be appropriate. That night, we will ball out of control atop a giant tower for dinner in Shiodome overlooking Tokyo and then get drunk (and probably purikura) in Ginza before heading home. A couple days after that we're going out of the city to Hakone and spending a couple nights in a badass ryokan/mega-Japanese inn with a bath ON THE BALCONY.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:05:52 PM »

Can I be your girlfriend? Am prepared to wait up to 2 weeks until your next breakup

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:08:07 PM »

You didn't tell me you got back together!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2011, 11:05:52 PM

Can I be your girlfriend? Am prepared to wait up to 2 weeks until your next breakup

You're on fire tonight!

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:20:32 PM »

I'm gonna buy myself some chinese food, then jerk off and go to work the next day

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:21:50 PM »

Gonna take her probably to a steakhouse around here (Luger's maybe?), afterwards who knows?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:22:35 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 07, 2011, 10:17:31 PM

PD

You gotta bring your game up from Olive Garden

I'm gonna look up a nice restaurant in the area. Doubt they'll have good breaksticks though :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 07, 2011, 10:35:17 PM

Fuck yeah. She has to keep her mouth open so I can breath.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:33:53 PM »

I will probably do what I did last year. Drink whiskey while cleaning my guns.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:38:59 PM »

Going to a place within walking distance, so we can split a couple bottles of wine and then have a good romp. I think I'ma shave down.

drew · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2011, 11:41:03 PM »

im going to be working while you gash bashers feed your fat fucking faces

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:02:33 AM »

Shit, that's in like a week or some shit, right? Gonna be working a double, which is fine because fuck Valentine's Day right in it's ear. However, I'll be getting a sizable tax return on the 18th, so we'll just pretend that the hookers I'm paying are my girlfriends or whatever. However, if they look me in the eye I'm still gonna cut them where it shows.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #33 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:47:19 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:49:05 AM »

Quote from: drew on February 07, 2011, 11:41:03 PM

im going to be working while you gash bashers feed your fat fucking faces

Maybe me and the gal will visit your restaurant instead of Olive Garden. I'll tip

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:50:41 AM »

I think I'm cooking for a girl in my scriptwriting class that night, we haven't really ironed out details. Should be fun.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #36 on:** February 08, 2011, 05:58:43 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 07, 2011, 09:04:47 PM

Maybe a visit to the sea.

Woah really? Should I pack something?

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:16:42 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on February 08, 2011, 12:40:53 AM

Quote from: tiesto on February 07, 2011, 11:21:50 PM
Gonna take her probably to a steakhouse around here (Luger's maybe?), afterwards who knows?
Peter Lugers?

Yup, there are 2 nearby (the famous Brooklyn one, and a much closer one in Great Neck, that supposedly isn't as good but still awesome).

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:38:51 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 07, 2011, 10:35:17 PM

Fuck yeah. She has to keep her mouth open so I can breath.

This has to go in the newsfeed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:47:42 AM »

Having flowers delivered to my wife at work and then probably dinner and a romp.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2011, 12:17:02 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 08, 2011, 11:22:25 AM

Best day of the year to be single.

yep

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:07:44 PM »

Well, maybe best steak in the world that's not a wagyu cut. I haven't tried it but many NYers have told me it's the real deal, just like it's portrayed on food shows. Supposedly the prices are really good compared to most gourmet steakhouses but they also have a ridiculous cash-only policy.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:13:58 PM »

I love wagyu. It's like cooking a steak with butter except the butter is inside of the meat. No prime steak can be that tender and juicy, regardless of aging or cooking methods.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:30:57 PM »

I wasn't a believer in wagyu until I had actual Kobe beef on my honeymoon.

drew · « **Reply #44 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:45:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2011, 12:49:05 AM

Maybe me and the gal will visit your restaurant instead of Olive Garden. I'll tip

i know youre just joking but i am never, ever telling you guys where i work

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #45 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:52:51 PM »

Applebee's. It's Applebee's, isn't it?

drew · « **Reply #46 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:57:23 PM »

nope not a chain, thats as specific as im going to get

drew · « **Reply #47 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:13:13 PM »

no its not fastfood if that is in fact what you are implying good sir

Beezy · « **Reply #48 on:** February 09, 2011, 08:02:47 PM »

I'm not completely sure yet. I'll let you guys know afterward.

lennedsay · « **Reply #49 on:** February 09, 2011, 11:46:26 PM »

My orchid he bought me for last Valentines Day is getting ready to bloom again!

As far as this year... Well I work Sat, Sun, Mon, etc. until the middle of April unless I die or go to prison for murder one. I did buy a Groupon for an ice skating rink that's right next to a Chevys... That would be pretty ideal for him. Not ideal for me, but corn cake? Yes please. As long as I can eat my weight in salsa and make babies later, I'm down.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:02:03 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 09, 2011, 08:02:47 PM

I'm not completely sure yet. I'll let you guys know afterward.

this nicca acting like he's not in the virgin club. tired of you posers, jesus. Me and Father Mike, fuck you and Cajole man

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #51 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:04:46 AM »

virgin club represent

spoiler (click to show/hide)

just kidding

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #52 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:17:18 AM »

High-five PD. We's the real thang.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #53 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:56:37 AM »

no matter how old, I'm NOT apart of the virgin club

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #54 on:** February 10, 2011, 12:57:46 AM »

If that 30 year old was your first i'd consider you apart of the rape victims club

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #55 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:00:59 AM »

its not rape if I enjoyed it!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #56 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:02:17 AM »

ya it's only rape if you said "NO don't touch me there, grandma!"

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #57 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:17:12 AM »

It's not rape if she bakes you tea biscuits afterwards

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #58 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:25:52 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #59 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:44:01 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on February 10, 2011, 01:17:12 AM

It's not rape if she bakes you tea biscuits afterwards

Yes it is because No always means no...money from grandma on your birthday if you say no to grandma on movie night at New's.

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