Author Topic: The Valentine's Day Thread of BN Romancing Cougar Snatch (Read 6837 times)

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #60 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:59:56 AM »

Lets play MvC3 bro. I'll pick Morrigan and suck the life out of you.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #61 on:** February 10, 2011, 04:23:25 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 10, 2011, 01:54:54 AM

videogames in my room and probably nothing else.

yeah I might bust out Donkey Konga and play the love songs :'(

Beezy · « **Reply #62 on:** February 10, 2011, 08:37:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2011, 12:02:03 AM

Quote from: Beezy on February 09, 2011, 08:02:47 PM
I'm not completely sure yet. I'll let you guys know afterward.

this nicca acting like he's not in the virgin club. tired of you posers, jesus. Me and Father Mike, fuck you and Cajole man

I never said I wasn't anymore.

I've been talking to this chick since the year started though and I'm trying to leave the club.

Quote from: BrandNew on February 10, 2011, 12:56:37 AM

no matter how old, I'm NOT apart of the virgin club

Wait, what? Link to this story please!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #63 on:** February 10, 2011, 11:26:49 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on February 10, 2011, 12:56:37 AM

no matter how old, I'm NOT apart of the virgin club

So you were lying about the cougar, then.

Good luck, Beezy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #64 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:46:57 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on February 10, 2011, 01:38:07 PM

I'm seeing a lot of (Image removed from quote.)

and a lot of

Mupepe · « **Reply #65 on:** February 10, 2011, 05:03:51 PM »

You shouldn't need a day to show your Father/Mother/Lord/Country/Zombie Lord/etc that you love them either. But having a dedicated day is nice

Brehvolution · « **Reply #66 on:** February 11, 2011, 09:11:39 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #67 on:** February 11, 2011, 06:55:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2011, 11:26:49 AM

Good luck, Beezy.

Thanks, but I already failed.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #68 on:** February 11, 2011, 07:09:39 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 11, 2011, 09:11:39 AM

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nailed it.

I just jerked off, it was pretty good and may repeat the act on Valentines Day. I am now going to the store to buy bacon and maple syrup to go with my french toast

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #69 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:53:52 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 11, 2011, 06:55:11 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2011, 11:26:49 AM
Good luck, Beezy.
Thanks, but I already failed.

There's always next year

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #70 on:** February 11, 2011, 11:32:06 PM »

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Groogrux · « **Reply #71 on:** February 12, 2011, 02:02:49 PM »

My wife and I have our anniversary in the beginning of March, so we don't really do anything for Valentine's. I've got her a card and a small box of chocolates because she hates roses.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #72 on:** February 13, 2011, 12:55:34 PM »

I pretty much blew off a girl all week but started to feel bad so I called her yesterday and she said she already had plans and that I should have called earlier. I was off the hook, so I went to go see Blue Valentine. Never talking to any girl ever again.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #73 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:50:48 PM »

Never ever again.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #74 on:** February 13, 2011, 01:55:00 PM »

official v-day 2011 song:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #75 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:24:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2011, 12:55:34 PM

I pretty much blew off a girl all week but started to feel bad so I called her yesterday and she said she already had plans and that I should have called earlier. I was off the hook, so I went to go see Blue Valentine. Never talking to any girl ever again.

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2011, 01:50:48 PM

Never ever again.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #76 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:31:51 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2011, 12:55:34 PM

I pretty much blew off a girl all week but started to feel bad so I called her yesterday and she said she already had plans and that I should have called earlier. I was off the hook, so I went to go see Blue Valentine. Never talking to any girl ever again.

SMH @ the virgin-like incompetence

Obviously, you should have banged her first before bailing out on Valentine's day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:37:42 PM »

Do women like going to nice bistros?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #78 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:40:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2011, 02:37:42 PM

Do women like going to nice bistros?

Send us a link to the Yelp page.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:11:17 PM »

http://www.yelp.com/biz/carsons-american-bistro-ann-arbor

I've been there before for a business lunch, it was pretty nice.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #80 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:16:35 PM »

you ever use urbanspoon, pd? it's a really great way to quickly find quality restaurants in yr area & price range:

http://www.urbanspoon.com/n/19/1801/Detroit/Ann-Arbor-restaurants

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #81 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:18:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2011, 03:11:17 PM

http://www.yelp.com/biz/carsons-american-bistro-ann-arbor

I've been there before for a business lunch, it was pretty nice.

It really looks a cheesy chain place. There has to be something better near you. I'll dig through the Yelp listings for Ann Arbor and see what there is.

edit: People on Chowhound seem to like Eve, The Earle and West End Grill.

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/529440

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #82 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:32:56 PM »

Quote

SMH @ the virgin-like incompetence

Obviously, you should have banged her first before bailing out on Valentine's day.

Probably. I've sabotaged my last two times at basically guaranteed sex.

rofl @ PD

looks better than Olive Garden, though

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** February 13, 2011, 04:12:07 PM »

Ya PD that is a nice place. I took Mupepe's mom there once and she put out after.

cool breeze · « **Reply #84 on:** February 13, 2011, 05:14:16 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2011, 12:55:34 PM

I pretty much blew off a girl all week but started to feel bad so I called her yesterday and she said she already had plans and that I should have called earlier. I was off the hook, so I went to go see Blue Valentine. Never talking to any girl ever again.

haha, last Thursday I was planning to ask someone if she wanted to see Blue Valentine on Monday as a joke, but decided against it at the last minute for various circumstances.

and I think PD should take this girl to Olive Garden or Red Lobster or wherever. If things get serious, she's gonna have to love unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks eventually.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #85 on:** February 13, 2011, 06:02:26 PM »

[youtube=560,345]uhlW6SRu5rA[/youtube]

gonna make sure I get extra well done, regardless of where I go

TEEEPO · « **Reply #86 on:** February 13, 2011, 06:08:34 PM »

i'm seeing odd future.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 13, 2011, 06:30:27 PM »

Haha, I'm taking my girlfriend out to a rotisserie! I think it's okay.

http://parksideprovidence.com/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #88 on:** February 14, 2011, 05:24:42 PM »

picked the restaurant, going soon

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #89 on:** February 14, 2011, 05:28:56 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2011, 04:12:07 PM

Ya PD that is a nice place. I took Mupepe's mom there once and she put out after.

Damn, I took her Red Lobster and only got a handy. Lesson learned.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #90 on:** February 14, 2011, 06:47:22 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 14, 2011, 05:28:56 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 13, 2011, 04:12:07 PM
Ya PD that is a nice place. I took Mupepe's mom there once and she put out after.

Damn, I took her Red Lobster and only got a handy. Lesson learned.

No, going to Red Lobster is a que for her to give you the "crab claw". You got what you ordered.

Mupepe · « **Reply #91 on:** February 14, 2011, 07:00:46 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #92 on:** February 14, 2011, 07:28:27 PM »

smh

Got home from the library, was getting ready when I got a call

her: hey what's up...
me: nm, just getting ready
her: yea...about that

She then goes into one of those long ass rambling things chicks due to somehow cushion what they really have to say. Long story short: her ex called her today and wanted to meet up with her today to discuss the future, how he was wrong etc. So instead of heading out with me, she's gonna go hear what he has to say.

me: uhh ok, sure
her: can i call you after our meeting? I'd like your advise
me: nah, gonna head out and eat anyway

womp womp. Was gonna go to a fancy place (Gandy Dancer). Instead I'll head to Buffalo Wild Wings later tonight.

It's not like I want to date her, I figured it would be a nice thing to do since she's been down and we've been friends for a damn decade. Hell, she gave me the idea.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #93 on:** February 14, 2011, 07:30:22 PM »

At least you told her not to call you later.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #94 on:** February 14, 2011, 07:37:45 PM »

aw, sorry man. getting blown off at the last minute with a phone call is always bullshit and if she was a good friend she wouldn't blow you off like that. keep trying to go out SOMEWHERE with women though! make it a goal to go on a date within the next month. for now, just make sure to stop off at the liquor store on the way home from buffalo wild wings.

Beezy · « **Reply #95 on:** February 14, 2011, 08:06:58 PM »

*hugs PD and Cajole*

Akala · « **Reply #96 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:05:47 PM »

pd :'(

drink 3 big beers.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #97 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:31:20 PM »

Damn, fuck that shit, PD.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #98 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:45:22 PM »

Happy Valentine's Day, ladies. Hope you enjoy your nice romantic dinner.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Personally I think the Heart-Shaped Pizza guys have the right idea; just buy one from the deli and then stay at home and knock back a 12 pack of Natty Light with your special someone.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #99 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:50:20 PM »

stealing that for twitter

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #100 on:** February 14, 2011, 09:57:52 PM »

Go ahead, I stole it from the radio.

The guys on ESPN Radio were laughing about it, and I immediately thought of Evilbore.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #101 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:00:40 PM »

Wife and I are making marinated flank steak and baked potatoes for dinner, and blackberry short cake for dessert.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #102 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 14, 2011, 09:57:52 PM

Go ahead, I stole it from the radio. The guys on ESPN Radio were laughing about it, and I immediately thought of Evilbore.

There are actually two more chains in that picture, apparently: Macaroni Grill and Texas Roadhouse.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #103 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:58:43 PM »

I think Carabba's is a chain, too.

Don't forget about "heart shaped pizza" and "how to cook lobster tails"!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #104 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:07:12 PM »

Got lazy and bought some snacks instead. Playing videogames/watching shows when I should be studying

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #105 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:08:28 PM »

In retrospect, Texas Roadhouse probably deserves an extra special mention since it's one of those trashy steakhouses where you can throw peanuts on the floor.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #106 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:14:36 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 14, 2011, 10:58:43 PM

I think Carabba's is a chain, too.

Don't forget about "heart shaped pizza" and "how to cook lobster tails"!

I didn't even scroll over to see Carabba's haha

Akala · « **Reply #107 on:** February 14, 2011, 11:28:02 PM »

omg

what the fuck is wrong with peps?

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #108 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:19:14 AM »

http://r.gnavi.co.jp/g385006/

We went here and it was fucking awesome. Good seafood, steak, and wine, although Valentine's Day had to be the day a flash blizzard struck Tokyo, which negated the fucking awesome view we were supposed to have of the city, specifically Tokyo Tower. $:-\$ It was fun walking through the snow back to my place though.

Overall definitely the best Valentine's Day I've had.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #109 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:23:10 AM »

talking to a female friend

ok
20:39
alright time for bed
20:43
love you
20:46
oops
20:48
sorry
20:51
wrong box

owned

lennedsay · « **Reply #110 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:27:52 AM »

Accidentally stick your penis in, then "oops, wrong box."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #111 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:28:52 AM »

I had that happen to me once.

Girl: thank you
Me: for what?
Girl: for just being you
Me:

Girl: Opps, thought I was talking to someone else

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #112 on:** February 15, 2011, 12:39:03 AM »

Luckily, it wasn't sad, just hilarious, since I've never been interested in her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #113 on:** February 15, 2011, 02:42:48 AM »

so many annihilations in this thread :'(

I think we're being punished for not believing BrandKnew's story

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #114 on:** February 15, 2011, 03:53:08 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2011, 12:23:10 AM

talking to a female friend

ok
20:39
alright time for bed
20:43
love you
20:46
oops
20:48
sorry
20:51
wrong box

owned

Beezy · « **Reply #115 on:** February 15, 2011, 08:07:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2011, 02:42:48 AM

so many annihilations in this thread :'(

I think we're being punished for not believing BrandKnew's story

I haven't even heard it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #116 on:** February 15, 2011, 09:12:51 AM »

Twas a good night, overall. I got home from work and walk into a candle lit path up to the bedroom for some smangin. Quick shower and a bite to eat leading up to my 10 year old's basketball game. It's playoff time. She scored 2 baskets and they won so they'll play in the championship on Wednesday.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #117 on:** February 15, 2011, 09:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 14, 2011, 11:08:28 PM

In retrospect, Texas Roadhouse probably deserves an extra special mention since it's one of those trashy steakhouses where you can throw peanuts on the floor.

That was for a reason. Years ago (before I was born) my Mom worked at a restaurant like that, and she told me it was to absorb anything on the floor like grease and such. Doesn't seem like it would, but she said it made cleaning up at the end of the night much easier because everything would stick to the shells instead of being mashed into the floor. They don't do it at steakhouses around here anymore, they give you an extra empty bucket to drop the shells in.

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 15, 2011, 09:12:51 AM

Twas a good night, overall. I got home from work and walk into a candle lit path up to the bedroom for some smangin. Quick shower and a bite to eat leading up to my 10 year old's basketball game. It's playoff time. She scored 2 baskets and they won so they'll play in the championship on Wednesday.

Good for her, and good luck in the championship!

Mupepe · « **Reply #118 on:** February 15, 2011, 10:23:50 AM »

you can still do it at a few steakhouses here in Houston. Even some of the nicer ones (even though it's allowed most people don't).

last night was good. i made dinner for her but then she had to study for a big test. luckily i got booty before i went to bed anyways.

muckhole · « **Reply #119 on:** February 15, 2011, 11:16:16 AM »

We did ours on the weekend. Got a bunch of gifts, (one of which was a set of Buckyballs, which I've always secretly wanted, but could never justify buying for myself. BUCKYBALLS! YEEEEE) then she made dinner on Sunday. Good weekend.

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