She asks if I feel different now after having sex for the first time and I told her "Totally. I feel like a whole new world has opened up for me." or something along those lines.
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“Look at this, I told them medium rare, it’s medium…. I bet that cook is an anti-Semite. They don’t just overcook a hamburger, Jerry.”RIP :'(There is very little Uncle Leo material on youtube, is a shame, he was one of my favorites.
JERRY: (Being frank) Leo, I saw you in Brentano's yesterday.LEO: Why didn't ya say hello?JERRY: Because you were too busy stealing a book.LEO: (Giving a courtesy lesson) You still say hello.JERRY: (Showing that it's a problem) Leo, I saw you steal.LEO: Oh, they don't care. We all do it.JERRY: Who, criminals?LEO: Senior citizens. No big deal.JERRY: You could get arrested.LEO: Arrested? Come on! (Goes into a routine explaination for his stealing) I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home?
HELLO